Ok so this is the last chapter…I am sorry that this took so long to do but I got busy with school work and junk. But yea I hope that you all enjoyed the story and I am thinking about continuing this series of "Fun Times". I am thinking about going toward "Fun Times in Phoenix", just a few home movies. My idea for the next part is at the end of this chapter so read it and tell me what to think!

Fun Times at Rocky Horror

Bella sat in the meadow. She rocked back and forth in a constant motion. She hugged herself and sighed it was five in the morning but being a vampire she was not tired…just emotionally exhausted. The sun was just peaking its way across the building horizon.

"That's enough of this sulking." Rose said as she stood at the edge of the meadow with Alice, Jasper, and Emmett at her side.

"Did you know that when after the five months that he had gone, I tried had come here and contemplated that if he moved on what would become of me. The only future I ever saw was with him. This place was dead…then I saw Laurant and he delivered the message from Victoria and was about to kill me, claiming he would have done me a favor. It was Jake who saved me that day…but I did not know it at the time. I then started to have feelings for Jake, but at the time I was lost, I felt like I was cheating on him. I am awful." Bella said in a raspy dead voice as she felt the venom sting her eyes though the tears will never fall down her face.

"But Bella you honestly can't spend all day here." Alice said, "You have to face them."

"Thanks so much for the sympathy. Just get out of here and leave me be!" Bella shouted with venom in her voice.

"BELLA WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG? SO WHAT IF EDWARD AND JAKE STARTED TO BABY YOU? YOU SHOULD BE LUCKY THAT GUYS WERE FIGHTING OVER YOU! BESIDES YOU NEEDED PROTECTION CONSIDERING THE SHIT THAT YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO!" Rose spat in fierceness. Bella stood up and held her ground

"NEWS FUCKING FLASH! I NEVER NEEDED PROTECTION! I NEVER CARED THAT JASPER ATTACKED ME! HE WAS FORGIVEN THE DAY IT HAPPENED! HE WAS DEALING WITH SIX OTHER THIRSTY PEOPLE AND HIS OWN AND BY THE WAY EDWARD'S WAS THE WORSE OF THE LOT! BUT EDWARD AND JAKE CANNOT SEE THAT!" Bella said as she started to sob. "I AM SO SICK OF BEING TREATED LIKE A PORCILNE DOLL!"

Jasper started to moan from the anger radiating off of Bella and Rose. Alice and Emmett was shocked at the shouting match…neither daring to choose sides just yet.

"Fine then! I thought you were strong but now I see when the going gets though, you give up. I thought you were different, strong, and independent. You are nothing but a needy little girl who was just playing with our families hearts." Rose said bitterly as Bella sunk to her knees.

"I don't want to go back and face them. Don't make me go back." Bella cried as Rose walked away. Then a thought dawned on her, "HEY WAIT A MINUTE WHO HAS FACED IMPENDING DEATH MORE?"

Rose turned around and saw Bella standing she was about to open her month but Bella continued, "WHO HAD TO FACE EDWARD WHEN HE WAS THIRSTY FOR MY BLOOD IN THAT BIOLOGY CLASS? WHO HAD TO FACE JAMES IN THAT FUCKING BALLET ROOM IN PHENOIX?"

To say that the siblings were in shock was an understatement. Bella never blew up at them before but now Bella could not stop, "NOT TOO MENTION LET'S ADD LEAVING THE 'HUMAN TO DEFEND HERSELF WHILE A PSYCOTIC VAMPIRE WAS OUT FOR REVENGE, AND HAVE MY HEART LITERALLY TEARED OUT BY MY FUCKING ASS UNGREATFUL SON OF A BITCH BOY FRIEND! OH WAIT FOR IT, DEALING WITH NEW WEREWOLVES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY UNSTABLE AS YOU ALL CLAIM, THEN GOING FACE TO FACE WITH THE VOLTURI, FIGHT IN A NEWBORN ARMY, GIVING BIRTH TO RENESMEE WHICH NEARLY KILLED ME, THEN MEETING THE VOLTURI AGAIN! THINK ABOUT THAT BEFORE YOU START RUNNING THE FUCKING MOUTH! I AM NOW FINALLY FED UP WITH THE BULL SHIT!"

"That's a low blow." Emmett said in a low voice.

