A/N: All right guys, this is the final chapter of Expect the Impossible! I hope you all enjoyed the ride, because I know I have. I want to thank you all for reviewing so faithfully and reading. I know my updates have been a little sporadic and I apologize for that. College is a bit of a time consumer. But you all stuck with me and I think that's amazing! I hope you enjoy the epilogue! I thought long and hard about how I should end this and I couldn't think of a way more fitting.

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts.

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Expect the Impossible

Epilogue

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There was a funny feeling in the pit of my stomach. I didn't know what it was. Perhaps I was just feeling nervous? Perhaps the sushi I had last night was finally getting to me? Roxas forced me to try that raw fish, maybe I shouldn't have trusted him. I didn't know. I stood in front of the two large, brown doors. Soon they would be opened and I would walk down the aisle. This wouldn't be so nerve-racking if I wasn't standing next to Riku. I looked toward him. He was also nervously avoiding eye contact with me. This was just plain awkward. I wish Kairi would've informed me before two seconds ago that I would be walking with Riku down the aisle!

I still couldn't forget how he grinded on me like a rabid animal at the club. I shuddered at the thought. The image of his gyrating hips was burned into my mind forever. At least those days were over. The music began to play and the doors opened. Together, step by step, we began our journey down the aisle. Sora was already standing at the pulpit with the brightest of grins on his face.

"Got to do this for Kairi and Sora," I muttered under my breath as we continued.

"Hey, I'm really sorry about that night," Riku whispered to me, "I had a little too much to drink, I'm sure you know how that is, right?"

I smiled at the thought. I did know how that was. I glanced to my right and spotted Roxas smiling at me. I discreetly blew him a kiss, which he gladly accepted. "Yeah, I do. Don't worry about it," I whispered back to Riku as I continued to smile at Roxas. I knew I shouldn't judge. I was capable of some pretty crazy things when I had too much alcohol in my system.

We made it to the front of the room. I was thankful to now be separated from Riku. It seemed like he had something more to say, but I didn't feel like talking to him about our awkward meeting. This was Kairi's time to shine. She came through the church doors looking like a red-headed goddess. Her dress was simple but beautiful. She chose an elegant, silk, white dress with a v-neck cut. It was conservative, but sexy the way it hugged her curves. She chose not to wear a veil and instead wore a crown of pink flowers atop her head. A decision that took her a whole month to make.

The ceremony began. I wished I had picked better shoes. Just as the minister began to speak my feet began to burn. My toes were screaming for me to set them free, but I couldn't. I couldn't just kick off my heels while Kairi and Sora were being married right next to me. I would look so sloppy. So I suffered through the vows and the formalities. The ceremony was beautiful; I just wished I could've enjoyed it more. Sora's vows were so romantic and Kairi's were equally endearing.

"Do you, Kairi, take Sora to be your lawfully wedded husband?"

"I do," she cheerily answered.

"And do you, Sora, take Kairi to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

"I do," he answered with a trademark grin.

"You may now kiss the bride."

They kissed sweetly. They weren't like animals sloppily sharing spit in the church. It was a nice, quick, deep kiss. Kairi mentioned they had practiced it so many times before the ceremony, which I thought was kind of funny. I guess it worked out, though. I watched as the newlyweds descended the short steps and made their way out of the church. They chose to honeymoon in Disney Town. It fit them. Sora would enjoy all the games and Kairi would enjoy the happy sights.

Roxas walked up to me and smiled. "What about us, Naminé?" he asked me with a gleam in his eye, "That'd be a great Christmas present for me, you know."

I shook my head. "I already told you I don't want to get married in the winter," I answered. He handed me my coat and I slipped it on over the bright pink cocktail dress Kairi made me wear. Wearing it made me feel like a barbie. "Besides, Kairi and Sora just got married. I don't want to steal their thunder," I joked as we made our way out of the sanctuary.

"I know, I know," Roxas replied nonchalantly. He wrapped his arm around my waist as we walked. "What do you say we go get shit-faced at this reception?" he suggested playfully.

I lightly pushed him. "Roxas! That's ridiculous. I can't believe you just said that!" I cried in outrage. He only smiled at me with begging eyes. I sighed. He knew I couldn't resist that look he was giving with me. He used that on me when he talked me into switching from tropical toothpaste to minty. I didn't like minty that much, but still I agreed to it. "Oh, fine! We'll have one or two drinks but that's it! No shots and nothing too heavy," I reluctantly agreed.

Roxas punched the air. "Awesome!" he cheered happily. He grabbed me and carried me in his arms. I screamed playfully as he eagerly rushed out of the door. I wasn't worried, though. Roxas and I had learned a lot from our last united encounter with alcohol. We would be smart this time. I just knew we would.

