So I know I disappeared for a while. *insert excuses here* But yeah, I'm back for a bit now. Don't count on many updates for a bit again, because I'm a horrible unreliable person. However, there are ways to motivate me to write more. Hopefully, you guys can figure something out ;)

And sorry for the false alarm on this chapter. I had written half of it and accidentally updated it cause I thought I was done. But I was not. Cause I'm stupid. Yup. *nods*

Accidentally In Love

By silver-nightstorm

Summary: My parents often told me I was having an arranged marriage—I often thought they were kidding. Imagine my surprise (and anger!) when I move to Japan to meet my fiancé. Kill. Me. Now. MorixOC

Episode 4: Surprise!

Mikaela Imadori to me – December 4th

Hey Dee!

So I had this awesome idea to keep us both awake and un-grumpy. Email! Duh! I don't know why I didn't think of this before, seriously. But I did now, and we can talk whenever. It'll be like, perfect! :D I'm really proud of myself now. You should be too *hint hint*. But yeah.

Things here in Japan are pretty chill. I mean, things are not exactly fine and dandy, (did I tell you about what a woman's place is supposed to be?) but they're pretty cool overall. They could definitely be much worse.

Haruhi has the strangest friends. I found out she was really a girl two days ago, and now five different guys in Ouran have threatened me. It's mildly freaky. Two of them were the twins, Hikaru and Kaoru. They're really loyal to Haruhi and it's kinda funny. The other three were the senior class president, his best friend, and this Yakuza kid. The last one was kinda scary. He looked a bit like a demon.

But that's it for me. Write back soon okay? (I know you will, but I need to remind you anyway)

The awesomest person in the world (that's me, in case you were wondering)

P.S. Happy birthday to your dad.

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Durga Patel to me – December 7th

So just to drive you nuts, I took my own sweet time replying to this. But eventually, my curiosity got the best of me so I just had to write. I'll give you credit, this was a very good idea :) Japan is so much more interesting than home. The only things worth mentioning here in good ol' NJ is that Lakshmi has (once again) persuaded my parents to buy her some other random extremely expensive crap. I swear, that girl has them under a mind control spell. Or something similar.

What's this about a woman's place in society? You never mentioned this to me. I would have definitely remembered anything like that. It seems pretty important. (Speaking of Japanese society, have you met your studly fiancé yet? Because I really want to know what he's like!) (Curiosity did kill the cat, but I am in no way, shape, or form a cat. Just saying.)

Haha. Haruhi's friends to sound insane, but they got nothing on me :) If you were cross-dressing dear, I would hold your secret to the grave. And I'd send others to the grave if they told. (I'm not crazy. What gave you that idea? *psh*).

The twins sound funny, and I want to know who the senior class president is. Sounds like a person you should befriend for connections *hint hint*. And you got threatened by a Yakuza? A freaking Yakuza? That's insanely terrifying, girl. I think even I would have been a bit freaked out by that. Especially if he looked like a demon. All I can imagine now is a buff teenage guy with flaming eyes threatening me. Scary. *runs away screaming*

*comes back* I thought I should say bye to you correctly in this email. So… bye…

(that was awkward)

P.S. Dad says thanks :D

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Mikaela Imadori to me – December 7h

You're a horrible person, you know that? What if I had a personal crisis and you selfishly didn't reply to me?

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Durga Patel to me – December 8th

Did you have a personal crisis?

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Mikaela Imadori to me – December 8th

… No.

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Durga Patel to me – December 9th

Then I see no problem with me being a bit childish.

And you didn't answer any of my questions. We're just wasting good time here, you know.

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Mikaela Imadori to me – December 9th

You're the childish one here. But I'll be the better person and answer your questions. Cause I'm awesome and you're not. *sticks out tongue* (That is not immature, merely retaliatory.)

First off, I can bet you fifty bucks that you were a cat in a previous life.

Now, on to the real stuff.

You know how Lakshmi is, she could get away with murder. I have the same problem with my little brother/resident pest. You learn to just deal with it. It's a second child thing, they all have magical abilities involving mind control, persuasion, and puppy dog eyes. It makes me very jealous.

