Fairy Odd Parents in: I Dream of Timmy. Part 4
The morning bell rings at Dimmsdale Elementary. Timmy, Chester and AJ all meet up at a locker. Chester and AJ have found that Timmy is looking rather sad at the moment
Chester: So Timmy. How was the…(makes kissy faces) with Tootie?
Timmy: It was a bust. I said something dumb and she ended date.
AJ: Great! Maybe she'll stop bugging you now.
Chester: This is a time for celebration.
He pulls out a bottle of soda, shakes it and the cap launches off with foam pouring out.
Timmy: I don't know guys. I sort of feel bad for what I did. I made her cry.
Chester: Doesn't she ALWAYS cry?
Timmy: (Smiles) Wow. I never thought of it that way.
Chester: There we go. Now come on. Class is going to start soon.
The after the three boys run off, the fairies poof up where Timmy was just at.
Cosmo: Well, at least Timmy isn't upset anymore.
Wanda: Yeah, but Tootie is still miserable, isn't she?
Cosmo: So? Tootie being miserable can't make Timmy miserable, can it?
In Crocker's class…
Crocker: Good morning students. Today, I've got something I want to show you all for show and tell.
He holds out Rob's lava lamp out to the whole class. Upon seeing the lamp in his possesion, Timmy lets out a fearful gasp
Cosmo: (As a pencil) I, once again, stand corrected.
Timmy: HE HAS THE LAMP?
Crocker: Now lets say that if this were a magic lamp with a genie trapped in it, and would give me three wishes, what do you all think I should wish for?
AJ: Mr. Crocker, if genies were real, aren't they suppose to be trapped in oil lamps?
Crocker: Never thought I'd ever say this to you AJ, but… F! Anyone else? Chester…Sanjay…Tootie…Hey, where is Tootie?
Chester: I don't think she's here today.
Timmy: Where is she?
Chester: Probably skipping school, like I should.
Crocker: She isn't here? Aww. I wanted ALL my students to be the first witnesses of me ruling the world.
All of the students start laughing at Crocker.
Crocker: Well, I guess my first wish is obvious now. (He starts rubbing the lamp.)
POOF! Rob appears before the whole class.
Rob: Tootie-pie! I knew you wouldn't be mad for… (He looks around the room) Where am I?
The whole classroom gasps when they see the genie mysteriously coming out of nowhere.
Chester: No way! A genie?
AJ: Impossible!
Rob: (To Crocker) Hey hey hey! Who the heck are you?
Crocker: I am Danzel Quincy Crocker. And I'M your new master!
Timmy: Your middle name is Quincy?
Rob: And who says I'll listen to you?
Crocker holds Rob's lamp out to prove that he is indeed his new master.
Rob: Oh…smoof.
Timmy goes under his desk to speak to his "pencils."
Timmy: (Whispers) How did Crock-Pot get Rob's lamp?
Wanda:(whisper) Maybe Tootie already made her last wish and got rid of Rob.
Timmy: Well we can't let Crocker keep the lamp.
Crocker: Now than. Genie, my first wish is to make EVERYBODY in the whole school to be an obedient slave of mine.
Rob closes his eyes, points a finger out and…
BOOOOOM!
Green smoke bursts through every single window in the school.
Crocker: Yes. Now all bow before me.
His students (With spiral eyes) stands up and bows to him.
Crocker: Now say "Crocker is the greatest teacher ever."
Students: Crocker is the greatest teacher ever.
Crocker: Mr. Crocker is not a psychotic moron.
Students: Mr. Crocker is not a psychotic moron.
Crocker: Now say "Soulja Boy up in it OH! Watch Me Crank It Watch Me ROLL!"
Students: Soujia Boy up in it OH! Watch Me Crank It Watch Me ROLL!
Crocker: HA!
Rob: I'll admit, that was pretty cool.
Crocker: SILENCE! Now for the piece de resistance. Timmy Turner. I command you to reveal to me your…(spazes) FAIRY GODPARENTS!
All of the students just stand still.
Crocker: Turner? Where did he go?
Outside of the school, Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda and poof suddenly appear.
