"And that, my putrid children, is how you do that spell." Snape said as he set down his MANLY wand onto his desk. He stared blankly out into the class. "Any questions?" Ron immediately raised his hand. "Anyone? Anyone at all?" Snape asked quickly. "No? Okay, good. Moving on."

Ron lowered his hand... but decided to speak up. "But I had a question." Snape glared at him for a good minute until Ron shrunk down into his seat. "Never mind, sir."

"Damn straight." Snape picked up his wand. "Now the next spell..." He blathered on tiredly, in his usual deep British, almost monotone voice.

But Iron Man quickly burst into the room, taking down the door with him. "I am Iron Man." He pulled out a roll of toliet paper and tossed it aside. "And I wouldn't recommend going into the teacher's bathroom any time soon." He caught eyes with Snape and started to walk forward. "Well hello there, gorgeous."

"I'm a dude." Snape said, preparing to fire off his wand.

Iron Man quickly stepped back and cleared his throat, embarrassed. "Oh...it's...sorry, the hair sort of...ahem. Anyway, I am Iron Man, and now to regain my man card." He held out his hand and prepared to fire at Snape.

Snape waved his wand quickly. "Iron Man-us be gone-us." Iron Man disappeared in a poof of smoke.

...But a few seconds later he walked through the door wearing a sombrero. He blasted Snape quickly before he could warp him away again. "Ole." He pulled out two maracas and clicked them. "That'll teach you for sending me to Mexico. Luckily..." He quickly pulled out some tequila. "It was also worth the trip. Don't know how I got back here so fast though...eh." He flew through the roof, but came back moments later and blasted Harry Potter. "Sorry, I just really hate that guy." Then he flew away.