"YOU KNOW WE COULDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT HALF THAT SHIT! YOU DECIDED TO RUNAWAY FROM US IN PHENOIX TO SAVE YOUR MOM, YOU HUNG OUT WITH WOLVES SO I COULD NOT SEE YOU AND THEN YOU JUMPED OFF THAT CLIFF THAT CAUSED HIM TO GO TO ITALY IN THE FIRST PLACE!" Alice yelled.

"Bella be reasonable! You know that we love you and wanted to protect you!" Jasper pleaded with her.

"I JUST DON'T CARE ANYMORE! I NEVER ASKED TO BE PROTECTED!" Bella yelled.

"SO THAT'S IT! YOU'RE DONE BECAUSE OF A LITTLE SPAT?" Rose yelled at her fiercely.

"YOU HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR LIKE THREE YEARS AND MARRIED FOR ONE, HAD A DAUGHTER AND AFTER GETTING DRUNK AND HAVING A FIGHT THAT'S IT?" Emmett yelled at her in disbelief.

"INCASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED SHIT HEAD THAT WASN'T THE FIRST FIGHT WE HAD! WE'VE HAD THE SAME FUCKING FIGHT BEFORE!" Bella yelled back, "BESIDES I KINEW THAT YOU ALL BLAMED ME FOR LEAVING IT WAS MY FAULT THAT HE WENT TO ITALY AND THAT JAKE GOT INVOLVED WITH OUR LIVES."

"BUT WE NEVER BLAMED YOU!" Alice cried out.

"I BLAMED MYSELF SO FUCKING MUCH THAT I NEEDED SOME FORM OF RESTITUTION! I COULD JUST FORGIVE MY BITCHY-CUNT-ASS OF A SELF! I JUST COULDN'T LET MYSELF GET AWAY WITH THIS! I DID IT AGAIN, HURTING OTHERS WITHOUT THINKING! I HATE THE FACT THAT I HURT YOU GUYS AND JAKE AND WORST OF ALL EDWARD! I DON'T AND NEVER WILL DESERVE HIM!" She started to run off but Emmett had grabbed her arm and swung her around so she was slammed into his chest.

"Bella I know we shouldn't have joked about that shit last night. We were stupid and drunken and stupid and we are sorry. Please you have always taught us to forgive and forget. Everything will be ok." He said trying to comfort the ultra-depressed emo sister.

But sadly she wouldn't hear of it, "I lied. I fucking lied. Everything wasn't fine. I thought I would've died that day when I jumped. I wished that I died that day, then Edward would deserve someone better and Jake wouldn't have to keep an eye on me." Bella pushed Emmett aside and started to walk away then turned to hand Rose her wedding ring, "Tell Edward and Jake that I am sorry and that I love them."

The watched her runaway.

Nessie pulled out her cell phone and called her mother, it was the 198th time that she had left a panic message franticly trying to find out where she was. While Jake had his 17th beer in his hand, he was more wasted than a paper basket. Edward was sitting on the floor with the wedding scrap book, the senior year book; scrap books that Bella had put together of all their dates and such. They had just finished getting yelled at by Carlisle and Esme while the rest of the family ran out to search for Bella.

"JAKE LOOK AT YOURSELF!" Nessie said furiously as she tried to lift him up but he was humming caramelldansen and rocking back and forth. Nessie shook her head and looked toward her father, "MOM COULD BE REALLY HURT AND YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU GUYS DO?"

"We told the truth, mmy my my sugary gum drop! Gum drops! Gum drops! They make your stomach plop!" Jake rocked back and forth while Edward was still a mute.

"Put that down!" Nessie took the beer from his hand that he was about to open.

"But, but, but I need it! I need need….are you my cousin Larry?" He asked as he cupped her face in his hands.

Nessie dragged him to the bath tub and put on the cold water faucet so that the ice shocked him to sober up partly, but his breath still raked of beer, "What round is it?"

Before Nessie could answer four very, very, very beyond pissed to be fit vampires came into the room and Alice and Rose didn't even notice Nessie in their fury as they slammed Edward and Jake against the mirror.

"WHAT THE FLYING FUCK BUTTER NUGETS IS THE MATTER WITH YOU LOSY GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF UNGREATFUL SHIT FROM THE BROWLES OF HELL?" Alice screamed into his face while Rose growled at Jake's face. Carlisle and Esme burst into the room and saw the scene but did nothing to stop it.

"What-are-you-talking-talking-about?" Edward managed to get out of the strangle hold Alice had on him, but she shoved him harder against the wall so that he fell short of un-needed breath.