Timmy: Thanks for getting me out of there in time. But what about everyone else?
Wanda: Sorry sport, but we only saved the four of us from Mr. Crocker. We weren't thing about your friends.
Timmy: Then I wish Rob's lamp was in my hands right now.
Cosmo and Wanda happily raise their wands and…PFFT!
Timmy: Perfect. Just perfect. What's the problem now?
Wanda poofs out Da Rules and starts reading.
Wanda: I'm afraid that fairies aren't allowed to interfere with genies and their work. Their magic is also more powerful than ours! We're powerless to help your friends!
Timmy: Then what are we suppose to do now?
Cosmo: Running away seems like a good idea right now.
Wanda: Cosmo, do you know what Crocker can do with those genie wishes if we leave him alone?
Poof: Poof poof poof poof poof poof poof poof poof!
Wanda: That's right, Poof. He can take over not only the world, but Fairly World too!
Timmy: Wow. Smart kid. Now I think I'm going to panic now.
He starts running around in circles, screaming in horror.
Wanda: Timmy, just try to…
Cosmo lands on the ground and starts panicing too. Poof cutely follows his dad.
Wanda: ALL THREE OF YOU. CALM DOWN!
Timmy, Cosmo and Poof all freeze in place.
Wanda: There's a small chance that Tootie might be able to help us. For all we know, she may not have made her third wish or anything.
Timmy: Hey, that's a great idea, Wanda! I guess I should also take the time to say sorry to her.
Cosmo starts making kissy faces to mock Timmy.
Timmy: Stop that! I wish I was at Tooties' house. Wow, that's seven words I thought I'd never say.
Cosmo and Wanda raise their wands and…POOF!
All four of them are now in front of Tootie/Vicky's house.
Cosmo: Vicky's house. Stay by daddy, Poof. This is unholy territory.
Poof: Poof!
The three fairies turn into squirrels.
Timmy: Okay, lets get this over with.
He almost knocks on the door when it opens up itself. Behind the door lies Vicky.
Vicky: TWERP!
Timmy: AAAHHH! VICKY!
Vicky: So you like humiliating and upsetting my little sister, do you?
She picks him up by the head and holds him up.
Timmy: (Studdering) I-I d-do…gah…bla…
Vicky: (Hugs him) I'm so proud of you! Your becoming more and more like your favorite baby sitter!
Timmy: (Turning blue) Can't…breathe…
Cosmo squirrel: I bet this is like getting hugged by Tootie.
Vicky: Let's go torture her together!
She runs into the house, with the fairy squirrels following.
Vicky happily escorts Timmy to Tootie's room. She can be heard crying on the other side of the door.
Timmy: Why is it so wet up here?
Vicky: Who cares? Ready for some…
She opens the door and…SPLASH!
A torrent of watery tears blasts Vicky back down the stairs.
Vicky: GAAAAHHHH! This is Homerwrecker all over again!
The water eventually runs out, with Timmy, Wanda and Poof seemingly unharmed.
Timmy: Well, that was lucky.
Poof: Dada?
Cosmo's voice: I'm behind the door. It slammed me into the wall.
Timmy: Good. Stay there. I need to talk to Tootie alone.
He walks inside, finding Tootie crying on her bed.
Timmy: Umm…Tootie?
Tootie: (Sniffs) What do you want?
Timmy: Well, I can hear so I can talk to you about…umm…the genie who…
Tootie: Oh, right! The wish he use to pay you to go out with me. Well, you're too late. I got rid of him so you can't…
Timmy: I KNOW YOU GOT RID OF HIM! Mr. Crocker has it now! And he's going to use it to rule the world! AGAIN!
Tootie: Again?
Timmy: Forget what I just said.
Tootie: Forget it. Why should I help you? You broke my heart. (Crys again.)
Timmy: Because Crocker will take over the world if you don't help!
Tootie: I can't help. I don't even have the lamp anymore, so just go away already.
Timmy: Isn't there anyway you can help me?
Tootie: Timmy Tiberious Turner! All I ever wanted was to have your love. But after what I learned last night, there is no way I can possibly get it. And now I simply don't care. So get out of my room right now and GET OUT OF MY LIFE!
