Hidan's Swear Jar

That was the last straw. The entire Akatsuki was sick and tired of Hidan's foul language, and after calling Pein a 'Donkey ass shagger' they won't tolerate anymore.

"TOBI, GIVE ME MY F*CKING SCYTHE BACK YOU B*STARD!" Hidan ran after the orange masked boy down the corridoor.

"Waaaaah! Sempaiiiiiiii!" He turned a corner and ran into the main room, he threw the scythe to Kakauzu and glomped Deidara. "Sempaiiiiii, Tobi thought Tobi was a goner!" He wailed as Deidara tried to escape his hug.

"Tobi, get the hell off me, un!" The blonde stressed, but was shut up by Hidans yells.

"WHAT'S THE BIG F*CKING IDEA?"

"Thank you Tobi," Itachi nodded to Tobi then turned back to the pissed off Hidan. "Now that we have lured you here-"

"WHAT? SO HE STOLE MY F*CKING SYCTHE JUST TO LURE ME HERE?"

"That's more or less what he just said." Kisame answerd him, but only to get the death stare from him.

"We can't take anymore of your swearing, so Tobi came up with the swear jar." He paused waiting for another outburst from Hidan, and guess what? Another outburst.

"A F*CKING SWEAR JAR? YOU'VE GOT TO BE F*CKING KIDDING ME!"

"No I'm not, every time you swear you must put some money in. The amout is up to Kakuzu." Kakuzu let out a chuckle in responce to that last sentence while examing Hidan's scythe. Hidan couldn't belive what he was hearing, a swear jar? Seriously? He turned to glare to Tobi, who was currently trying to get a hug from Deidara. 'Tobi, that little bastard, I'll fucking kill him!' He thought to himself.

"Well, I guess I should go easy on him...20 Yen." Kakuzu gave Hidan his scythe back but only for him snatch it and reply by saying, "Fucking assholes." And after everyone hearing that Kisame elbowed Deidara and he walked forward holding out a big jar with a pink lid label saying 'Hidan's Swear Jar' in front of him.

"That was two swear words, un. So 40 yen, Hidan-chan." Deidara said sarcastically, a smile creeping across his face. Hidan stared at it for a moment and then finally shoved 40 yen inside the jar, he walked out of the cursing in his mind. The room was silent until Tobi, being Tobi, broke it.

"How Long until it''ll be safe to speak to Hidan-san, sempai?"

This is what I thought might happen if a swear jar was forced upon Hidan :P