Hi, (waves)! This is my first fanfiction, so all reviews would be nice. There is a note at the bottom of this about this song.

Disclaimer: I do not own Kuroshitsuji nor "Like a Boss"

Mr. Michaelis, Thanks for coming to your performance review

No problem

So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?

Absolutely, I'm the butler

Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the butler

Well the first thing I do is...

Make some tea (like a butler)

Wake up my young master (like a butler)

Smirk like a sexy beast (like a butler)

Make fun of my meal (like a butler)

Yell at the servants (like a butler)

See a cat (like a butler)

Squeeze its paws (like a butler)

Beat up Grell (like a butler)

Find out my meal has been kidnapped (like a butler)

Go get my young master (like a butler)

Get shot to death (like a butler)

Come back to life (like a butler)

Save my master (like a butler)

Get pissed at Elizabeth (like a butler)

Fix a ring (like a butler)

Hide in the bushes (like a butler)

Beat up puppets (like a butler)

Fight an angel (like a butler)

Make dinner (like a butler)

Beat up a demon with a bad hair-do (like a butler)

Bathe my young master (like a butler)

But to him to bed (like a butler)

Stare at him in secret all night (like a butler)

S**t on Claude's desk (like a butler)

Go pedo bear on my master (like a butler)

Cook a giant fish (Like a butler)

Beat up demon-dogs (Like a butler)

Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then?

No doubt

You were killed by bullets then came back to life?

Hell yeah

And I think at one point there you said something about beating up puppets

Nope!

Actually I'm pretty sure you did

Nah, that ain't me

Okay, well this has been eye opening for me

I'm the butler

Yeah, no I got that. You said it a lot

I'm the butler

Yeah, yeah I got it!

I'm the butler

No I heard you, see ya later

LIKE A BUTLER!

Well, I hope this is funny! Although this is completed, I have a little something to make this more fun.

I will be asking you the reviewer to, to help me add lines. So review and then send a verse. Ex. Throw Knifes (like a butler)

Thank you for the lines:

Madamoiseille Jokerette

jadegirl411