Timmy: But…
Tootie: (Yells) NOW!
Timmy away in fear from Tootie, leaving the poor girl to cry away.
Back at Dimmsdale Elementary, Crocker has transformed the 5th grade classroom into a throne room. He has two female teachers waving leaf fans at him, while one child is feeding him grapes.
Crocker: Ahh. THIS is how a teacher should live.
Rob appears, wearing chains and an orange jumpsuit.
Rob: And this is NOT how a genie should have to live.
Crocker: Well, this IS how a teacher should live. But something is missing. Hmm. It's something that I feel is really important.
Rob: A girl? A family? The most reliable friend a man could have.
Crocker: No, no, no. I'm missing…MORE POWER! I wish that I have a Fairy God Parent trapped here in a magical barrier.
Rob snaps his fingers with an annoyed expression as he is forced to grant the wish.
Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda and Poof are now all outside ofTootie's house.
Timmy: THAT…could've gone better. But it's fine, I have a back-up plan.
Cosmo: You thought two steps ahead? Wow! Normally, you can't even think ONE step ahead.
Wanda: What are you going to try to do?
Timmy: I'm still owed a rule-free wish from Rob. I can use that wish to make everything go back to normal. I just need to get close to him!
Wanda: Great idea, sport! But why didn't you try that at the start?
Timmy: Because, it's probably the only rule-free wish I'll be getting for a long time, and I wanted to use it to make Tootie fall in love with me.
Cosmo: Don't you mean you want to make Trixie fall in love with you?
Timmy: What? Who did I say?
Poof: Toot, Toot!
Timmy: Did I just say I wanted Tootie to fall in love with me?
Cosmo starts laughing at Timmy…again.
Cosmo: Ahh. That is SO cute.
Wanda: Maybe you're starting to have some feelings for her, huh sweetie?
Cosmo: GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hu ha. Hu ha. Aaaaahhh.
Timmy gives Cosmo and VERY annoyed stare. After, Cosmo asks a serious question for once
Cosmo: ARE you starting to like her?
Timmy: Well…maybe. Our date DID go pretty well afterall. And...well...I did feel something...click.
The clouds in the sky begins to turn dark and encase the town in darkness. Then they all start to swirl.
Timmy: Hey! What's going on now?
A gigantic green hand reaches down from the sky, and comes down to where Poof is floating.
Poof: AAAAHHH!
Timmy/Wanda: POOF!
Rob's head eventually falls from out of the clouds with a look of misery on his face.
Cosmo: I'LL save my son!
He flies at a high speed to bump Poof out of the way, but gets grabbed by the hand instead.
Rob: Sorry, Cosmo.
Cosmo: Meh. It's a work thing. I understand.
The hand pulls Cosmo back up into the cloud.
Wanda: COSMOOOOO!
Cosmo: WANDAAAAA!
After Cosmo gets pulled in, the clouds disperse.
Timmy: Oh, no! Crocker must've used another wish!
Wanda: We better get you to Rob as soon as possible!
Timmy: Yeah! I'll settle my problem with Tootie later. But right now, we need to save Cosmo.
Timmy, Wanda, and Poof all teleports themselves out of the area to rescue Cosmo.
Seconds later, Tootie walks outside of her house.
Tootie: T…Timmy likes me? A..a….and he has fairies?
Timmy and his last two fairies are now back at "Crocker Elementary". Or at least that's what the sign in front of the school says.
Wanda: Okay, Timmy. What's your plan now?
Timmy: I don't know. I've never thought three steps ahead before. Although, I don't see why we can't just walk through the front doors.
Wanda points to the front doors, where a large group of kids are standing guard so no one gets through. In other words, Timmy's idea is a stupid one.
Timmy: Oh, good point.
Poof: Poof, poof!
Wanda: What is it, Poof?
The fairy baby flies over to a large rock. After whacking the rock a few times with his rattle, the rock moves out of place, revealing a hidden passage.
Poof: Poof, Poof!
Timmy/Wanda: The Crocker Cave!
Timmy: Way to go, Poof!
Timmy: (Sarcastically) Way to go, Poof.
