Oh hey… A new story? Guarantee, I'll focus on this one more. I almost gave up on 'Ask the Ninjas and other fictional characters' since I've gotten only one review so far.
Anyways, this is definitely not my first fic but I don't think I'm the greatest writer either. So if anyone sees any spelling mistakes, just tell me!
Oh, and I think I might just rant a little bit more… I realized that the idea for this story is very much over used. Seriously, how many fanfics are there about people getting kidnapped by their favourite Naruto characters or having the Akatsuki somehow end up in their world? Not saying I'm against it, since I'm of course writing one now… It's just, there's soo many…
Chloe: I'm not even into Naruto… Sooo…
Sav: Neither am I.
Meghan: Me neither.
Sam: I AM!
Annie: I seriously need more friends that are as passionately obsessed with Naruto as I am to the extent it's not even normal… Just kidding, but seriously, I love just ranting about Hidan's super smexiness sometimes!
Sav: Annie, you're a nerd…
Annie: And I am proud to not deny that I am!
Wait, I have to do a disclaimer…
I don't own Naruto. If I did, Sasugay would probably be dead, there would be Kakuhida, Sasodei and Kisaita and Kakashi would be wearing no mask…:3
Sav: ….
Chapter 1: Paranormal Activity?
The sun shone down on the clear waters that ran down the falls, making it shimmer in the hot summer heat. People either just layed around sun tanning or were swimming and jumping off the largest fall. Or, doing nothing at all…
"Sam."
Silence.
"Sam…"
Still no reply.
"SAM!"
Sam groaned and sat up from the rock she was lying on, her dark hair a mess and the sun almost blinding her. "What Annie?"
"Aren't you gonna come jump off the fall with me?" Annie grinned, pointing to the 15 foot waterfall that people were jumping off of. They were at Stotam falls, which was one of the most popular places to go in the summer.
Sam, 17, had ice blue eyes, pale skin and dark brown hair that was almost black, which was just past her shoulders. She was 5'5", she loved writing and drawing, even though she seemed like the quiet type, she was not…
Annie, who was the same age had long shiny brown hair that almost went down to her waist with swept side bangs. Even though her hair was naturally wavy, she straightened it almost all the time. She had hazel eyes which always stood out with her long curled mascara coated lashes and black eyeliner. She was around 5'6" and very toned and slim and had an eyebrow piercing on her left eyebrow. She also loved drawing, writing, and anime but she swore A LOT and was loud all the time.
Sav (or Savannah, but most people just called her Sav) was in the same grade as them but still 16. She had very tanned skin, dark brown hair that nearly went down to her chest with straight across bangs. She was only 5'4" with grey eyes, she was more quiet than Sam and Annie, more mature too. But still liked to act random at times.
The three girls lived in a small town called Courtenay (Or known as the Comox Valley) which was on Vancouver Island, British Columbia, Canada. There were no anime stores, no lulu lemons (Annie really likes Lululemon) urban planet, or any of the good stores that were in Vancouver.
Annie and Sam were obsessed with manga and anime, for Annie, mostly Naruto, while Sav just teased them and called them 'losers' for their obsession… As a joke though.
"I don't know if I actually want to jump off that…" Sam hesitated, she then pulled out her Naruto Shippuden manga and flipped to the page she was reading.
Annie's eyes widened "Is that…"
"Yes, it's the first one where Kakuzu and Hidan first come in."
"OH MY FUCKING JASHIN LET ME SEE!" People around them stared at Annie at her out burst. Sam just passed her the manga, laughing.
Annie did a huge fan girl squeal when she flipped to the page where Hidan and Kakuzu had to get the two tails. Her favourite Naruto characters were of course, Hidan, Kakuzu and Kakashi. Actually, she was freaking obsessed with Hidan. Sam's favourite was Zetsu.
Annie just stared at the page "They're so sexy.
"Are you guys serious?" They looked up to see Sav staring down at them "Why don't you guys come swimming instead of reading your Nuruto manga?"
"Well, I was trying to convince her to jump off the waterfall over there," Annie said "AND IT'S NARUTO NOT NURUTO YOU FAG!"
