Chapter 10 WARIO AND OLIMAR RETURN AND LUIGI CONFISCATES EVERYTHING
After a Tourney that lasted for Eternity, Wario rode his motorcycle on a Beach Ball on top of a unicycle on top of a Laundry Machine on top of The Empire State Building while Lively Big City Old Fashioned Music Played while Olimar rode Spaceship Olimar and played Pikmin on his Gameboy and didn't pay attention to anything else. About infinity Light Years later, Olimar crashed through the Roof and Wario rode his motorcycle down the chimney. Kirby came flying out of the chimney with a Santa Claus hat on. Fireplace Metaknight confiscated Wario's motorcycle.
"*Fake Laugh* THOSE COST MONEY YOU KNOW!" Said Wario.
However, Meta Knight immediately pummeled Wario with Twilight books until he was out of Meta Knight's Private Study. Meta Knight pointed out the " PRIVATE STUDY DOES NOT EXIST." Sign and slammed the door.
Meanwhile, Luigi confiscated Olimar's Spaceship and left dents in it with his newspaper until it broke down and exploded.
"NO! MY BEAUTIFUL SPACESHIP!" Olimar cried as he ran over to his broke down spaceship.
Wario immediately took out another motorcycle and rode it to the Nintendo City Mexican Dance.
Olimar immediately climbed into a New Spaceship Olimar and followed him.
Luigi was flabbergasted.
Jigglypuff was swinging Pichu around until she tripped on The Haunted Bakery and all The Mexicans cheered. Pichu was swung so far he landed on Luigi.
"YOU KNOW, THERE IS ANOTHER WAY OUT!" Yelled Luigi, because no matter what, it's always Pichu's fault !
The Grand Tourney: Luigi and Pichu were shown balancing on Beach Balls balanced on Squeegee Janitor Mops balanced on Unicycles balanced on Laundry Machines on top of The Empire State Building.
Luigi's Turn: Luigi uses " Newspaper Abuse "
Luigi abused Pichu with a newspaper for 30 years.
Pichu took 9434346932 Damage.
Pichu's Turn: Pichu uses " Punch Down The Commode "
Pichu took one Can of Fruit Punch, tasted it, didn't like it much, flushed the can and the punch down the commode, noticed the commode didn't work, took the can out, flushed the punch down the commode, put the can back in the commode, flushed it, then left.
Pichu has begun staring at the dishwasher.
Luigi stared at Pichu staring at the dishwasher.
Pichu stared at Luigi staring at Pichu staring at the dishwasher.
Luigi stared at Pichu staring at Luigi staring at Pichu staring at the dishwasher.
Pichu stared at Luigi staring at Pichu staring at Luigi staring at Pichu staring at the dishwasher.
HOBO MARIO HAS BROKE OUT OF THE DISHWASHER AND WENT ON A RAMPAGE.
Luigi evolved into MR. L!
Luigi has entered Brobot and is trying to fly to The Moon!
Pichu has summoned Jigglypuff!
Jigglypuff uses Microphone!
Jigglypuff's microphone left a dent in Brobot, causing it to break down and explode!
Mr. L is Luigi again!
Pichu has evolved into Pichu because the writer of this story thinks Pichu is cuter than Pikachu. Yay!
Meanwhile, Link and Ganondorf were back at Ganondorf's pub.
"What will it be today?" Asked Ganondorf.
"ZAXBY'S!" Yelled Link.
"THAT IS A HOBO RESTRAUNT! THIS IS A HUGE OUTRAGE!" Yelled Ganondorf.
Suddenly, Link and Ganondorf fell out of the chimney and landed at a Zaxby's with a few hobos outside of it.