A/N: Who knows where this came from, but me and BluestBlood came up with a Disneyworld fic...lol...Don't ask...it's random...
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Disclaimer: Don't own N2N or Disney or Pauly Johnson cuz he belongs to BluestBlood
Henry: Nat? Nat? Natalie? NATALIE?
Natalie: WHAT?
Henry: I'm bored...
Natalie: So?
Henry: Let's do something!
Natalie: Like what?
Henry: Let's go on vacation!
Natalie: Where?
Henry: Hmmm...DISNEYWORLD!
Natalie:...
Henry: Oh, please oh please oh please?
Natalie: Ok, fine. But don't tell Gabe.
Gabe: Don't tell Gabe what?
Henry: Me and Natalie are goin gon vacation!
Gabe:...
Henry: TO DISNEYWORLD!
Gabe: I don't trust you.
Natalie: Come ON!
Gabe: So I'm going with you...
Natalie and Henry:...
]***a long car trip later***
Henry: Wow! WE'RE IN FUCKING DISNEYWORLD!
Natalie: You're too excited about this...
Gabe: The happiest place on Earth!
Natalie: So are you...
Gabe: NATALIE! NATALIE! TAKE A PICTURE OF ME WITH MICKEY!
Natalie: No.
Henry: I'll do it! *sees Mickey* But on second thought...never mind...
Gabe: What? Are you scared?
Henry: I have this huge fear of people in costumes...
Gabe: ITS MICKEY!
Henry: AHHHHH! *runs to Natalie crying* GABE SCARED ME!
Natalie: *holding Henry like a little kid* *in a baby voice* Is mean old Gabey scaring you?
Henry: *nods*
Natalie: Aww, poor baby... *kisses Henry* Feel better?
Henry: No. You have to use tongue.
Natalie: *smacks him*
Mickey: Are you seriously afraid of Mickey Mouse?
Henry: YES!
Guy: Wimp...
Gabe: He's right...
Henry: …
Mickey: *to Gabe* You know this punk?
Gabe: Just this gay guy who follows my sister around.
Mickey: You're not the first one.
Gabe: Really? Hm. Is there a convention of gay stalkers? HEY HENRY! I FOUND YOUR FRIENDS!
Henry: But...I don't have any...
Mickey: I don't get paid enough for this.
Natalie: At least they're not barfing on or screaming at you.
Mickey: True that.
Henry: Hey, Nat, I think I'm gonna...*pukes on Mickey*
Mickey: Great.
Henry: GET AWAY YOU FUCKING MOUSE!
Mickey: I don't like you...
Natalie: Neither do I.
Mickey: Why are you so angsty?
Natalie: Well, my childhood sucked for one and being here makes me feel jealous.
Mickey: Well, why didn't you say so! Let's go find your inner child! *drags Natalie off to random attractions*
Henry: HOLY SHIT! THE MOUSE KIDNAPPED NATALIE!
Gabe: *walks back eating Cotton Candy* What was that?
Henry: *grabs Gabe's collar* WE HAVE TO SAVE NATALIE!
Gabe: What happened?
Henry: T-There was a giant mouse and...and..and...*sniffles* NATALIE!
Gabe: *slaps Henry* GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF. *Henry babbles* Natalie was kidnapped? By Who? *Henry whimpers* Mickey? That bastard! Let's go! We're gonna need some help...where's Mulan?
Henry: You know way to much about Disney for an eighteen year old jock.
Gabe: I'm in touch with my inner child. He hates you just as much as I do.
**Mickey and Natalie**
Natalie: Where are you taking me?
Mickey: On the Dumbo ride! Maybe your inner child is there!
Natalie: Oh...my...God...it's like Henry in a mouse suit.
*Gabe and Henry*
Gabe: Alright Henry...we need recruits! Let's go!
***ten minutes later***
Gabe: The Disney Princesses?
Henry: Well, Snow White said that her animal friends saw them near Cinderella's castle. So then I got Cinderella who said they were with Belle, so I got Belle who said she saw them at the Haunted Mansion.
Gabe: THE HAUNTED MANSION! Of course! Let's go!
***meanwhile***
Natalie: Why are we on the spinning tea cup ride?
