Disclaimer: Vampire Knight and its characters do not belong to me. They belong to Matsuri Hino.

It had worked, after all his planning, and waiting, it had worked without fail. It made him feel powerful, like a god with power over all under him, and for Cross Kaien, the Headmaster of Cross Academy those under him were his students, of day and night class. They had to obey him, but the best part of his plan was not that they were obeying him, but that they were without even knowing it. He had them wrapped around his finger. Yes, he felt like a god…a god of love.

A low chuckle came from the blonde man, as he watched outside his office window, lightning, and thunder filling the black night sky. Crackling, and bring light to his dark office, where no lights were on. Darkness filled the room once more as the light died down, waiting for the next to take his place.

Pure joy filled the Headmaster; almost boiling over in his body there was so much.

He turned from the window, raising his hands in the air, stretched and open. A smile was painted on his face, filled with his god like feelings.

"I did it!" he screamed as lightning flashed once more with a great boom.

The office light suddenly flashed on. "What are you doing?"

Cross jumped down behind his desk with a scream. "Who is there?"

"Who do you think, Headmaster?"

Cross knew the voice and jumped up, hopping over the desk to hug the girl standing just a bit farther then the door way. "Call me daddy" he squealed with girlish delight. Yuuki rolled her eyes, and pushed him off.

Headmaster began to sob, falling to the floor dramatically, head bowed, and blonde hair falling over his face. "My little girl hates me!" he sobbed.

"Headmaster get off the floor."

"No!"

He continued to sob, his face in his hands. "It's my glasses isn't it? You hate them, and that's why you won't call me daddy! I know…I'll end my life."

The blonde grabbed a knife from where, Yuuki couldn't guess at, and held it to his throat, Tears streaming down his face.

"This world is too dark a place for a pure soul like me. Goodbye cruel world, I'll miss all the bars, and cute men who think I'm gay. Death is much better suited for a man like moi. Oh dark world, let my blood stain this floor, forever reminding the world that a great man like me was—"

"My jobs done." Said Yuuki breaking through his words with a lazy voice. She'd heard this speech before when Headmaster had asked Zero for a kiss and instead got his ass full of Zero's foot.

"Its done?"

"Yup, every sims has been given away to the students."

Headmaster was up off the floor faster then you can say 'WTF'. Yes, that fast.

He pushed up his glasses. "Good job, lieutenant Yuuki. They all took the bait?"

Yuuki made a salute over her forehead, "They did. The last one was given to Kiryu #2"

"Ah, yes. I can't wait to see how he will play things out in sims." laughed Headmaster.

"Him and Zero will be the ones 'playing out' in his sims." Said Yuuki with a smug look. "He so has a crush on Zero. It goes way past sibling love"

Headmaster huffed, "you're one to talk, miss I love my brother who is really the first Kuran, which makes him like your grandpa or something!"

Yuuki slapped Headmaster "Shut the fuck up! That hasn't been reveled yet in the time this fan fiction is set. I still think he is just a hot guy who looks a lot like me, but don't notice it!" she said with a hiss.

"pfft, how can you not notice?

"Hell if I know."

Headmaster cleared his throat, "now, getting back to the matters at hand, are you sure no one knows of this plan of ours? Plan: I'm bored, so lets give sims to all the students and see who they love, then try to get them together."

Yuuki nodded, "No one knows of the plan with too long of a name."

"Goo-"

"I know!"

Yuuki and Headmaster whipped around to the open door way.

"Oh, do I know!" said Ichijo stepping into the room, with a smug grin on his pretty boy face.

"Ichijo!" gasped Yuuki and Headmaster.

"Done done done doone!" sang a voice that seemed to come from the walls. So dramatic, that no one wondered why the walls were singing. It sounded a lot like the voice of a curtain chain-smoking-don't-give-a-fuck-about-others-and-I-hate-bloodsuckers- hunter. Yagari Toga, if you couldn't tell.

"So, all this sims business you two caused?" Asked Ichijo, not looking at the wall that had talked. Either it was a ghost in his mind, or that ninja Seiren was stalking him because he knew of her cameras in the bathrooms. Yes, he had found them, even in the women's bathrooms. And Ichijo only went in there to see if there was cameras, he had not been peeking on Rima to see why Shiki seemed to think she was hot. She wasn't by the way.