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I giggled happily as Roxas unlocked the front door. I was on cloud nine. I felt like I was floating! "Roxie!" I exclaimed happily as I pushed him into the house. My head was spinning and my whole body felt like it was in euphoria. I kicked the door shut accidentally breaking my heel in the process. We both paused for a moment. "My shoe!" I suddenly cried. We both began to laugh hysterically.

As I laughed I began to take off my shoes one by one. "Whee!" I cried as I unsteadily tilted around. Roxas caught me before I fell into the wall. I could smell the alcohol on his breath as he stared into my eyes longingly. I loved his big, blue eyes. "You're so cute!" I practically screamed through my giggles. I grabbed his face and gave him a kiss.

Roxas growled at me playfully. He put his hands behind my thighs and pulled me onto him. I grinned as he carried me to the kitchen. "More alcohol!" I cheered as I ripped off my coat and threw it on the floor carelessly. It still felt like I was still at the party. He set me down on top of the counter while he went to find more alcoholic beverages.

I watched as he bent down to look around the refrigerator. I giggled happily as I stared at his cute butt. Roxas was so sexy. So very sexy. I hopped off the counter and walked over to him as I swayed back and forth in the air. "Roxie!" I cried happily as I opened the fridge wider. He had two bottles of beer in his hand.

I gratefully took one from him and yanked off the top. "Ow!" I laughed as I carelessly threw it somewhere. I grasped the beer bottle and chugged some of it down. It was like pouring liquid happiness into my mouth. I cheered and began dancing with the beer bottle in hand. The beer splashed around the kitchen as I gleefully spiraled around. "I'm a mermaid!" I loudly cried to the ceiling.

Roxas chuckled at me. He placed his bottle on the counter and made his way over to me. "Naminé," he breathed as he placed his hands on my hips and pulled me closer to him. I shuddered at his seductive touches. He leaned in toward my ear and slurred, "Mermaids are hot."

I felt the lust build up inside of me. "Oh, really," I giggled happily as he began to kiss my neck. I moaned in delight before I pushed him away from me. I stumbled back and pointed my index finger at him sloppily. "No, no Roxie! Mermaids only get with princes!" I loudly laughed.

I could see the lust burning in his eyes as he made his way toward me. "I'll be your prince now come over here and get with me," he growled before he pounced on me. He gently lowered me to the floor as he greedily began kissing me.

I felt the tingles travel down my spine as he kissed me. My giggles slowly turned in pleas. He quickly unzipped my dress and yanked it off of me before tossing off his own clothing. I breathed heavily, "Roxie, I love you."

"Oh, Naminé," he moaned before he drowned me in his love.

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The ground felt hard beneath me. I groaned as I shifted around trying to find a soft spot. "What's wrong with this bed?" I whispered as I wiggled. I opened my eyes and found myself staring at the kitchen ceiling. I quickly jolted up and felt my head shake. I groaned and rubbed my forehead. "Ugh!" I groaned again as I grabbed onto the kitchen counter to lift myself up. Why was I in the kitchen? "What happened last night?" I mumbled groggily as I continued to look around. Then, I spotted Roxas sleeping naked on the kitchen floor in a stained puddle of beer. My eyes widened and I looked at myself. I was naked. I screamed.

Roxas jolted up. "Ah! Naminé – ugh…what're you screaming…oh my god!" he shouted as he gawked at me. He looked at himself and began to yell. We screamed together.

It was Christmas morning and instead of coming out of the bedroom in our nice, warm pajamas to exchange gifts we were waking up from the kitchen floor completely naked. This was not supposed to happen…again! I dared to ask, "Did we use a condom?"

Roxas looked around the area. He checked the floor, he checked the trash, he checked the sink, he checked all the cabinets, he checked the refrigerator, and he even checked nearby rooms. He found no used condom anywhere. I screamed more.

"N-Naminé! Please stop screaming, my head already hurts enough!" Roxas begged. He grabbed my shoulders and looked into my eyes. "Look, I know this looks really bad, but maybe we did use a condom. Did you ever think to check your..um –." I slapped him before he could even finish his sentence.

"We need to go to the store now and buy the morning after pill!" I cried in panic.

"Naminé, it's Christmas day. Nothing is open," Roxas quietly replied. I screamed some more. "Please, stop! This isn't the end of the world. Just because we…doesn't necessarily mean…just don't worry about it!" Roxas cried in his own panic.

"How can I not?" I screamed back. I held my head in pain. Why did my head hurt so much? I looked around the kitchen and spotted two bottles of opened beer on the counter. "No!" I began to scream as I ran over to them slipping on our tossed clothes in the process. "We drank! Why did we drink? No!" I continued scream.

