Hi everyone! I blame the plunny for dragging me here on such a late night. AND, the computer lost the internet connection so I had to rewrite this from scratch. Kinda depressing.

Disclaimer: DC/MK will never, ever be mine so I'm just kidnapping some characters for the story. Enjoy!(3

P.S sorry if this isn't good enough. I had absolute NO backup drafts or anything to turn to.


It's NOT possible.

It can't be!

How could his son BE-

Inspector Nakamori's mind kept shouting this at him as he and the rest of the Kaitou Kid taskforce sat there, stunned, at who was under the top hat and monocle.

That's it. It HAD to be an imposer. It HAD to!

Slowly, like moving in breathable amber, Nakamori reached up to Kid's cheeks and pulled.

The mask didn't come off.

The face is real.

Another stunned silence.

The Inspector's face is turning their usual shade of purple.

Everybody else in the room braced themselves for another Nakamori leveled ranting.

Inspector didn't disappoint.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PLAYING AT?" Yelled Nakamori, spittle flying,a few officers dove for coverage.

Kaito winced.

"YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME EVERYTHING! WHY YOU STEAL, WHAT ARE YOU SEARCHING FOR, AND-" puffed the inspector,

"You're going to tell me WHY the hell can I chase you before you're even born." He finished, calmer now.

"Alright." said Kaito quietly, "I am only going to tell this once..."


AN HOUR LATER...

The story finished with everybody in a daze.

Especially Nakamori. He called his daughter about the situation and, after a long time of yelling "BAKAITO!" over and over, Aoko came straight over.

"You're not going to jail, you know." said Hakuba to Kaito, "from what we've learned in your story is understandable but you still need punishment for all the property damage."

Kaito gulped.

The judges wrote their ideas on a piece of piece of paper when Aoko bursted into the room with a bag slung over her shoulder and a grin slung over her face.

She handed her own little slip of paper to the judge.

The judges looked over the suggestion, confused.

Does the Kid, great phantom thief and magician, have THIS kind of weird phobia? (I'm sure you'll know what comes next)

The punishment is decided.

Aoko smirked.

Kaito gulped again at that smirk.

"Kaito Kouroba" said the leader of the judges, "your punishment is a little wierd, but we trusted our resource, you, will be sentenced to eat at a... fish restaurant!"

Kaito fainted.