Headmaster and Yuuki gave one another a look that said, 'Maybe we can trick him. He is a blonde after all. All looks and no brains as they say.' Headmaster raised one blonde eyebrow, a grin on his face, 'or we could use him.' it said.

Headmaster stood straight, hands on hips, "Ichijo, I am offering you a place in our plan. Plan: I'm bored, so lets give sims to all the students and see who they love, then try to get them together, as a major in the group" He grinned, "just call me captain Cross."

"That is one long ass name," said Ichijo.

"I know, isn't it?" Said Yuuki with a frown, "I wanted to call it plan: lets get people to love."

Ichijo shrugged, "too girly. What about, plan: SimsXstudents=master plan?"

"No, I think-"

"lieutenant Yuuki! Don't talk with him until he tells us whose side he is on." Yelled the pissed Headmaster, not really at Yuuki, but that no one liked the plan name. He had come up with it all by himself, it was made of awesomeness. "So, what will it be…Ichijo?" he asked slowly. The walls went about singing just then as if to lighten the mood Headmaster was trying to setup.

"Every time we touch I get this feeling, and every time we kiss I swear I can fly! Can't you feel my heart beat fast? I want this to last, I need you in by side, cause everytime-"

"Shut up!" Headmster banged on the wall, "I swear to god I will rape you Toga if you're not quiet!"

The wall went quiet.

"good-"

"Cause every time we touch I get this feeling and every time we kiss-"

"God fucking dammit, Toga!" screamed Headmaster, "You are so asking for it! I swear it will hurt so bad you will pass out, and I won't let you ever, ever see the light of day or sit on you're ass-"

"I'll quit…" said Toga's voice in a sob.

Headmaster crossed his arms, "Good, now…What?" He looked over at his two young students, mouths wide one, eyes in a frozen horrified state. "Umm, lets pretend that never happened, ok?" Both nodded fast, like bobble heads. Head master smiled once more, "besides he likes it-" Yuuki fell to the floor with a bloody murder scream, holding her ears, "no more!"

"I'm going to vomit," cried Ichijo, clutching his stomach.

Headmaster rolled his eyes," kids." He sighed. "I won't say another word about Toga, and I. Now," The atmosphere got heavy once again, Headmaster's arms crossed again, eyes boring into Ichijo, who had recovered along with Yuuki. "Would you like to be part of our plan, as our major forever bound to help us bring love to the students of Cross Academy?" Ichijo thought for a moment, before answering, "I will, but tell me one thing?"

"Anything, young major Ichijo." Headmaster said cheerfully.

"Was I a part of this plan? I was given a sims game, and I -after cutting off from it- finally asked Shiki out, like I had been playing out on sims. Was that a part of this plan with too long of a name?"

"Yes."

"I'm so in!" Squealed Ichijo, jumping in to the air. He landed then grabbed hold of headmaster's hand, tenderly, "if it wasn't for this plan, I would have never told Shiki I loved him." Headmaster nodded with a kind smile, "You're alright Ichijo. You're a good kid." Yuuki in the background was taking photos of the scene. She would Photoshop later to make it look like a boyXboy moment.

"Now," Headmaster began, standing tall again, "We need to start plotting our next target who we want to fall in love-"

"Headmaster! I need to ask you something about getting married in LA with a vampire-"

All three heads turned to the new voice, "Zero?" all asked at the same time.

Zero stood stock-still, and slowly backed up a bit. "Is something going on?" he asked.

"is Zero in the plan: I'm bored, so lets give sims to all the students and see who they love, then try to get them together?" asked Ichijo.

"Oh, now you say its name!" hissed Headmaster.

"He isn't." replied Yuuki.

"What the fuck…?" asked Zero, " Headmaster…you gave me sims so that I would fall in love?" He had got what the name meant, it was easy.

"god dammit, Ichijo." Sighed headmaster angrily, glaring at the blonde.

Ichijo whimpered a bit, remembering Toga and Headmaster's words.

Headmaster turned to Zero, "Yes, yes I did, but you weren't the only one-"

"Headmaster, I wanted to ask you're thought on marrying in LA with a lower class vampire-" Kaname looked around the room, "Am I interrupting?"