Mickey: Because! No one can resist the tea cups! Right, Mad Hatter?
Mad Hatter: *pukes*
Natalie: This is so stupid! Why am I even here?
Mickey: GASP! You're worse than I thought. We must take desparate measures now!
***meanwhile***
Gabe: Ok. Here's the Haunted Mansion...go.
Henry: B-But why me?
Gabe: She's your girlfriend...
Henry: But she's your sister!
Gabe: Think of this as a test of my approval of you.
Henry: Well, ok...but Gabe?
Gabe: Yes?
Henry: IM TOO AFRAID !
Gabe: You're kidding, right?
Henry: *shakes head*
Gabe: *sighs* Alright, look, it's not real! *hears a kid begin to cry* Yeah...
Henry: You mean it?
Gabe: You betcha! Go save Natalie! *pats Henry on the back.*
Henry: *grabs random spear decoration* I'M COMING, NATALIE!
Gabe: *turns to Disney princesses* Hello, ladies.
Belle: No.
Gabe: -? What?
**Meanwhile**
Henry: Its so dark in here...
Ghost: BOO!
Henry: AHHHHHHHHH! *runs out*
*outside*
Gabe: So...come here often?
Cinderella: We live here...
Henry: AHHHHHHH!
Gabe: Oh God...
Henry; Um...Natalie wasn't there...
Gabe: *facepalm* Well, I guess we'll just have to re-trace our steps...HEY LOOK! Pluto!
Henry: It's not a planet anymore, Gabe.
Gabe: No, you idiot. The dog! Mickey's best friend! HEY PLUTO!
Pluto: *turns* Sup?
Gabe: Where's Mickey? He has my sister.
Pluto: Uhhh. Uhhh. I dunno *runs off*
Henry: GET HIM! GET THAT MAN IN A DOG SUIT!
Kids around him: WHAT?
Henry: I mean...GET THAT DOG! *Gabe and Henry dash off to catch Pluto*
*meanwhile*
Mickey: Ok, so we got you the Mickey Mouse ear hat, what do you want now?
Natalie: *pause* Ice cream.
Mickey: *claps Natalie on the back* That's the spirit!
Natalie: Don't touch me.
Mickey: Alright then.
Natalie:*eating ice cream* Wow...this is the best ice cream I've had in a long time...
Mickey: You said it! *evil grin*
Natalie: What's with the evil grin?
Mickey: No reason...
Natalie: I feel really...really funny.
Mickey: It's just your inner child awakening...
Natalie: Oh, ok- *falls asleep*
Mickey: Muahahah.
*Meanwhile*
Henry: *arms flailing* COME BACK PLUTO!
Gabe: Dude...dude, just give up...
Henry: Give up? GIVE UP? What if Washington told his troops to give up? What if Shakespeare just gave up? WHAT IF JOSEPHINE BAKER JUST GAVE UP?
Gabe: Dude, what does a 1920s jazz artist have to do with any of this?
Henry: I WILL NOT GIVE UP UNTIL I HAVE NATALIE SAFE IN MY ARMS! *darts off*
Gabe: Wow...
*meanwhile*
Mickey: *dragging off Natalie's limp body*
Kid: Mickey?
Mickey. Shit...I mean, hiya kid! She's taking a nap...so I'm gonna go, um, put her to bed.
Henry: AHA! I FOUND-what was that about bed?
Mickey: Nothing. *runs off*
Henry: HOLY FUCK! GAAAAAABE!
Gabe: *runs up with cotton candy* WHAAATTT?
Henry: *begins talking really fast*
Gabe: Natalie's stuck in a well? *Henry begins babbling again* Ohhh. GET THAT MOUSE! *Dashes after Mickey*
Mickey: Shit...Shit...*dragging off Natalie* Nothing to see here!
Henry: *cuts around and tackles Mickey's side while Gabe tackles him at the back*
Both: AHA!
Mickey: Shit.
Henry: *pulls head off* I- Pauly?
Gabe: YOU WERE TRYING TO KIDNAP MY SISTER?
Pauly: And I would've gotten away with it too, if it
wasn't for them rotten kids!