Sav's eyebrow twitched "I don't care!"
"Fine, I'll go. But only after you go Annie!" Sam said putting the volume back in her bag.
"YAY!"
They made their way up to the top of the fall, they looked over the edge nervously.
Without warning, Sav jumped. She fell into the water with a large splash, coming out onto the surface, she grinned. "Okay Annie, your turn. Don't be chicken!"
Rolling her eyes, Annie looked down one more time, backed up and took a deep breath. Then she ran off and jumped.
Unlike other people, Annie loved heights or just the feeling of falling from somewhere really high. Only into deep water though. And after what was only a few seconds of falling, she fell into the water, and the adrenaline rush was gone. But then she saw something.
It swam by so quickly, it was a person for sure… But they were blue? She never saw their face, but she saw only blue legs.
She was suddenly very scared.
"What. The. Fuck?" She then started freaking out and swam as fast as she can to a nearby rock.
"Holy fucking shit!"
Sav laughed "Scary?"
"No, I think I just fucking saw some kind of fucking sea monster!"
"Annie," Sav said seriously "Either you need to lay off the pocky, the pot, or the best of all; the manga."
She gaped "But, but…"
"WEEEE!" Sam screamed jumping off the waterfall.
XXXXX
It was already evening as the three girls made their way back to the road from the falls. Annie groaned. "So what do we do now? We can drive back to my place but we still have an hour till Chloe and Meghan come to my house."
Sav just shrugged "Well, then let's go drive back and just chill for awhile. But there's some old abandoned and broken down mill up the other road that's like ruins now."
"What's so special about that?" Sam asked.
"People who worship the devil use to go there, or still do, to do animal sacrifices and all that."
"That's kinda…" Annie said "…Creepy!"
"Hey Annie! Maybe Jashin worshippers go there too!" Sam yelled
Sav just rolled her eyes "We can't go today, because it's 7:00 now and Chloe and Meghan said that they would be at your house at around 8:00, right?"
Chloe and Meghan were of course, their two other friends who were not anime obsessed and lived out in Black creek, which was only half an hour drive away. They were sisters, Chloe was their age, tall with really curly, brown shoulder length hair, and blue eyes. Meghan had dyed, long black curly hair, brown eyes, a lip piercing and always wore black clothes or shirts. But most of all, she had the tendency of smoking weed a lot. She was a stoner.
AN: Okay, does anyone have a problem with this? Because pot is not technically a drug in my head… It's a freaking plant, hell, I can see Zetsu being a stoner… Wait no, that would be cannibalistic?O.O
When they had got to Annie's house, she put the key in the lock of the door. But it was already unlocked "What the fuck?"
"What?" Sav said
"The door's unlocked, I swear to Jashin that I locked it!"
Sam just gave her a weird look "Maybe your sister or your brother was here."
"Yeeeeaaahh," Annie muttered "They don't have keys to the house."
Sam and Sav just shrugged, not bothering to ask her why her own siblings don't have a key to the house. They went inside.
The house was quiet since Annie's mom was travelling around the globe for a year for her business. It was just her, her mom, and sister and brother as a family. Annie's dad was completely out of the picture, and her sister was 23 and living with her boyfriend. Her brother was 19 and had moved out of the house recently.
So for the whole year, she had the house to her self. Not that she would be leaving it messy, she always cleaned up the house when it needed to. Besides, it was a nice house. That was the upside of having a mom who owned a pretty successful company. Not that her mom bought everything for her, she had a part time job.
They fell down onto the super comfy designer couch in the living room, tired from a long day. But before they could 'Relax', the doorbell rang.
"For the love of Jashin!"
Annie answered the door, taking her time while she was at it, since she was lazy. Chloe and Meghan stood there grinning.
"Meghan, have you ever gotten so stoned that you thought you saw a blue monster when you were swimming?"
Chloe looked at Annie as if she were on crack "Uhh, okay Annie…"
"Don't mind her," Sav said rolling her eyes "Annie says she saw a blue monster swimming in the water at Stotam today."