Our three heroes have, unfortunately, been ambushed by brainwashed teachers down in the Crocker Cave.
Crocker: He he. He he. HAHAHAHAHA! At long last, I have captured a…FAIRY!
Cosmo has been sealed inside a magical sphere that's floating next to Crocker's Throne and can't escape.
Crocker: Now that I have a fairy in my possession, I have little to no use for you, Genie!
Rob: Does that mean you'll let me free?
Crocker: Heck, no.
Rob: (Shapeshifts into a dog and begs) PLEEEEASE?
Crocker: NO! I know that if I let you go, you'll just find someone to reverse my wishes. Which is why I'm going to make you stay by my side and watch me…RULE THE WORLD!
Rob: Yeah, about that…why didn't you simply wished for world conquest from the start?
Crocker: Now, where would the fun be in that? I plan on first using my now acquired fairy magic to first rule this town of Dimmsdale. Then, I'll use my new servants as an army to rule the country. Until FINALLY! I'll conquer the entire planet!
He takes out a staff and sticks Cosmo's prison on top, giving imself direct access to Cosmo's fairy magic.
Crocker: I'll rule this planet as…CROCKER THE WARLOCK! AHAHAHAHAHA!
Using his new magic staff, he creates himself a crimson red robe, and a color matching crown with three long red spikes, giving himself a most fitting appearence..
Rob: I can't tell if you're absolutely nuts or a sheer genius.
Crocker: The exact same line ALL my psychiatrists use.
A brainwashed Mr. Bickles walks inside the Throne Room.
Bickles: Master, we've just captured Timmy Turner.
Crocker: Excellent! Bring him in.
Mr. Bickles leaves, but then Chester and AJ escorts Timmy, now wearing chains and cuffs, to Crocker's throne room.
Rob: TERRANCE…I mean…TIMMY!
Crocker: Slaves, please leave Turner alone with me until I call you.
Chester/AJ: Yes, master.
Chester and AJ leave Crocker alone with Timmy. But what he doesn't expect is that Timmy is prepared.
Timmy: NOW WANDA!
She and Poof both poofs right out of nowhere and shoots the chains with her wand, destroying them.
Timmy: Your turn, Poof!
Poof: Poof, poof.
He shoots magic from his magical rattle at Mr. Crocker. But…
Crocker: Hah!
He blocks the attack using his Cosmo staff and hurts him instead of Crocker.
Cosmo: OW! This is the worst week of my 10,000 year old life.
Timmy: Give up. As long as I've have more fairies on my side, you can't win.
Crocker: So it seems that you have two more fairies. No matter. I do still have…THIS! (Refering to Rob's lamp.)
Timmy: Oh, right. Genie magic.
Crocker: You see, after my past experiences with genies, I've learned a few things. I've discovered that I can harvest genie magic by sucking it out of the lamp!
Rob: What does that mean?
Crocker: I'll show you.
He sticks the lamp onto the bottom tip of his staff. Making the entire thing and Crocker himself glow a green aura. With his further increase in power, he fires a huge burst
of magical energy directly at Wanda and Poof.
Wanda/Poof: AAHH!
Timmy: WANDA! POOF!
The two fairies get sucked right into the staff's prison, joining Cosmo.
Wanda: Cosmo!
Cosmo: Wanda!
The family do a family hug at their reunion, but stays huddled together after seeing how the situation has turned for the worst.
Timmy: Rob! You have to help us! You still owe me a wish, so I wish everything was back to normal!
Rob: Sorry, kid. But since you never once had my lamp, I can't grant you ANY wish.
Crocker: HA! Face it, Turner! There is NOTHING you can do to stop me now.
As his teacher slowly starts to approach him, Timmy begins back away slowly, until he trips backwards and falls on his back.
Crocker: Since your making it eay, I'll try and keep this quick and painless!
Chester and AJ both walk into the room once more.
Crocker: Didn't I tell you two to leave us alone?
Chester: Sorry, sir. But we found another intruder that we thought we should bring to you.
Crocker: Well, where is he?
AJ: She.
They bring inside a now chained up Tootie.
Crocker: TOOTIE! You were absent today. That's a detention!