"Guys, where is my mother?" Nessie asked trying to get the angry Alice away from her father and an angry Rose away from Jake.

"Alice let him go before you start to rip him apart or else Bella will never come back!" Jasper shouted even though secretly life for his sister would be a tad bit better.

"NEVER COME BACK?" Jake gasped

"WHERE IS MY WIFE?" Edward shouted at them.

"WHERE IS MY MOTHER?" Nessie yelled

"Ask you're oh so lovely Daddy that question…" Emmett said disgusted at Eward.

"Again what are you talking about?" Edward asked. The group looked at each other long and hard. Rose stepped forward while he stood there rubbing his bruised neck that Alice left behind

"She ran off," Rose said handing him the ring, "She was basically fed up with the bull shit. And all this happened because you guys had to have that fight with her!" Rose shouted the ending part.

Edward and Jake looked at each other and rubbed the back of their head and asked at the same time, "What fight?"

Jasper and Emmett lost it this time. Jasper punched Jake in the eye and Emmett punched Edward in the gut causing Nessie to gasp and clung to Carlisle and Esme. She never saw this done but then again she wasn't surprised since the last twenty-fours taught her that anything was possible.

"THE FIGHT THAT INVOLVED… I DON'T KNOW THAT YOUR DRUKEN ASSES CAUSED. CALLING HER A CUNT! REMINDING HER OF THE PAIN AND HELL SHE WENT THROUGH! I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE EVER SAW IN YOU TWO!" Jasper yelled at them. He punched Jake again and through him into the mirror.

"WE ALL FELL FOR YOUR JAMES BOND SHAKEN NOT STURED ADDUTIDE AND GUESS WHAT SHE IS CRYING HARDER THAN A GOTH BEFORE THEY TAKE THEIR LIVES!" Emmett yelled out at them as he kicked Edward in the gut, making him fall back into the pile of glass next to Jake who was cut on his cheeks and arms.

"Hit me again I deserve it." Jake said in apathy. Rose went to raise her fist to him again, but Alice grabbed hold of her wrist.

"THERE HAS BEEN ENOUGH OF THIS! WE HAVE SPENT ALL MORNING BEATINING ON OUR BROTHER AND SISTER AND OUR NIECE'S BOYFRIEND! WHAT THE FUCK? LOOK AT NESSIE SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON, YET SHE IS WATCHING US BEAT THEM!" Alice said as each of them looked at each other and then down in fear.

"HIT ME AGAIN! DON'T YOU THINK THAT I REALIZED THAT I HAVE HURT HER! HIT ME AGAIN DAMN IT!" Edward said in agony. Jake just sobbed and said, "I promised that I would protect her…I promised I would be there for her."

"Daddy…Jake, what happened?" She broke free from Carlisle and Esme and went towards them; she cupped Jake's bleeding face with one hand and forced her father to look at her with her other hand, "Daddy how did this get so messed up? Jake please talk to me." Nessie said as she started to cry.

"Honey daddy never told you something. After the I left mommy changed." Edward said as he

"What do you mean?" Nessie said as she wet a towel and began to sponge at Jake's wounds. He winced as she picked out the deeper pieces of glass.

"Your mother was like the living dead. Just barely existing. I told her that I would always be there for her. We started to hang out. Then one day she went to the movies with Jessica Stanly and they ran into these bikers…she claimed to have heard your father's voice that warned her to stay away from them." Jake continued in a sigh.

"Apparently from Charlie's thoughts she woke up screaming every night for me. And then she apparently started to do extreme sports." Edward said as he got up.

"And you know the rest pretty much. When they," Jake nodded toward her family behind her, "came back I thought that she was going to be hurt again. I promised I would protect her from everything. I told her that I would never let them hurt her again."

"And when I saw her with Jake I knew he was a possible danger to her so I sought to protect her also." Edward explained.

"Is this were this 'love' triangle comes in?" Nessie asked catching on to the double meanings. Not that she cared that Jake use to love her mother, but she wanted to understand.

They nodded and said, "Yes."

Jake started to explain as the group walked out of the room, "But just because I loved your mom; I obviously don't anymore…not that way at least. I love you Nessie." Nessie nodded and then said, "But where will she go?"

Jake and Edward looked at each other and nodded, "We know."