Henry: So wait. Why were you trying to kidnap Natalie?
Pauly: Well, if you must know-!
Natalie: *groggily waking up* *groans* Mickey?
Henry: NATALIE! *hug*
Natalie: Why is Pauly Johnson here?
Gabe: We were JUST getting to that. Pauly?
Pauly: Thank you. Well, I tracked you down via Facebook and that tracking device i hid in Gabe's-!
Gabe: THATS what that is? HOW DID YOU EVER GET IT DOWN THERE?
Pauly: And I found you here. So I kidnapped your sister to get you here! ALONE! MWUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!
Gabe: And do what?
Pauly: I...I don't really know. I didnt think I'd get this far...
Gabe: Wow.
Henry: *is holding Natalie tight*
Natalie: Can't...breathe...
Gabe: I feel so violated right now. I should just beat you up again...that'd be the third time.
Pauly: Foul play. I'm in a mouse suit.
Gabe: I see no difference.
Pauly: Jackass.
Gabe: Stoner Punk.
Henry: Alright...let's just go home...
Gabe: One minute. *kicks Pauly in the face*
Natalie: What happened? *yawns*
Henry: Now do you understand why I'm afraid of costumed people?
Natalie: Yeah...
Henry: But Im so glad you're safe!
Natalie: Ok.
Henry: *kisses Natalie*
*fireworks explode in the background*
Princesses: Awwww...
Gabe: Eeeew...
Natalie: I can't believe you guys ran through the entire theme park just to find me...
Gabe: Well, yeah. I couldn't let you get raped or something by Mickey Mouse.
Natalie: Awww...*hugs Gabe*
Gabe: Omigod, she's affectionate!
Henry: YAY!
Gabe: Keep away.
Henry: Yes sir...
Gabe: *awkwardly pats Natalie on the back*
Natalie: That was so sweet of you guys!
Henry: Did she just say sweet?
Gabe: Oh no.
Henry: What?
Gabe: THE DISNEY PRINCESS-IFICATION HAS BEGUN!
Natalie: *skips off*
Henry: Oh no. She must be too happy here. Quick, get your mom!
Gabe: I'm so conflicted! On one hand, I want her to be happy. On the other...
Natalie: *is off somewhere singing to woodland creatures*
Gabe: I'll be right back with my Mom. Whatever you do, don't sing with her. Or kiss her. Or hug her.
Henry: Why do my vacations always suck? *watches Natalie pet a deer* I need to throw up...
Natalie: *sigh* This park is just so dirty...I know! OH PRINCESSES! COME MY LITTLE FRIENDS AS WE ALL SING A HAPPY LITTLE WORKING SONG!
Henry: Oh my God...
Natalie: *humming*
Henry: Nat...
Natalie: Oh, hello Henry!
Henry: This is kind of frightening. Don't you wanna swear?
Natalie: Silly boy! Why would I do that?
Henry: At least say fuck.
Natalie: GASP! Henry! There's children around!
Henry: oh God...
Natalie: *sings dreamily* Ive been dreaming of true love's kiss. And a prince I'm hoping comes with this-!
Henry: JUST STOP!
Natalie: Oh, Henry...we must share in true love's kiss...
Henry: Trust me, as bad as I want to, I told Gabe I wouldn't kiss you.
Natalie: Oh, what does he know?
Henry: Martial arts.
Natalie: Just kiss me...*kisses Henry*
Henry: *between kisses* Ok... *after a while* I...I feel funny.
Natalie: ISN'T IT AMAZINGIBLE?
Henry: I dunno yet. I feel like...singing. And wearing tight pants.
Natalie: Oh, Henry! *sings* So this is love, ohhh...
Henry: How do I know the words? *sings* So this is what makes hearts aglow...
*back at the Goodmans*
Gabe: MOM!
Diana: Gabe, what's wrong? *Gabe starts babbling* Natalie's stuck in a well? I'll got get Lassie...
Gabe: NOOOO! *begins babbling again, using huge hand gestures*
Diana: Oh no! Disney Princess-ified? That's horrible! What do we do? *Gabe babbles* Good idea, let's go!
*Disney Land*
Henry: I feel so HAPPY!