Tootie: TIMMY! I'm so glad you're still alive!
She runs over to hug him, but her chains strangles him.
Timmy: Gah! Can't…breath…
Crocker: Aww...how sweet. Turner gets to meet his end with his little girlfriend.
Timmy: Gah…leave her out of this. This is just between the two of us!
Tootie: (Gasp) You DO care!
She hugs him again and, once more, strangles him with the chains she's wearing.
Timmy: (Suffocating) Easy…
Crocker: I think I'll keep her here. She's torturing you better than I am. Although I WILL let you say your final words to her.
Timmy: Final words… (Happily) That's it! If I save Cosmo and Wanda…Tootie! I have something I need to tell you!
Tootie: (Gasp) Are you going to tell me you love me?
Timmy: No, no, no. It's something completely different.
Inside Crocker's staff, Cosmo and Wanda begin worrying about Timmy, since they think they know what he's doing.
Cosmo: Is he going to do what I think he's going to do?
Wanda: Timmy, wait!
Timmy: See those two tiny little people in Crocker's staff?
Tootie: You mean the fairies?
Timmy: Yes…wait? You already know about them?
Tootie: Yeah. I saw them when you were leaving my house.
Timmy: Wait a second then. If you knew about them, and Crocker knows… Cosmo! Wanda! Why hasn't Jorgen come and save you guys?
Tootie: Who's Jorgan?
Wanda: We tried to tell you before Timmy. You see…
Crocker: (Yawns) This is going nowhere.
So Crocker snaps his fingers, which caused Wanda's voice to be completely muted.
Crocker: There. Your bubble is now soundproof. Now turner, do you have anything else to say.
Timmy looks at Crocker, then his fairies, and even looked back once at Tootie. Then, knowing fully well that he's been defeated, looks down in sadness.
Timmy: No, Mr. Crocker. You win.
Crocker: YEEESSS!
So Crocker lets out a very long victorious laugh. Feeling very proud that he has finally won.
Crocker: Well then. I guess it's time for my FINAL genie wish. Genie! Since fairy magic won't cut it, I wish for a powerful weapon that will allow me to incinerate Turner in a single blast!
Before napping his fingers, Rob covers his eyes with one hand. And just like that, Crocker gets a giant fireball shooting bazooka.
Crocker: Say goodbye to your boyfriend, Tootie.
After shifting her eyes back and forth…
Tootie: NO!
Timmy: What?
Crocker: (Lowers his gun) What?
Cosmo/Wanda/Poof: (Muted) What?
Tootie: I'd rather say goodbye to Rob before getting blasted into oblivion.
Crocker: (sighs) Fine. Genie. Go ahead say goodbye to her if you want to.
Finally getting to smile, Rob slowly floats to where Timmy and Tootie are huddling to say is last words to her.
Rob: I'm very sorry for getting you two into this.
Tootie: Robert Will. The last few days I've spent with you were probably the best ones of in entire life. I got revenge on Vicky, felt good about myself, proved to me that I make Timmy fall for me, but most important of all…I made a great friend.
Rob: Thank you Tootie. I AM, after all, man's best friend.
So he turns into a dog and jumps into her arms. The two embrace each other in a very happy, very warm hug.
Rob: (Back to normal) Hey, kid-who's-name-I-can-never-remember! Want to join us?
Timmy: Ah, what the heck?
So Timmy comes in and joins the group hug. Which gives both Timmy and Tootie a very big smile.
Tootie: I love you, Timmy.
Timmy: I...like you too.
At this point, Crocker is simply getting impatient. Getting ready to fire his weapon at any time.
Crocker: Okay, you three done yet?
Tootie: There IS one last thing I want to tell Rob.
Rob: Lets here it. The hunchback looks like he's getting mad.
Tootie gives him a finger jester showing she wants him to come closer. So…
Rob bends down over so that he can hear her.
Tootie: (Whisper) ...were free.
His eyes open up WIDE open in shock of what Tootie just whispered.
Rob: What did you say?
Tootie: I said…I WISH YOU WERE FREE!
He simply smiles.