"I DID!" She yelled "I REALLY DID!"
"Duude, maybe it was Kisame Annie!" Sam yelled back.
"Who the fuck is Kisame?"
"Uhh… No one."
"Probably some stupid character from Naruto…" Sav said.
"HEY!"
Later, when it was dark out, they decided to watch a movie… A scary movie. Problem was though, Annie was not good at all when it came to scary movies. Nor was Meghan.
"Uh, Sav…" Annie said nervously "What movie are we watching?"
She only grinned really evilly "Your favourite."
"Oh shit."
"Paranormal Activity!"
This was the most scariest movie in the world to Annie.
"Never seen it." Chloe, Meghan and Sam said at the same time.
"Seriously, you'll shit your pants because it's so scary!"
"Annie… No…"
They turned off all the lights in the house, closed all the blinds so it was pitch black and then started the movie. This only made Annie more nervous.
During the previews though, a door slammed loudly somewhere in the house.
"OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?" Meghan yelled.
"Dude, calm down! It was just probably Annie's puppy or one of her cats."
Annie laughed a little too loudly "Yeah, because apparently my pets can slam doors now!"
"Well…" Sam said quietly "Aren't you gonna go check it out?"
"Hell no!" She hissed "That was scary as fuck!"
"Dude, what if there's someone in the house?" Chloe whispered.
"Why are you whispering?"
"Because they could be watching us right now!
"You guys need to chill the fuck out!" Sav yelled "There's no one in the house watching us. Okay?"
"…Let's just continue on with the movie." Sam suggested.
They continued watching the movie in silence, Annie almost freaked out at the part where the foot steps of the spirit or demon… Or whatever the hell it was, came through the couples bedroom and slammed their door.
That and the fact that she heard foot steps from upstairs.
"Pause the movie." Annie whispered to Sav and she did.
She turned on all the lights as she walked up stairs, hesitating to even go into the dark hallway. She turned on the lights before going in.
On the left was the library, or office or more like art room, since that's what Annie used it for most. Then the large room on the left was the gaming room. At the end of the hall was Annie's sister and brother's old rooms which had been turned into guest rooms, along with the other three.
"Are you gonna check them?" Sam asked.
"Nope…" Annie said nervously.
"Oh gosh…"
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!" Annie screamed "I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE OUT TO KILL ME FOR SOME FUCKING REASON OR IF YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO PLAY A JOKE ON ME FOR SOME FUCKING REASON! EITHER COME OUT AND FACE OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE!"
She then turned the lights back off but before she turned around to go back downstairs she screamed even louder "AND IN THE NAME OF JASHIN, GO TO HELL!"
After Annie turned off all the lights and sat back down, Sav burst out laughing.
"Yeah, like screaming is going to solve it."
"Well, we were too freaked out to even go look in the rooms." Sam chuckled nervously.
Annie sighed "I have my own ways of solving things. Now how about we shut up and watch the movie."
So they continued watching it again, this time with no doors slamming or foot steps. When it got to the part of the movie where the guy goes downstairs to check on his girlfriend, Annie stiffened.
She hated this part.
A few seconds after he had went downstairs, leaving the camera in the bedroom, someone screamed. Annie whimpered and hugged her pillow.
Then slowly, loud foot steps went up the stairs in the movie.
Thump, thump, thump…
"Y-you guys…?" Chloe whimpered.
"Yeah, I heard it too." Sav said.
"Th-they're coming from downstairs!" Annie squeaked.
Sam, not taking the situation seriously, squealed "Annie! Maybe it's the Akatsuki!"
"Sam. Shut. Up. About. Naruto characters!" Sav snapped.
"Hey-"
But then the foot steps stopped.
In the movie, it was silent.
Then the boyfriend's body was thrown at the camera.
BOOM!
A loud bang had gone through the whole house.
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! OH MY FUCKING JASHIN!" Annie screamed, nearly falling off the couch.
Meghan looked absolutely horrified "G-guys… W-what was that?"
"Kay, I think we should check it out!" Chloe said.
"Hell no!" Annie yelled.