Natalie: THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!
Henry: *sung loudly* I DONT KNOW WHEN! I DONT KNOW HOW! BUT I KNOW SOMETHINGS STARTING RIGHT NOW!
Gabe: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Henry: Oops.
Gabe: The Little Mermaid?
Henry: Yes. She's singing for her pining love for Prince Eric.
Gabe: Oh God...
Diana: Henry has tight pants!
Natalie: Oh, Henry? My faerie friends found the most quaint little cottage in the woods! Our animal friends are cleaning it now!
Diana: Oh my God...
Henry: That sounds absolutey wonderful, darling!
Natalie: Oh, Henry...
Gabe: Oh, BROTHER.
Diana: Natalie?
Natalie: OH NO! THE EVIL QUEEN!
Henry: Stay away from my beautiful maiden, evil queen!
Diana: IM NOT EVIL! But queen will do!
Gabe: MOM!
Diana: Oh right! Sorry!
Gabe: *facepalm* Mom...remember what we talked about? Right now would be a good time.
Diana: Look, Natalie! This is my favorite kid! *grabs Gabe's shoulders* Even though he's dead I love him more than you! Look at him, my little SUPERBOY.
Gabe: Sucks to be the invisible girl, doesn't it?
Natalie: My dear brother! *skips up to Gabe and pats his cheek*
Gabe: *winces*
Natalie: I could never hate you! After all, you died when you were just a baby! *tears up* How dreadful!
Gabe: Uh...yeah. Anyway- DR. MADDEN!
Dr. Madden: *has on the Mickey Mouse hat* Hey.
Gabe: You know what to do.
Diana: Go ahead, Robbie.
Madden: *takes out electrical wires* FEEELIIINNNN ELECTRICCC *shocks Diana*
Natalie: Oh dear!
Henry: This must be stopped! *whips out a sword* Back, foul man! *waves sword at Madden*
Gabe: Compensating for something, Henry?
Henry: Shut the hell up! *pause* Hell. *hears Natalie gasp* Fuck. Where's my joint? YES! I'M FREE AND...what am I wearing? *looks down at pants*
Gabe: Yeah, I wondered the same thing.
Henry: Natalie! Why the hell are there animals every where?
Natalie: HENRY! What are you doing?
Henry: Smoking.
Natalie: Oh my!
Gabe: Huh...Maybe if we insult her like I insulted you she'll go back to normal!
Henry: Oh, but i don't wanna hurt her...
Gabe: Do you want Natalie back or not?
Henry: Ok...
Diana: So...
Dr. Madden: Yepp...
Diana: Awkward...
Gabe: Hey Nat!
Natalie: Hello big brother!
Gabe: SHUT UP YOU FUCKING SLUT!
Natalie: Wh-What?
Henry: Yeah! What...he said...
Gabe: SLUT!
Natalie: GABRIEL! YOU FUCKING MAN-WHORE!
Henry: It worked!
Natalie: What worked? Gabe's an idiot...
Henry: YES!
Natalie: Why does my head hurt? *Henry shrugs* Why do I have a sudden urge to kiss you?
Henry: THEN KISS ME BABY!
*they do*
Natalie: But seriously. What the hell just happened?
Diana: Um. *Holds a mirror in front of Natalie*
Natalie: I-I'm wearing a dress.
Henry: That you are. Want to change that? *is glared at by Gabe* or not.
Gabe: You became...a Disney Princess.
Natalie: I was probably the first one with Mom issues.
Snow White: Yeah, right.
Natalie: Get the hell out of here!
Snow White: Oh, my! *flees*
Natalie: If anyone ever mentions this again, I will personally kill you.
Dr. Madden: Sounds like a plan.
Natalie: Henry, can we go to a club?
Gabe: What was that?
Natalie: I said...can we never visit a pub?
Henry: I said yes...so no pubs, because Nat and I are responsible...yeah. responsible.
Diana: Can I go home now?
Gabe: I guess...
Henry: You know, surprisingly depsite Natalie getting kidnapped and turning into a Disney princess, this was actually kind of fun!
Natalie: Speak for yourself...
Gabe: Let's go...
A/N: Lol...
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