A/N: I don't own Soul Eater, I wish I did, but I don't. unfortunately. cause, you know if I did some serious MakaXSoul would be goin' on *eh winkity wink* well anyways, enjoy the story please!

I walked as slowly as I could, taking in the DWMA each step at a time. It was freaking huge. I felt the knot in my stomach tighten and loosen over and over until I almost threw up. I knew I was late already, so there was no point in hurrying, was there? If it were my choice, I wouldn't even show up. I reached the door, decision time. Fight or flee? I put my hand on the door handle. I can't do it; I can't even enter the room. Half accidently and half subconsciously, I fell forwards, my hand pushed down the handle and I stumbled through the door. Crap. The whole class stared at me, this is exactly what I was trying to avoid, I smiled dubiously at the class, they looked at me, some judgmental, some endeared and some laughing. Knot and loosen. A man in a wheelie chair spun towards me.

"Natsume Ai?"

Did this guy have a freaking screw in his head? I barely wanted to answer; I stared at him for a moment,

"You have a screw in your head"

Shit. Good job Natsume, now they think you're a retard. He chuckled,

"Are you Natsume Ai?"

Retard, retard, retard, retard. He said that at warped speed, he thinks I'm stupid, Frick.

"Yes, I am Natsume Ai."

I said it at the same speed as he did, god, I must sound like the most obnoxious person in the world. I continued to stare him straight in the eye, no matter what I did, I always ended up sounding intolerable, it was a bad habit, some called self confidence, however. The man smiled, god damn he was creepy, and looked at me,

"Very well, thank-you for joining us, my name is Stein and I am your Sensei."

He handed me a time table and pointed to the rows of seats in front of me. Pick a seat, any seat; it was like a damn carnival game. Unfortunately for me, the only seat left that wasn't in the front row was next to a rude looking blue haired guy and a tall, busty, coal haired girl, goodbye self esteem. I walked over; though to other people it probably looked like a strut, and sat down, avoiding any eye contact in the process.

"Now today we will be doing power and agility assessments, we must all quietly head down to the courtyard, as I am keeping a brown sun bear in one of the storerooms for dissection."

I knew there was a reason the guy freaked me out, but really, dissections? I tried hard to shrug it off, but it still made me shiver. The class walked out of the room, I sighed heavily, this sucked,

"Hey! New girl! The great and godly Black Star demands your attention!"

Oh, Lordy, the little prick spoke about himself in third person, I kept on walking.

"I know you can hear me so turn around and praise this schools future god!"

I was one cocky remark away from throwing a knife at his face, I kept on walking, I really couldn't deal with a bastard right then. The power and agility tests seemed simple enough, we were playing against a doll that Stein Sensei had created, it was programmed to dodge all of our attacks, what creeped me out though was that the dummy looked as if it was made out of human flesh, and knowing Sensei, It probably was.

"Ox and Harvar, you're up."

Man, these guys were weird, one of them had two antennae that stuck out from either side of his head and glasses that seemed glued to his eye sockets and the other was wearing a visor so that you couldn't see his eyes and his hair was up in a pony tail. Golden white light shone from the visor-boy as he transformed into his weapon form, it looked pretty normal to me, just a staff with a lightning shaped thing at the end, he then flipped and landed faithfully in his meisters hand. It was kind of cool to watch other meisters doing their thing; it was like I was learning without the whole study part of things.

"Good job, Ox"

I heard a girl yell, I looked at her she had short purple hair and was wearing some kind of uniform. Ox looked absolutely thrilled that she was shouting support, so I guessed that the weapon was Harvar, it was funny to watch the way he worked harder as she yelled out to him. So, Ox liked Purple over there, at least I knew something now. I continued to watch, Ox was extremely graceful for a guy that didn't look at all elegant. With a swish of the staff and a clap of thunder and lightning, the doll was frizzled and fried. Why the hell didn't he just do that immediately? I thought back upon the scene and remembered how the doll continuously dodged the end of the staff, could've that been why? The lightning was too bright to know for sure where it came from, but I was pretty certain I was right. Purple (whose name turned out to be Kim) and a chick named Jacqueline were called, they wore the exact same clothes and were rather similar too, were they family or something like that? The obnoxious kid with the blue hair was hollering,

"Ox, that was so slow I would be able to do it in less than half that time! You idiot, you lost against a fake-ass doll, stupid!"

I was beginning to wonder how many insults this kid could put in one sentence; I really couldn't wait until it was his turn, just to see how long it would take a little brat like that to over come a 'fake-ass doll' . I watched intently as Purple and her weapon battled against the doll. Her weapon was a damn lantern no offense, but I wouldn't be intimidated if some girl came to my place slinging round a lantern, just me? Just then I realised why I should be afraid of the lantern, it set the doll alight. Hold on just a bloody second, is that a different doll? How many human skins did Sensei have? Holy crap that man is scary,

"Natsume, please come here,"

It was Sensei, shit; did the guy read minds or something? I walked over,

"I have noticed that you have no weapon with you today, would you like to take the test tomorrow?"

I reached up my skirt, Stein Sensei looked scandalised, and pulled out my kunai knife and looked him directly in the eye,

"This is my weapon."

"Ah, I see, how strange, it has a soul?"

"Yes, two years ago, my clan was attacked by a witch named Mizune, my sister was my weapon and she transformed, but Mizune cast a spell that disabled her from turning back to her human form."

"And that is why you are here?"

I nodded,

"I will collect Shinigami Sama's 99 keishen souls and one witch soul, but instead of making a death scythe, I will ask him to transport her back to her human form."

Sensei said no more, but just nodded at me.

Person after person went up, weapon with meister, there were two people who were completely astounding, I'm pretty sure their names were Kid and Maka, man, did they have some raw talent, until finally it was the blue haired kids turn,

"Black Star, Tsubaki, it's your turn,"

I laughed cynically as I awaited the show I knew the little prick was going put on, and heard him yell something along the lines of 'watch your king, commoners, feel blessed that you get to bear witness to I, the great Black Star!" I was surprised that the baka new words that had more that two syllables, you wouldn't know it by looking at him, his weapon, whose name was Tsubaki apparently, transformed, I knew what she was immediately, she was a ninja scythe, I knew this because my own weapon was a ninja scythe, I felt suspicion rise inside of me, there was no way that god damned attention seeker could be a good assassin, no way in fiery hell. At first I thought he might actually be successful, he climbed artfully on to one of the high hanging pillars and waited for the thing to turn round, though he was well hidden within the shadow of the column, but just as I thought he would leap quietly from the shadows like ninjas are supposed to, he jumped from the pillar yelling something like 'I, a future god, am going to defeat you, doll! Feel honoured!'

I stood and stared for a moment. Then followed to slap my palm against my face.

A/N: So... what do ya think? good? bad? please stop I don't think I'll ever be able to write properly again?
I'm open to all kinds of criticism, start a flame, if you will. I look forward to hearing from you, yeah you, the one waiting for this A/N to finish... okay I'll shut up now.