Sav twitched nervously "Annie… I'm not trying to freak you out or anything but it's very likely that someone's in the house."
"But looking for them is a bad idea…" Sam muttered.
"We should just wait for them to find us and then attack them!"
"I like that idea." Meghan smiled despite how scared she was.
"Yeah, I'll easily be able to kick their ass… Or asses." Sav smirked.
Annie grinned "Me too!'
In the movie, the possessed girlfriend started walking slowly up to the camera until her face was just inches away from it.
"Hey, it's your favourite part Annie!" Sav said sarcastically.
The girl made a weird sound that was either a roar or scream, either that, or she sounded like Golem from Lord of the rings screaming. But before the credits came on, the T.V turned off.
Annie groaned "Who the hell turned off the T.V?"
"Not me." Sav, Meghan, Sam and Chloe all said, turning pale.
"If it was not any of us, then who the hell did?" Sav whispered.
Annie looked around the room, even though it was pitch black, she swore she could see a few figures.
"A-Annie," Meghan squeaked "Do you see that? There's someone else in here with us!"
Annie and Sam sat the end of the big couch, leaving the remote beside her. When she reached for it though, her hand grabbed onto someone's leg instead.
"Uhh, are one of you guys sitting by me by any chance, besides Sam?" She asked.
"No."
She tried staring at the person evilly but couldn't see them, why weren't they doing anything?
"Where's the light switch un? Oh, there it is!"
"Who are-"
Then the lights turned on and Sav stopped what she was about to say and just stared, wide eyed.
Annie found herself staring into magenta eyes. Staring at her favourite Akatsuki member. Staring at her favourite Naruto character.
And this was definitely not a cosplayer.
They all stared at the ten S-classed criminals standing before them, speechless.
"Uh, hi…" Hidan said, holding his scythe beside him "We just happened to drop in… Um, mind if we join your slumber party?"
"AAAAHHHHHHHH!"
Sam: DUN DUN DUN DUUUUNNNN!
Annie: Haha, a cliff hanger! And my sexy beast finally makes his appearance!
Sav: Your sexy beast…?
Chloe: And who's your sexy beast Annie?
Hidan: I'M HER SEXY BEAST BITCHES!
Annie: HIIIIDANNNN! -Glomps-
Sav, Chloe and Meghan: O.O -Back away slowly-
Annie: Yes… He is. Anyways, this chapter was pretty much… Boring, I think. Compared to the next one because it was a lot more funnier to write.
OHHH, AND TO THOSE PEOPLE WHO DON'T THINK PARANORMAL ACTIVITY ISN'T FUNNY AT ALL; SHUT UP! That movie is the most scariest movie I've seen in my life! I was paranoid to sleep for almost a week!
Sav: It was funny to see your reactions when we were watching it…
Meghan: That IS a really scary movie!
Annie: Yes… I'm really craving Pocky. I've been craving it for like a week now, and every Canadian knows Superstore right? Well, who wouldn't. I went there yesterday to get some, but I couldn't find it! So I asked some lady at customer service if they had it. She said it was in the foreign foods aisle, which I had already looked in, so I go and look again AND I CAN'T FUCKING FIND IT. And it wasn't in the candy aisle either! So after I go and see this play at my school, me and my mom go to London Drugs because they have it there and I thought it was still be open till sometime after nine. Nope. It wasn't. So my adventure for Pocky was a fail. BUT my mom bought me some this morning but hid it in her closet for some reason. I'm very tempted to take a pack and just eat it but I shouldn't…
Chloe: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Annie: Shut up Chloe!
Anyways, we'll shut up. REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW RIEVIEW! If you review I'll give you anything… Pocky, chocolate chip cookies, Hidan, Tobi… ACTUALLY, NO. NOT HIDAN BECAUSE HE'S MINE!
Hidan: I'm loved! Review or I'll find you and kill you!
Annie: No Hidan. That was too far. I don't threaten people to review my stories. But I still wuv you.
Hidan: :D
Teehee! I'm hyper now because I ate a bunch of chocolate chips... I'm just gonna type out the next chapter, and then post it once I get reviews. Tell me what you think!