Ways to Annoy Damon Salvatore!

1. Steal his leather jacket.

2. Tell him Stefan is hotter.

3. Say he is a sissy vampire 'cause he burns in the sun.

4. Step on his foot while wearing heels, therefore ruining his cool shoes, then say they were horribly ugly.

5. Don't glance at him more than once.

6. When he tries to hit on you blink several times and walk away while he's talking.

7. If he tries to compel you yell "Katherine!" and run away screaming while he's distracted.

8. Bring a friend and then stand in front of him and say, "I've seen better," then turn towards your friend and ask "right?"

9. Spike his drink with Vervain while he's not looking then after it takes effect shrug and smile while saying "I thought it'd be fun."

10. When he starts to feed walk in and interrupt him then look around and say, "Are you...raping her?" and run away when he tries to come after you for ruining his meal.

Me: Hope you enjoyed the "How to Annoy Damon Salvatore" lolz. I loved this one... OH MY GOSH! I just noticed... School starts in 4 days! :O But, I am so bored that I want school to start! Grawr! :( Anywayz, I-

Damon: Where's my leather jacket?

Me: You interuppted me.

Damon: Where. Is. My. Jacket?

Me: Why do you need it?

Damon: I'm going out to feed.

Me: *rolls eyes* Why don't you go feed on a rabbit or something with Stefan?

Damon: *smirks* 'Cause girls are more-

Me: *covers ears* I'M TOO YOUNG TO HEAR THIS!

Damon: So where is it?

Me: I don't know! Go find it yourself you-you-you-!

Damon: *chuckles while walking away*

Me: Grr... He made me forget my train of thought. Whatever, oh well. Hope you enjoyed, please re-

Damon: I found it!

Me: *irritated* I DON'T CARE! YOU INTERUPPTED ME AGAIN!

~noise of door slamming~

Me: *rolls eyes again* Please review. *mumbles to self* I can't believe he found my hiding spot! I have to find a new one...