The cliff was the same as it was nearly two years ago. To everyone that knew the story it was the symbol of what would be the end for our favorite couple…the human and the vampire…to Bella it was the symbol of the control love could have over someone…but now she wanted nothing more than to jump into the raging water below and never resurface.

The smell of salt water filled Bella's nostrils as venom stung her eyes; she stared down the edge of the cliff. She remembered what she was doing the two years ago that Edward left her. She had really wanted to just do what Jake and the pack did for recreation. But when she heard the sweet musical velvet voice, she wanted to do nothing more than go into the darkness…never feel the hole in her chest again.

"Why did you do this to me?" Bella cried as she sat and pulled her knees to her chest and hugged herself around the torso and let out all her emotions. Old habits die hard.

"Rose was right…I am nothing more than a winy cry baby. A spoiled self centered piece of shit that didn't have the right to live. No one loves me and no one cares. Why do I have to live! I was nothing more than a weak human." Bella looked around the area as it started to rain.

Thoughts ran through her mind as she wallowed in self apathy-

I know nothing! I know nothing of the burden I cause them every day of my wretched life! I don't even know the pain that lies with their very soul! I don't even know what it means to be a true friend or a mother! I know nothing. I am nothing. I am merely a lost soul.

Images started to flash before her eyes: Edward looking like he wanted my blood, the baseball game where James and his coven first saw me, then James attacking me in the ballet studio and biting me, Edward sucking out the venom as James burned in the fire. Then my birthday party where Jasper attacked, Edward leaving me in the woods, Charlie's eyes the way he looked at me in pity when I was catatonic, then Jake in his wolf form saving me from Laurent, and lastly me throwing myself off the cliff. All this and more with my friends and lover getting hurt all because of me. Me and my pathetic weakness. It's no wonder that they want me gone. In fact it is better if I would just die.

How can they still want to be near me after all the times I put them through? How can they not realize all the pain and suffering I put them through every blessed day of their eternal lives! Why is it that I am still alive? How can I still live and breathing? When will I ever learn to live and hold my own ground? I'm a failure at everything.

The images of her friends and family started to fade and the old wound in her heart showed its ugly head. Bella got up and walked to the edge of the damned cliff and said to her-self, "I have wronged the ones I loved. This may have been for recreation last time, but not now."

The Cullens and Jake stopped when they reached the bottom of the cliff, "Where is she damn it?" Edward growled.

"I don't know I can't see her." Alice said

Panicking Nessie looked around. She'd be damned if she would let her mother go. Thinking quickly with everything she learned that night she gasped as she realized where her mother would be and took off praying it was not too late, "Wait Nessie!" Jake called but he ended up following her along with the remainder of her family.

Bella was about to do it. She looked at the sky as it poured its tears on her. That water was raging mad as the monstrosity made of stone blocked its way. Taking an unnecessary breathe she was about to give herself up to the water. She made one last mental apology to her family that she never deserved, to Jake who would always be her personal sun, to Nessie the child she thought she would never have…perhaps she would be better off with a more competent mother, and lastly the holder of her soul and heart Edward…she hoped he would find a more competent wife.

Nessie saw her mother, but she knew she would not make it in time. Bella was about to take the leap when Nessie called out, "Mommy! NO!"

Bella snapped out of her head and turned just as Nessie through herself at her mother and cried, "Mommy please don't please. I need you…Jake needs you…Daddy needs you…we all need you."

Nessie held her hand up and showed Bella everything that happened after Alice, Rose, Jasper, and Emmett got home. She was needed…her thoughts were wrong. Bella sank down on her knees once more and hugged Nessie close, afraid of actually losing her, "I'm sorry honey I am so sorry."

"No we are sorry." The mother daughter moment was ruined when Edward and Jake appeared out of the woods.

Bella got up and just stared at the boys. The family hung back just watching…this was something they needed to sort out without interference.

"What are you sorry for?" Bella asked not able to look at them, "I am the one that is always causing trouble…I have brought nothing except trouble since I walked into your lives."

"Bella love after all this time you never see yourself clearly," Edward said walking up to his love and gently lifting her head so she would look at him, "If anything I have brought trouble to you."

"And me. I too have been a jerk…please Bella all we wanted what was best for you." Jake whispered stepping next to Edward.

"But our passions overrode our sense of thinking and we never saw what we were doing to you." Edward stated.

