Scooby-Doo/Roseanne

World's Finest

"Dan," called Roseanne, her voice naggy as ever. "Why is there a hole in the wall and a disembodied head on the living room floor?"

"How the frick should I know?" Dan called back, his voice angry.

Jackie walked into the house, looked at the hole and the head, paused a minute, then said, "Dan have another one of his parties last night?"

"I don't know," replied Rossie. "I'm concerned, though."

Darlene and Becky came down the stairs.

"Hey Mom, I...," said Darlene, who then noticed the bizarre scene. "What, did Dad have another one of his parties last night?"

"I don't know," answered Roseanne, feeling stressed out and angry. "But I have tuh find out." Rossie picked up the phone, and dialed the number.

Meanwhile, in Coolsville, Fred Jones's phone rang. The blond young man merely sat at his chair with a disgusted look on his face.

"What is wrong with you?" demanded Daphne, who then answered the phone. "Mystery Incorporated. Daphne Blake speaking."

"Hi, uh, this is Roseanne," replied Rossie. "Listen, there's like this hole in our wall,... and a head on the floor. Can you kids get out of the sauce n' come down to Chicago?"

"Sure," replied Daphne. "We'll be right there. Bye." The redhead then hung up.

"Gang, like, we have a mystery on our hands," said Shaggy.

"How did you...," started Daphne.

"Not important," replied Shaggy. "Now let's rock heck."

The gang hopped in the Mystery Machine. Freddie turned the key. The van's engine grinded and hissed. The blond turned the key again, and got the same results. Fred continued turning the key for ten minutes, then the Mystery Machine started.

"Oh yeah!" yelled Freddie, who then pulled the stick shift down, and started the van.

After two weeks of driving (Roseanne neglected to give her actual address), the gang found the house.

"We're here," said Shaggy.

"Finally!" yelled Dan, who then punched Shaggy, knocking him onto the ground.

"What's the emergency, mister...," asked Velma.

"Dan," replied Dan. "And there's a head on our floor."

"Confirmed," said Fred, looking at the head on the floor.

"Well, find out how it got there," replied Rossie.

"We'll be right back," said Velma.

The gang left for twelve days, then returned with a man wearing a green gorilla costume.

"Old man Jenkins?" said Mystery Inc. and the Conner family.

"Yeah, it was me," replied Jenkins. "I was trying to overthrow the world's economy by sticking people's heads in people's houses. And I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids."

"Rat's right," replied Dan.

"Rooby-Dooby-Doo!" yelled Scooby.

The sun then set over Chicago, and for the first time in a long time, the people were able to sleep peacefully.