Ten things Firestar must never do in a Science class.

The Random Duo.

Written by Sleepstar, Edited by The Random Writer.

Written 2010.

First story by The Random Duo. I don't own anything except Mrs. Jones

Things Firestar must never do in a Science class 1: Cut model planets down.

"Firestar, are you listening to me?" Mrs .Jones, the science teacher said sternly.

Greystripe glanced up at the model Solar System on the classroom ceiling. If I get some scissors and Firestar cuts the planets down I can go around the room Screaming "The Solar System's collapsing". Then Firestar climbed on the Solar System model and began cutting The Sun down. The Sun landed on Mrs. Jones' head, knocking her out. Greystripe yelled "On to Mercury" Firestar yelled back "It's too fast for me" and he jumped onto the Mercury model. The other kids began to yell out "The Solar System's collapsing" right into the next room. Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and Pluto rained down. Finally Firestar cut the model of the International Space Station down from its' moorings and muttered "Oops I cut down the Space Station" He and Greystripe got detention.

In case you were wondering where the yelling kids running round the school came from, when I was in my first year some kids in my year came into the classroom shouting "The Teacher's dead" when he actually collapsed. It took half a hour for us all to calm down. The science teacher was forced to retire.