"So all we are asking for you to do is step back from that ledge and come with us." Jake said looking at the edge warily remembering seeing Victoria jump after Bella did and having to rescue her from drowning. Edward shuddered as he saw the memory.

Nessie saw her mom bite her lip so she jumped in, "We are all fucked up without you…please mommy?"

Bella turned to glare at her daughter and said, "After hearing that word come out of your mouth I damn well skippy coming home to wash that mouth out with soap young lady and no seeing Jake for a week!"

"What?" Nessie exclaimed as the family that was hiding came out to give group hugs.

"So am I forgiven?" Jake asked Bella with puppy dog eyes

Bella laughed kissing him on the cheek, "Yes but still no Nessie for a week."

He shrugged and turned to Nessie, "Sorry hun I tried."

Nessie pouted but was glad that she got her family together again.

"How about me love?" Edward asked holding Bella's hand and slid the ring gently out of his pocket to transfer it on to its proper place.

"Only if you forgive me." He answered by giving her the most passionate kiss of a life time.

There was a chorus of awes and they walked hand in hand back to the house as the sun slowly came out of the clouds.

Author Note:

As promised this is a preview of the next story in this series. Please review and tell me what you all think. I will try to do better updating when school and work is not in the way. So without further ado here is the preview of Fun Times in Phoenix.

Summary: It's around the holidays and once again with nothing to do at the Cullen house, Charlie stops by to drop of a package for Bella. When Bella opens it there is a note and…you guessed it, videos! What was Bella really like in Phoenix? Why does therapy seem like fun now? Why am I asking you? This story has more drama, espionage, rebellion, and most importantly hilarity that will knock your fluffy bunny socks off! R&R

Bella POV-

I watched as the snowflakes fall outside the window. Jake and Nessie huddled by the TV, but sadly nothing is on for them to watch.

"Why do they have to show stale Christmas specials?" Emmett yelled flicking through the channels, "I mean come on there are only so many times that we can watch the freak with the red nose!"

"HEY! I resent that!" Jasper yelled back at him

"What it's true…seriously boohoo poor freak raindeer that gets teased and whoopee doo he saves Christmas. Big whoop!" Emmett said giving up as he turned the TV off.

"Wow someone is a Scrooge today." Jake muttered and Nessie giggled. I giggled too as Edward kissed my head.

Everything seemed to simmer down since the Rocky Horror incident, which was good. We all vowed to never watch another home movie for a very long time.

Just then we heard a hum of an engine come up the driveway and everyone that got involved with the Christmas special argument stopped. That was when Charlie's cruiser came into view.

Carlisle and Esme looked at us and asked, "What did you all do this time?"

We all started to sputter when the bell rang…wow some vamps we are.

I answered the door and saw Charlie holding a box. He smiled gratefully as Edward snuck around to take the box out of his arms, "Thanks Edward, now Bells I can fully greet you. How have you been Bells?" He asked and gave me one of his awkward hugs.

"Ok Dad…would you like to come in?" I asked

"Nah I'm good. Billy and I are going ice fishing by a lake that he just found. But yea I got that thing today and noticed it was meant for you. The return address is from Phoenix so I figured it was from one of your friends. Well have fun and see you soon. By the way Renee says hi." He hugged me again and walked to the cruiser and I watched him go out of sight…that was when the final sentence hit me: From Phoenix. Crap!

"Wait don't open-"

"YES BYE BYE BORDOM!" Emmett's voice rang through the halls.

"Sorry love I tried to stop them but-" Edward said not looking the slightest bit sorry.

"Here mommy there was a note." Nessie handed me the note and I saw it was from Stacy and read:

Dear Izzy,

Sup Gurl! Way to keep in touch! Well anyway I heard you found yourself a man from YOUR MOM! Really Izzy a simple e-mail would have been nice…but noooo too busy in your love life to even think of remembering your friends…for shame.

So in hopes you remember here is a belated wedding gift for you…have fun!

Love,

Stacy

P.S You will thank me

I let out a growl, "We are not watching these."

"Yes we are!" There was a chorus of responses even from Esme and Carlisle

"But we agreed that-"

Emmett strode up to me and placed an arm around my shoulder, "See the thing that you have not learned yet is that we Cullens are bad a sticking to agreements…"

"Especially when it involves our favorite sister." Alice finished with a smile

I was screwed five ways to Sunday on this one as Nessie pulled out a video labeled, "Izzy's Han Gliding Therapy."

Here we go again.