BACK TO SCHOOL: It's That Time of Year Again

"Merlin! We'll be late for class, you idiot!"

"But Mr Grimaldi told us to find that fossil, or else."

"I don't know what he's talking about. I've never seen that bloody fossil. Are you sure this is the right supply closet?"

"No, but he said-"

"Why didn't you ask him, you prize idiot?"

"Why didn't you ask him, Mr Track Star, Wrestling Champion, Fencing Team Captain, Mr I-Can-Run-FASTER, I-Can-Hit-HARDER, I-Can-"

"Okay, okay, enough. Just thought you might've asked him, seeing as you're only the biggest nerd in the school. Check those boxes over there."

"Bossy prat."

"Imbecile. What's this stupid, bloody fossil supposed to be, anyway?"

"Some kind of small maniraptor."

"What in fucking hell is that?"

"A group of dinosaurs, some of which had a nasty, knife-shaped toe claw."

"Like that Jurassic Park thingy?"

"I'll bet you don't even know what a raptor is."

"I don't know and I don't care."

"You'll never pass your A-Levels with an attitude like that."

"Idiot."

"A merlin, for example, is a raptor. A bird of prey."

'I thought it was a scrawny nerd with ears like a fieldmouse."

"Ha ha ha. Who've you got for Maths this term?"

"Miss McGrath. She's really hot."

"Yeah."

"D'you think I could-"

"Not a chance, Arthur."

"I've seen her look at me."

"Well, she talks to me. I may not be able to run faster and hit harder than you, but-"

"Merlin, you idiot. I happen to be-"

"Arrogant and supercilious-"

"That's a BIG word, Merlin. Sure you know what it means?"

"I do, Arthur, but you probably don't. Too busy showing the girls your BIG-"

"Shut up! Look in those plastic cases. The ones on the floor, there."

"The floor's dusty, look out."

"Can you reach those boxes in the back, then?"

"Atchoo!"

"Watch it...ow! That's my elbow!"

"There's less dust over there."

"Oh."

"Oh."

"Oh. Damn you, Merlin! Do that...do that again."

"What? This?"

"Bloody...oh...yes...again...wait, let me..."

"OH!"

"Just ...did I...?"

"Oh!"

"Oh!"

"Faster, Arthur."

"What?"

"Harder."