Rob: Done. (Clap clap)
Crocker: Did you just do what I think you…
He notices that his staff is starting to shake. It shakes and shakes and shakes until…
BOOM!
Crocker: GAH! My magic lamp!
Timmy: Umm…What just happened?
Tootie: I used the last wish I had to free Rob from his magic lamp.
Crocker: That means nothing. SAY GOODBYE, TURNER!
Crocker points his bazooka at Timmy and Tootie, but Rob simply grabs it from out of his hands.
Rob: Yeah, I don't think so.
Rob also snaps his fingers, which frees Cosmo, Wanda and Poof from Crocker's staff, who then flies right back to Timmy.
Cosmo: Hi, Timmy!
Poof: Poof, poof.
Wanda: Did you miss us?
Timmy: Does Tootie have an obsessive crush on me?
Crocker: HEY! THOSE ARE MY FAIRES!
Rob: Not anymore, Mr. Ear-on-his-neck! Hey, why didn't you use your last wish to fix that anyway?
Crocker: Because I wanted an incinerator.
Rob: You mean like THIS ONE!
As he points it at Crocker. He begins charging the machine and...
Crocker: Oh…smoof.
Rob: Now children. Do to the FCC, we cannot tell you any specific details on how much pain we will be putting Mr. Crocker through or how badly the burns will be.
Crocker: Uhhhh...Who are you talking to?
Rob: YOUR FACE!
Timmy, Tootie and the fairies start enjoying the show. Cosmo even poofs up popcorn for himself
Crocker: GAH! AW! OW!
Timmy: Do you think Rob would mind if I get everything back to normal?
Wanda: Not likely.
Timmy: Then I wish everything was back to normal!
With that wish, Wanda and Cosmo raise their wands in union and cause a huge explosion that spreads all across Dimmsdale, which quickly returned everything
back to the way things are suppose to.
Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda and Poof all appear back into Timmy's room, relieve that they narrow escape certin doom...once more.
Timmy: Wanda, pass me the quarter jar, will ya?
Wanda poofs up a half-full jar labeled "I wish everything was back to normal," Where Timmy tosses a quarter in.
Cosmo: So Timmy. What are you going to do about your little girl problem?
Timmy: I'm really not sure. Wait...wouldn't her memories be erased from my wish?
POOF!Tootie and Rob appear in Timmy's room.
Tootie: TIMMY! (She runs and hugs him) I'm so happy that you're safe and sound!
Timmy: (Hugs back) Yeah...I'm glad you're safe too.
Cosmo and Wanda both starts to giggle at the sight of Timmy hugging Tootie back.
Timmy: Wait! How come you still remember all this? Cosmo and Wanda should've made you forget about my Fairy Godparents!
Wanda: Timmy, we tried to explain before! The rules will let other people who owns magical creatures know about the existence of fairies.
Cosmo: And since Tootie AND Mr. Crocker both shared ownership of the lamp, no rules were ever broken. That's how we never got taken away!
Tootie: What happens now that I don't have Rob's lamp anymore?
Jorgen's voice: "I" HAPPEN!
Jorgen Von Strangle makes his appearance.
Tim/Cos/Wan: JORGEN?
Jorgen: Little girl. Since you are no longer in possession of a magical creature, you are no longer allowed to know of our existence. And to insure you NEVER remember us, I'm afraid I will also erase your memories of your genie.
Tootie: WHAT! Does that means I'll forget about my date with Timmy?
Jorgen: Why would you want to go out with Turn…I mean yes. Yes it does.
From hearing the bad news, Tootie looks down in sadness. Then, as Jorgen raises his giant wand over her head...
Timmy: Wait, Jorgen! Don't do it!
Jorgen: What? Why not? You know better than anyone that she can't know the existence of fairies. Why should I not erase her memories right now?
Timmy: Well because…I sort of…like her now.
Tootie: Like me? As in "like me" like me?
Timmy: Well, yeah. I mean…I got to know you a little better. And I've also enjoyed our time together. I just think that it would stink for you to forget all that.
Cosmo/Wanda: Awwwww!
Jorgen: As cute and disturbing it may seem, Turner, I still can't allow her to know anything else since she no longer has a genie in her possession.