"No, he isn't in the plan, Ichijo." Said Yuuki before the blonde asked.

"What plan?" asked Kaname, looking over at Zero, who seemed to be either in shock or very pissed. Was he hiding something from him? His Zero? But…that wasn't right; you didn't hide things from people you love. Was Zero cheating on him? That had to be it! And they'd only been going out for a month! Whoever Zero was cheating on him with was going to die…very painfully.

"Ichijo, What plan?" growled Kaname, using his powers as a pureblood to make the blonde talk.

"Plan: I'm bored, so lets give sims to all the students and see who they love, then try to get them together" said Ichijo quickly.

"Ichijo,you are so not a major anymore." Said Headmaster angrily to the green eyed blonde. "DON'T RAPE ME~!" And with that, Ichijo fled the room, but smashed into a very surprised Shiki in the door way.

"Ichijo…I was just coming to find you-"

"Shiki, Don't let him rape me!" screamed Ichijo, holding tightly to Shiki. The young model's face hardened.

"Who is it,Ichijo…?" asked the now very scary Shiki, eyes red. Even Kaname felt fear of the sight of him. When that boy snapped, he was scary as hell.

"Whoa, whoa…who is raping who?" Aido asked slipping past Shiki into the room.

"Why are you here?" asked Yuuki, taking as many photos as she could. This was some great stuff, and she knew it would only get better. Shiki was steaming in place, but waited for Aido to tell, as he held onto the sobbing Ichijo.

"I came for Kaname, of course!" Aido wrapped an arm around the pureblood.

"Aido," warned Kaname.

"GET OFF HIM!" Zero yelled tackling the blonde to the ground.

"I heard Zero yell. What is going on?" Ichiru asked coming into the room. Ichiru's eyes widened at the sight of Zero fighting the blonde playboy on the floor. "You had better not be making out with my brother!"

"Aido!" screamed Kaname, "You're who Zero cheated on me with?"

"Zeros going out with you?" asked Ichiru asked Kaname.

"Aido, let go of my zipper!"

Both Ichiru and Kaname looked down at Zero's word.

"Zero!" both screamed, and then dove into the fight.

"I still want to know who threatened to rape my Ichijo." Growled Shiki, long fangs showing.

"It was the horrible Headmaster cross!" sobbed Ichijo, pointing to where Cross was trying to escape through the window, but was having a hard time opening it.

"Cross!" Shiki stomped over to him, "You're going to die"

"Yeah, Aido! Take Zero's pants off!" cheered Yuuki, snapping photos every few moments, and egging on the fight.

"No, Aido! Only I can do that!" yelled Kaname, punching and kicking.

"Zero, you let that pureblood see you naked? I use to be the only one who did!" cried Ichiru as Yuuki continued to cheer "Come on, now his boxers, Aido! Go for it!"

"now, Shiki I didn't really mean it. I've never raped anyone." Headmaster said edging away from the vampire, who Ichijo wasn't letting go of. Headmaster now firmly believed he should of never thought of the plan: I'm bored, so lets give sims to all the students and see who they love, then try to get them together. It looked like it would be the end of his life. At least it had worked.

"He's a liar! Don't believe him!" yelled the wall.

"Shut up, Toga!

"You're dead, Cross"

Meanwhile, Kain stood in the door way, feeling very lost. It looked like Pandora 's Box had been opened inside the room. Clothes were coming off, there was fighting, Shiki had gone crazy, and the walls were talking. "What did I miss?"

"Do you see why we should be happy we were born girls?" asked Rima to Ruka. The two were standing outside the building of cross academy; even from there the end of the world inside the headmaster's office could be heard, Boys screaming and other such sounds.

"Yeah, I do. I'm happy I didn't end up dating any of them." She smiled taking hold of Rima's pale, slightly cold hand, warming it in her own.

"It's such a nice day." Commented Ruka,

"And all the boys are spending it inside."

"Want some ice-cream?" asked Ruka. Rima nodded, then looked over her shoulder to were Seiren was watching from a window at the fight going on. Apparently, some girls just loved to stalk. Rima hoped one day she would get over it, and find happiness like Rima had with Ruka, and Yuuki had with Yori.

"Let's go." And the two set off in to the setting sun.