Roxas sighed and walked over to me. "I'm sorry, Naminé. More than likely this was my idea," he apologized. He wrapped his arms around me in an attempt to comfort me. "Seriously, Naminé. Don't sweat it, all right? There is no way you're pregnant," he said soothingly, "Now, come on. Don't let Christmas be ruined by this. Besides, I remember it this time and trust me…was nothing to cry about." He grinned happily. "Not at all," he sighed dreamily. I could see a light blush on his cheeks.

I blushed. "I remember too," I squeaked out. Before I could begin another screaming fit Roxas clamped his hand over my mouth.

"No more screaming," he begged, "Just accept that you are a wild animal and go get dressed before I attack you again."

I frowned. "How dare you even suggest such a thing!" I cried before I turned and ran toward our bedroom.

"You know, this wouldn't be a problem if you'd just marry me already!" he called after me.

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I nervously sat on the toilet. This result would decide the course of my future. This one result. If the result is positive I'll be married before the sun sets. If the result is negative I'll have to go to the doctor to see why I missed my period. I gnawed at my fingernails as I stared at the device in my other hand. A pregnancy test. I thought I was done with this part of my life, but it seemed I hadn't learned from my previous pregnancy. Perhaps I really was some kind of sexual deviant with no self-control. I rocked back and forth nervously.

There was only a minute left till it would tell me my fate. My heart was pounding in my chest. The bathroom walls felt as if they were closing in on me. I looked around so afraid of everything.

"Is it done yet?" Roxas called from outside the bathroom door.

"No!" I called back; it was practically a shriek.

"I'll be out here in my tuxedo, okay?" he called back.

"I'm not pregnant!" I practically screamed. The device sounded. I screamed again and accidentally dropped it on the floor. I bent down to pick it up and when I lifted up I hit my head on the corner of the bathroom shelf. "Oww!" I wailed in pain as I held my head. I flipped over the device to see the result. I felt faint as I shakily stood up and made my way out of the bathroom. I unlocked the door and scurried out. "I'll go put my dress on," I grumbled. I handed the test to Roxas and walked toward the bedroom.

"Aha! I knew you were pregnant. I don't shoot blanks," he joked happily as he swung it around in his hand happily, "I can't wait!" I preferred this reaction over his last, but I'd never admit that out loud.

I looked over my shoulder and shook my head. "Do you like doing it this way? Pregnancy before marriage? Because you know, I would've thought we would have learned from last time," I answered in a matter of fact tone.

Roxas smiled at me. "Naminé, it wouldn't be us if we didn't do it this way," he replied confidently, "Now, go put your dress on. I'll guard this while you get ready."

I chuckled, "I peed on that you know."

Roxas nearly shrieked and threw it to the ground. "Naminé, that's disgusting!" he cried. I only continued to giggle as I walked into the bedroom.

"I know, aren't we going to have a happy marriage?" I laughed as I slammed the door shut.

"Well, I don't care if you're pregnant. You're wearing that bridal lingerie tonight and I'm going to – !"

"Roxas!" I cried before he could even finish his sentence. I pulled my wedding dress from the closet and set it on the bed. I slipped out of my night gown and tossed it to the side. Even though I was pregnant once again, I couldn't stop smiling. Somehow I was filled with happiness. I unzipped the dress bag and pulled my beautiful dress out. I chose a traditional, strapped, white gown with lace sleeves. I unzipped the back and slipped into it.

I ran to the mirror and quickly brushed my hair. I pulled it into a bun and grabbed my veil from atop the mirror. I fastened it into my bun and hurried out of the bedroom. Roxas was in the hallway picking up my pregnancy test with a napkin. I smiled at him. "I'm ready," I announced happily, "You just have to zip me up."

He covered his eyes. "It's bad luck to see the bride before the wedding," he joked as he tossed the test into a trashcan.

I uncovered his eyes before he zipped up my dress. "We've had all the bad luck in the world already. What's a little more?" I replied playfully, "I love you, Roxas."

"I love you too, Naminé. And I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you," he said sweetly, "But we can't stay in here forever. Everyone is already in the backyard waiting for us."

I nodded. "I know, I know. Let's go tell the world I'm pregnant again," I laughed as we made our way toward the backdoor. It didn't bother me as much as it did the first time. Call me crazy, but I was actually okay with being pregnant. And that was because I was in love with the father and I knew he would never desert me. There would be nothing to worry about this time. I was free to completely focus on my expected child. I looked to Roxas and smiled. He was the best thing that ever happened to me. I never thought I'd be getting married to someone so wonderful, but I guess I should learn to expect the impossible.