I love you all. Thank you for the wonderful reviews and sticking with me and this story through the good and the bad. You're amazing. FYI, LADIES AND GENTS: If you like(d) this story, you will LOVE my up-and-coming story: The Drop-dead Dazzling Diary. It's a diary story: based on the lives of our favorite three chickas. Sakura, Karin and Ino. I'd write Tenten and Hinata too, but I cannot seem to manage that. I don't do them justice. Sorry. They may be mentioned but not a MAIN CHARACTER. It's like this, and Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (except the pants are a diary) and such. READ IT, PLEASE. There is a preview at the bottom of this. In My Head CHAPTER TEN - EPILOGUE THURSDAY, NOVEMBER TENTH, 2021
by CalwynN.
3:39PM
"Sasuke-kuuuuuun!" I yelled, turning corner after corner as I raced towards the love of my life.
As soon as a familiar blond woman entered my view, however, I was sidetracked.
"INO-CHAN!"
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3:42PM
Ino grinned as I hugged her tightly, "Sakura-chan! What are you doing here! You know you are on pregnancy-leave, correct?"
"Correct, but hush, Ino-chan. I don't want Tsunade-shishou-!"
"SAKURA UCHIHA! GET YOUR ASS THE HELL OUT OF MY HOSPITAL!" I hung my head in shame and pouted lazily.
I shouted back at her, "but, Shishou! I wanna see Sasuke-kun!"
"Fine. Fine. Room 208."
Ino laughed dryly, I had it so easy.
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4:03PM
"Sasuke-kuuuuuuun!" I purred, waddling into his hospital room, smiling sexily.
Said male sat up expectantly, smirking in reply. "Sakura."
"What happened?" I cooed, masking my hormones with concern. "Naruto called and he was all Sasuke's dead! Sasuke's dead! And I got really worried, and and and and-!"
"Sakura. Shut up."
"Psh. You shut up, Mr. Asshole-face. I'm the pregnant one here."
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6:01PM
"So, Sasuke-kun? What do ya wanna name this here baby majigger?" I asked, flirtatiously snuggling into my husbands unharmed side.
"Shhh, Sakura."
"But-!"
"Just be quiet, please."
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6:19PM
"I quit. This sucks. I'm going to go find Karin or Itachi."
His eyes narrowed and he grasped my wrist tightly, "Sakura." He warned with a growl.
"I'm not going to do anything dirty, Sasucakes, don't be so jealous."
"Sakura."
"I promise! Come oooooonnnnn! Lemme goooo!"
"Sakura."
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6:23PM
"Okay, okay! Fine! I won't flirt or do anything remotely physical or... screw this! MOVE OVER! I'm fat and pregnant and my little ankles cannot take this any longer! I'm lying down!"
A smirk told me that Sasuke just got exactly what he wanted.
I hoisted myself up onto the bed beside him and grinned sloppily, "I love you, Sasu-kun.
"Aa. I love you too, Sakura." He mumbled into my hair as he wrapped an arm around my waist and kissed my neck. "Go to sleep."
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7:46PM
I can't believe I got so lucky.
I got a man with basically every quality I wanted and we have been happily together slash married for over ten years. Life is goooood.
I know, I'm not being as cooky as usual, but sometimes I'm just too tired. I mean to hell with spazness! I'm fucking twenty-eight! I'm eight and a half months pregnant and I want a boy! To hell with fun and games! I just want to lie down with Sasuke forever and forever and infinity and beyond.
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LE FIN.
Preview to The Drop-dead Dazzling Diary
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So I let my walls come down
So, guess who I caught lip-locking in the halls today?
Yes, ma'am. YOU GUESSED IT.
Pig and the baka known as Naruto.
THE FUCK, PIG-CHAN!
You've got some 'splainin to doooooo!
Toodles, Sakura
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Welcome to my only world
FUCKING SHIT-COCKS.
As best said by the weasels in that annoying Youtube video.
YOU WHORE!
WHAT THE BITCH-SHIT ARE YOU DOING WITH that IMBECILE!
P.S In better news: Sui asked me out.
Fuck you, Karin
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But I can't tell you if you turn around and runaway
You guys are SO AMAZING.
SHUT UP AND SIT YOUR ASSES DOWN.
and only THEN will I 'splain this to ya.
Ready?
OK. So, Naruto is a hunk(a-hunk-a-burnin-love) and he sort of is...
REALLY SWEET AND SHTUFF.
He flirts with me ALL THE TIME.
And he like... is an amaaaaazing kisser.
D'accord? Vraiment?
Je t'aime, Ino
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Save a piece of gold for me
That sun-kissed lover-boy is MINE.
I CALL DIBS, DUDE!
DDDIIIIBBBSSSS!
Mine, Karin
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Hollywood is dead, babe
Do you WANT me to eat you?
Yours, Ino
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I don't have the strength to resist or control you
FINE.
You have my blessing.
...Slut.
ILOVEYOURGUTS, Karin
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I need you to trust me
You had me at hello, gorgeous.
SHE IS MINE, KARIN.
BACK THE FUCK OFF.
Pig-owner, Sakura
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STOP! In the name of love
Always, baby.
Where you want me?
You make me soooo hot.
Space reserved, Inew
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Don't be so shallow
Ino is my space to reserve.
Get her THE FUCK off YOUR billboard.
P.S. I think my brother has the hots for Saku.
MINE FOR THE TAKING, Karin
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The way you turn me on
My billboard has her, so SUCK IT UP, FUCKER.
AND Sui is a whore; he's been flirting with me all week.
P.S. I think your brother is a bitch.
...Wait. ATTEND, PERSONNES! Which frere?
LOVE ME, Sakura