(Letters from reviews - orangesky3, CrimsonCupcake, kat716, Ayasume, SummerVegetable, MakaMaka, YamiNoUe, hibalicious + anonymous posters signed 'Simply Anonymous' & 'KorEAnOtAku')
Mukuro, being the shameless person that he was, had immediately gone back to intruding into Hibari's rooms in order to answer his emails. While it initially caused the other man to bristle and snap at him for being a nuisance, Mukuro knew that Hibari knew that the best way to find peace of mind was for the Cloud Guardian to do his best to ignore the illusionist as much as possible.
It was more difficult than Hibari thought - Mukuro would often chuckle or in rare cases laugh out loud and they almost always came at a time while he was meditating in the garden or taking some time off with a book of Japanese literature.
Hibari had half a mind to throw his current hard-cover book at the man's head when he was interrupted for 47th time (yes, he had counted) by another abrupt laugh. Closing the book with a sharp snap - damn it, this was a library, his library! - he rose fluidly from his seat and stalked over to where the other sat grinning at the laptop - his laptop!
Before he delivered his judgement upon the unsuspecting illusionist, he glanced at the screen to see what had evoked the man's mirth this time.
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Dear 69-sama,
I heard that you got Hibari naked the other day. Did you take any pictures? If so, will they be for sale? (Photos of you would be just as welcome.)
Sincerely,
HentaiGirl
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Mukuro turned at the low, threatening growl, not at all surprised to see the imposing Guardian of Cloud with his blood-freezing glare standing over him.
"Yes?" the illusionist queried innocently.
Hibari took a swipe at the man's head with his book which forced Mukuro to lean back hurriedly to avoid or else acquire a pretty bruise on the side of his head.
"Give them to me." It was clear what was meant by 'them'.
It was either hand over the photos or spend several hours encased in Hibari's handcuff cage. Mukuro opted for the former, and did not fail to see the humorous side of the situation as he handed over the aptly-named exposures, drawing a suspicious glance from Hibari as he promptly destroyed any and all evidence of Mukuro's deed while the illusionist watched on and chuckled.
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HentaiGirl,
Unfortunately there are no photos of Kyoya (or of myself), but my memory is surely better than any camera and I will not forget that moment any time soon. Kufufu~
- 69
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Dear 69-chan~
I have an obsession with pineapples, and your hair isn't really helping~ Why did you choose a pineapple for your hairstyle?~
What do you do when a very kawai best friend is depressed because she thinks that life looks down on her?~ Really~ I'm getting worried~ :(
Oh yes, and how do you fix an "Otaku Syndrome"? Cause I have a very very bad case of one right now~ it includes a certain tuna fish, a certain skylark, a certain pineapple, a certain octopus, a certain shark, a certain (fake) prince, a certain frog, a certain boss of the 3 mentioned right beforehand, and a certain marshmallow~ all in ONE~
See you~
Love,
TunAatEtHemArshmAllOw
P.S. CAN YOU MARRY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE? XD
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"Yes, why did you choose a pineapple for your hairstyle?" Hibari asked, smirking, turning from the smouldering pile of plastic that were once negatives.
Mukuro smiled thinly at the other man but otherwise ignored the jibe.
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'Tun Aat Et Hem Arshm All Ow' (an interesting pseudonym, might I add),
Your friend may find her problems solved if she no longer relies on life and instead embraces that which lies beyond it.
For your obsessive tendencies, I can only recommend that you see an illusionist. A single nightmare can be a rather effective cure.
- 69
P.S. Marriage involves the signing of a contract. Are you sure you would like to sign one with me? Kufufu~
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Dear 69-sama,
What type of seme are you? Would you seme Byakuran? Speaking of Byakuran...exactly WHAT happened after he defeated you?
Your fangirls love you,
~istotallyNOTimplyinganything
P.S. Any tips on how to stalk pineapple illusinists?
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'Not implying anything' (by which you imply much),
To the winner go the spoils. Which is to say, whatever is left whole.
- 69
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"...What do you mean by that?"
"Kufufu...what do you think?"
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69-sama
What do you think of 18-san? You like him, right?
-PleseDon'tKillMe!
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'PleseDon'tKillMe' (I may not kill you but Kyoya might),
His stubborness is rather charming, yes. Especially when complimented. He tries hard to hide it, but that blush of his shows he is pleased. Kufu~
- 69
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"I do not blush, herbivore!"
"You are doing so now, Kyoya. Kufufu~"
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Dear 69-san,
Can I join you in your conquest to annoy Kyoya and whatever you wish to destroy? I am very bored at this dull world and needs to have the violent form of entertainment.
-Im Bored And Wants To Do Some Things
P.S.
Please annoy Kyoya more, His misery is my joy!
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Hibari snarled. "What are all these annoying herbivores doing in their spare time?" As if Mukuro needed more encouragement to make his life a misery, or to make a larger mess than the illusionist already did with the inevitable amount of dead bodies that arose from each of Mist Guardian's missions.
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'Bored',
You are most welcome to join me, provided Kyoya does not stop you first.
- 69
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"Don't encourage them, you bastard!"
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Dear 69-sama,
What is the best way for people to be killed in the most gruesome way as possible? Since you're probably the best advisor I've seen, I thought I might ask. *angelic smile*
My best friend says pulling their intestine out from the body works well *another angelic smile shining from the heavens*
What do you think?
-A-certain-sadist-in-training
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To the sadist-in-training,
Insert needles throughout their body and push them in until the head is all but part of the skin. Then you merely need stand back and watch them attempt to claw those very needles out of their own body. It is most entertaining to witness, provided you can bear the screaming.
- 69
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To 69-sama,
That wasn't the response I wanted! . Ah well, how about 1869? What are your views on shouhen-ai aka. yaoi?
Give Chrome hug for me when she gets back!
-OCF (Obsessive Compulsive Fangirl)
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To Obsessive Compulsive Fangirl,
I see nothing wrong with two men having sex with each other, kufu~
And I must say Kyoya seems like he would make for an interesting bed partner.
- 69
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"The day that happens is the day you die, Mukuro."
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Dear 69-tama
Thank you for your oh-so lovely hair advice.
As for my question, how do you get annoying people to leave you alone? Because I have some people bothering me...
~Ue-chan~
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To Ue,
By erasing them entirely from the world.
- 69
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Dear 69-chan,
Hallo! Help me~
I keep on seeing these manga characters(including no less than a tuna, a skylark, a pineapple, a frog, and a fake prince among others) around my house! Did u make those? Cuz...they are freaking real! Or am I hallucinating from lack of sleep?
Oh yeah and what did u do for your pineapple hair? Cuz whatever I do, it doesn't turn out right!
How long IS your hair?
Toodles!
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To the nameless questioner (unless your name is 'Toodles'),
Whether they are products of your imagination or of mine, neither are real, are they? Kufufufufu~
- 69
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Dear 69-sama,
Do you love Hibari Kyouya? Will you sleep for a night with him, please?
- Your Daughter
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At this, Mukuro turned around and gave Hibari his most winning smile. "What do you say, Kyoya?"
The man's steely eyes gave him a frigid, wintery glare and denounced the idea immediately with a simple word:
"Repulsive."
The illusionist laughed softly. "I can make sure you enjoy every moment of it," he said silkily as he stood and pushed his chair to one side, advancing upon the other man.