Me and a friend started writing this just before summer started just for fun, and we've decided to put it on the internet where the whole world can ignore it! The spelling and grammar and sentence fluency are horrible, but i've tried to correct some it to put it on here, and also post it into chapters...instead of makng it a 51 page (and counting) one-shot! We wrote this under extreme randomness, and i'll slowly be posting new chapters everyday probably, because we're still thinking of more ideas (it's still not done.)

we do not Own Kngdom hearts, I hope you guys like it, if you don't we will still love it lol!

Is life without a mullet even worth living? Welcome to the life of Demyx, where granola bars roam free, Yuna does not bring the calm and we all die, it was sunny when Bella got hit by the van so she DIED and also a place where mysterious things happen: GLOBAL WARMING. (Also why Bella died.) Demyx's mind is a very spacious one. Lots to see, nothing to block your view...Except for maybe: THE MOOSE. The moose will rule more than the bunny ever did. MWAHAHAHAHA. Now on another note, I have a message for Roxas: I just wanted to know why-

"Axel, what are you doing?" Marluxia asked.

"I'm reading Demyx's Diary."

"Well, you don't have to read it out loud!"

Axel sighed. "Fine, I see how it is. The Marluxia I know is long gone."

"Oh get a life." He/she said before walking out of the room. Axel continued reading.

I just wanted to know why you hang pictures of Axel all over your room.

Axel stopped reading again.

"Ok...uh, that was creepy...I'm gonna switch to another page now."

"Stop talking to yourself." Axel heard Marluxia yell from across the hall. Axel flipped to a random page in the book.

In my opinion, there are 3 genders. Male, Female and Marluxia. I have a theory. Marluxia's Somebody was a transvestite, and that's why Marluxia is the 3rd gender. You know how people use the words him or her, her or him, when talking about people. Did you notice that when you talk about Marluxia you say "He/She" or "He...or is it her?" Well, no longer! I just created a new word to describe talking about Marluxia! I call it "mar."

Axel flipped to another random page, clearly freaked out.

Here's another theory. Sonic the hedgehog was the Somebody of Saix. Forget what you thought you knew about Isa. Isa was a distant cousin of Sonic. Aerith and Cloud are married, but decided to adopt. So they adopted Sonic the hedgehog before he lost his heart. And they adopted Roxas. Since Cloud is Roxas' father, that's why Roxy styles his hair like Cloud. That's also why Roxy's boyfriend styles his hair like Sonic. Then Sonic lost is heart, and Saix was created. A heartless was also created. Shadow the Hedgehog. Shadow took Sonic's place, and Cloud and Aerith just thought Sonic went emo. They were worried about their sons, so they put them both in an anger management program. (Which we all know, doesn't help people, it only makes them angry. The new anger in Roxas affected Sora, and that's why he was saying mean things to Xigbar when they met, causing Xigbar to go emo, and that's why he doesn't jump me anymore on Friday nights. Whatever that means. I was talking to Marluxia and mar said that's what it's called when someone un-

"Oh, god I'm not reading that anymore." Just then, Axel heard the front door close. Demyx was home.

Axel could only panic as prancing feet came into the Room, so he dove to the floor and hid under the bed.

"I'm Gonna soak up the suuun, gonna tell everyone to…" Demyx sang loudly enough that Axel only choked from trying hard not to laugh.

"Gonna soak the suuun, hmm? Why is my dairy on the floor?" Demyx moved closer to the bed. He bent down to pick it up and noticed glowing green eyes under his bed.

"Woooahhh!" Demyx Jumped and shook, "MARLY HELP ME THERES A MONSTER UNDER MY BED!" He ran towards the hall.

'My god is he that dense?' Axel thought as he got up from the bed. He dusted himself off and left. While he was leaving a pair… No, an Orangey-yellow eye watched him leave.

Meanwhile in Demyx eyes:

"Demyx you're being a child! I bet it was no monster! Who you do think has the only Greens that scary!"Marluxia was a little irritated by his stupidity.

"Vexen?" Demyx shrugged and smiled nervously.

"What? No! Vexen may be a pervy and a bit mad… As in science mad, but think again!"

"Um... I don't know..." Demyx put his finger on his lip and thought hard for a moment.

"YOU IDIOT! AXEL WAS IN YOUR ROOM READING YOUR STUPID DIARY, And Look!"

Marluxia dug up something from his drawer and showed Demyx. it's a picture the Entire Organization Christmas party, which was wild. There was a certain Redhead with those Same glowing eyes, setting the tree on fire.

"SEE! GREEN! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE and get a Brain... on second thought NO , GET A LIFE" Marluxia yelled loudly at Demyx and kicked him out of his room. The door slammed shut.

"I think Marluxia had argument with Vexen again..." Demyx only tsked and left... Then he realized something.

"My Diary!" And another thought came into his mind "Axel..." Demyx showed a dark side of himself

for he gave an evil grin that could prove Demyx could be cold, and could be out for revenge.

Axel walked down the hall, clearly scarred of Demyx's diary.

Meanwhile

Demyx was his room pacing around. He wonded what he was going to do. until A certain nobody with an Orange-yellow eye popped outta nowhere.

"Hey kid I think I can help you out!"

I usually use wordpad to write, but for editing this, I used microsoft word. So i think all the spelling and grammar is correct, unless the comp lied to us lol...So all you can flame us about is lack of a good idea! LOL please let us know what you think so far!

(also i don't think I should post our ORIGINAL authors comments, cuz i think they're more messed then the story lol. trust me it WILL get weirder...What with the fridays and the Authors and the book...now i've said too much lol...it will get better! it is called 'the FINAL CRACK' for a reason. (lowercase 'the' uppercase "FINAL CRACK")