About the "woman's place in society" thing, basically I'm expected to be seen and not heard as a proper wife of a "high" family. What. The. Hell. I will not be a China doll (Japan doll?) just sitting around looking pretty! I will dress like a freaking witch and talk like a two year old if it gets me noticed. Well, maybe not anything that crazy. But I sure as hell won't be listening to this crap. Nope.

And no, I have not met Takashi yet. And he is certainly not studly. And, once again, NO ONE SAYS THAT ANYMORE! (I swear, it's a lost cause. I should just give up while I'm ahead.)

I'm glad to know that if I ever take up cross dressing, you've got my back. Because I really needed that sort of reassurance. Yup. And you're totally crazy. You should just admit it and be done with that. Then you can continue to live in relative peace.

The senior class president is Kyoya Ootori, and he scares the shit out of me. Even more than the Yakuza kid. Oh, and Kyoya's friend is Tamaki Suoh, his dad owns Ouran High School and the college. The twins are really funny. They call Tamaki "Milord" and try to make him miserable on a daily basis. It's kinda great. Tamaki is a big crybaby and it's cute. But Kyoya is cold and calculating. His friends call him the "Shadow King" or the "Low Pressure Evil Lord". He reminds me of you. (I'm kidding! Don't throw virtual crap at me, or send me a virus!)

And the Yakuza kid was scary, but not as much as Kyoya. He's actually pretty harmless. His name is Kasanoda and he's in the gardening club. He's actually quite a teddy bear, once you get over his looks (which are pretty scary).

Now if you take more than two days to reply to this, I will hurt you.

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Durga Patel to me – December 11th

Two days. On the dot. Suck it.

And I'm not childish. I'm actually a two-year-old stuck in the body of a seventeen year old. It's a very simple concept. *sticks out tongue*. And you are immature.

I was never a cat. Ever.

I'm begging my parents for tickets to visit you. It will happen cause I got major leverage. I want magical second child powers too. It would make my life so much easier.

I don't blame you. Give Japanese society hell, dear. I'll help ;)

And I will continue to say studly for as long as I live. And you will continue to take it. Nya.

And I'm not crazy. Why does everyone insist on telling me that?

Did you say Kyoya Ootori? As in Ootori? Of course he's cold and calculating! The guy is the third son of an extremely powerful family; they own all the hospitals in Japan! You say the guy is scary? Hmmm… I dunno if that's accurate, but he sounds interesting. I would like to meet him. "Shadow King"? "Low Pressure Evil Lord"? Sounds like this guy is freaking Lord Voldemort to you. *snort* Sometimes, I wonder where you come up with these things.

But Tamaki and the twins sound hilarious. And a gardening Yakuza? How stupid do you think I am?

And I'm not going to send you a virus. I'll just take my revenge later. I'll let you stew for a bit thinking about what I'll do.

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Mikaela Imadori to me – December 13th

I can do the "two days" thing too :P And I'm not immature. And you should own up to your inter cat-ness.

While magic powers would be very awesome, it's also highly unlikely. But we can continue to hope. I know I will. And please get over here fast. I need a partner in crime to give Japanese society what it needs. I should have known you wouldn't give up the studly thing…

And not everyone in the world can lie at the same time. Therefore, you must be crazy. End of story.

Ootori really is that big of a deal? Geez… And I'm not making this up! They really do call him that! They also call him "Demon Lord", "Hypotensive Devil", and sometimes "Mom" (I don't get that last one at all… but it's true!).

And I'm not lying! I don't think you're stupid (all the time)! He really does garden! He grows awesome turnips, btw.

Ah gee… I should have expected this… um… can I have a virus instead?

Once again, if you take more than two days to reply to this, I will hurt you.

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Mikaela Imadori to me – December 16th

What. The. Hell. Dee.

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Durga Patel to me – December 16th

I have a good excuse for you as to why I didn't reply. My parents finally gave in. Meet me at the airport.

Automated Signature:

This message was sent from my iPod Touch.

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I stared at the computer screen and nearly screamed. One of these days, I was gonna end up 'accidentally' killing Dee.

"Mom?" I shouted. "Do we have a guest room prepared?"

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So they're finally gonna be together in person. Yup. I hope you liked it! :D