(Hello peoples! This is the Lord of Pages off with a short one short. Yes, I'm working on a BlazBlue oneshot, but thanks to the ill will of my shitty Dell computer..after I was all prepped to submit the finished work..It didn't go through, and it erased all of my progress that I had gotten up to that night..It's a slow work. So, I got pissed off, and decided to work on my Mother's much faster but far more awkward laptop. This fanfic was inspired by how often Aizen is turned into a kleptomanical nutjob who I quote," Wants the biggest Shiny thing ever" in EVERY crossover work involving him. Sooo..here we go!)

Aizen sat upon his throne made from the stolen bones of the nine tailed fox, his head crowned with the magical +10 charisma hat of awesomeness, his body shining in robes made of purest silk. He looks bored as he looks over the Death note while his fingers snap loudly.

With a burst of Sonido, Grimmjow and Nnoitra appear in his throne room, both looking pissed off as they knew that Aizen wanted them to be his personal fetch quest members. Every member of the Espada, past and present, had to do the vastly annoying mission whenever something caught their insane master and leader's short attention span.

"Grimmjow. Nnoitra..Fetch me the devil fruit!"

He orders loudly as they run off to do his inane bidding.

"Gin and Tousen. Bring me the Nine tails container!"

"Halibel and Starrk. Fetch me the Silver Moon crystal!"

"Bring me the man with silver hair and the orange books of prophecy!"

"Ulquiorra and Yammy. Fetch me the Philosophers stone!"

"Gin. Bring me the Nirvash type zero!"

On and on went his requests, this time Ulquiorra and Grimmjow wheel in a bright orange robosuit with a cannon arm and a green visor. They dump the suit in a massive pile of stuff the Espada had been forced to fetch for Aizen.

"Rgh! Anything else, Your Majesty?"

Grimmjow snarls out angrily as Ulquiorra stands by like a good little bitch, Aizen's hand shoots out as he points at the door dramatically," Fetch me the Chaos Emeralds!"

"Yes Aizen-sama."

"Ohh...fucking hell...I hate this..and I hate him."

Ulquiorra bows as Grimmjow slaps his face, and mutters that out as they both go out to kill a Blue furred Hedgehog and steal the sacred jewels.

And so it went, that Aizen who will never be happy with what he already has, has once again. sent on his minions for their never ending fetch quest..and drat, they've come to steal my computer as well...dammit. There they go.

(Unlike that one shot with Ichigo and Isane..this is done, and it's gonna stay that way. This was random, but inspired by how often Aizen wants stuff in the Bleach crossover section. Lord of pages out!)