Rob: (Sneaks up on Jorgen) So if were to stay with Tootie-pie, she still gets to keep her memories?
Jorgen: Didn't she already use up her 3rd wish?
Rob: Yep. And she made it so that I'm free from my lamp, so I can do whatever I want now! And I plan on staying right by her now.
Jorgen: Really?
Rob shapeshifts to look like Shrek.
Shrek Rob: Really really!
After a few seconds of thinking, Jorgan makes his decision.
Jorgen: Very well then. Little girl, you are hereby allowed to stay in touch with fairies and Fairy World so long as you have this genie by your side.
She lets out a very loud, high pitched scream once again. Breaking her glasses, the windows, Timmy's fishbowl, and once again, blowing up Rob's head.
Headless Rob: What did I ask you before?
Jorgen: Timmy Turner! She knows of your fairies, but at the same time not bound to the rules. So if she reveals your secret, you will be held responsible for losing your fairies. Will you accept this extra responsibility?
Timmy: I'm probably going to kick myself hard for this later, but…yes. Yes I will, Jorgen.
Jorgen: Very well then. I'll return to Fairy World and make a note of all this.
So he sends himself back to Fairy World through a big explosion.
Cosmo: So you really want to hook up with Tootie now?
Wanda: Aw. My boy is growing up so fast!
Tootie: So does this make me your "girlfriend" now?
Timmy: I...guess it does. It also makes me your "boyfriend" now.
Tootie: YAY!
She runs up to hug(strangulate) and kiss Timmy, which makes him go blue. Then he pushes her away.
Timmy: WHOA! We're going need to set up some rules between us! I can't get used to have a blue face whenever we're together.
Rob: I guess this is where I come and save the day.
An hour later...
Rob: Ok. Let's review this one more time to make sure we covered everything.
#1. Timmy is required to see Tootie as often as he would be seeing his other best friends. Tootie herself also classifies as one of Timmy's best friends.
#2. Timmy is allowed to kiss Tootie as much as he wants, but Tootie is limited to prevent smothering.
#3. Tootie will hereby be responsible for maintaining self control when in public, whether she's with Timmy Turner or not.
#4. All restraining orders are now dropped.
#5. Any and all bugging, tracking, or location devices are removed from the households of both parties.
#6. Hand holding is not forbidden, but it's not necessarily mandatory either.
#7. Both parties are not obligated to stay in this relationship, nor are they obligated to even see each other every day of the week. This however may be discussed by the parties on their own time.
#8: Final note. This document may be updated in the future if both parties agree to the new terms.
Rob: Okay, that should cover it. What do you all think.
Timmy: Sounds good to me. I'd sign it.
Tootie: Me too.
So the two new love birds sign the contract, then Rob it rolls back up.
Cosmo: Congratulations, Timmy! You're as good as married!
Timmy: What? All I did was make a girlfriend.
Rob: What's the difference? They got you by the neck nonetheless.
Rob and Cosmo high fives each other after the snappy (and true) comment.
Tootie: Care to kiss the bride?
Timmy: I think I'm going to need to get used to it anyway.
Timmy bends over and plants a kiss on Tootie's cheek. Which effectively knocks her out cold.
Cosmo: That must be what that kiss of death is supposed to be. (Rimshot)
Rob: I guess I better take her home.
He bends down and picks up Tootie.
Rob: (Whispers) Good work, Timmy. Glad to see your both happy now
He gives Timmy a wink, then he poofs himself and Tootie back home.
Wanda: Well, I'm glad you finally got your romance, sport!
Timmy: Well, I'm not sure why, but she just grew on me. It's something I think I can actually get used to.
Cosmo: That's swell, Timmy! Let me give you a present for the occasion.
Timmy: Hey, Thanks!
Cosmo raises it his Wanda, and leaves an iron ball and chain on one of Timmy's legs.
Cosmo: There you go.
And thus, the story ends with Timmy having an annoyed facial expression from what Cosmo just did.
End!
Hope you all liked my first FOP fanfic. I've got plans for others.
And if you didn't like it, try reading TimmyxTrixie ones instead. lol