I Love death

This is the New bleach crossover.

Here we go

There are times when forces are beyond your control. Call it nature, call it fate but it doesn't matter. It is a this force that moves the world along, it allows new life to come forth and death to consume. It was that same force that led Urahara Kisuke on a walk towards a certain warehouse. It was that same force that made him go through the barrier and enter the seemingly empty building.

Urahara scanned the dark area of the warehouse. He had come here for a purpose, he would have no miscalculations, no decisions should be wasted. He would ensure that what needed to be done, was done. Ichigo was training his heart out in Urahara's basement. Kisuke himself had taken a break... to pick up a couple hthings. Urahara looked to his right and found the people he was looking for.

"OH MY OH MY!" Urahara shouted, while waving his fan. "it seems we have some people gambling huh. My I join in?" He shouted in a sing song voice.

Hiyori, Lisa, Love, Shinji and one other were playing cards at the table. They looked at him and stared blankly. Urahara waved his fan again. "what is with the cold stares? Aren't you happy to see an old friend?"

Hiyori growled out, "the only reason you are here cause you need are help."

Urahara waved his fan once more and gave a hearty laugh, "Oh Hiyori your intuition never ceases to amaze me."

Hiyori jumped up to smack Urahara but her hand was stopped by another.

"Hiyori, chill for a bit. Kisuke... what do you want."

The former twelth division captiain looked at the former second division vice captain.

"Naruto... I need you to go back to soul society... and do a couple errands for me."

Naruto glared at him but after a second he smirked realizing something was up. "Tell me the details, Kisuke."

Later

The sign saying 'Urahara Shoten' glared brightly into the dark night, acting as a beacon for all those that would gather beneath it. As Ichigo slowed his pace down to a light jog, and finally down to a walk, he looked up, surprised, at the person already waiting there. Chad sat on a box, waiting patiently for the others to arrive. They had just received the message for the mission start... well in blood. It was quite disturbing to even think about what was going through Urahara's mind when he made that one.

"Hey," Ichigo breathed as he came closer. Orihime panted as she stopped next to him, smiling brightly at the dark-skinned boy.

"Oh, wow!" she commented. "You're fast, Chad!" Ichigo just smiled at her. No matter what the situation she always found the energy to be hyper and enthusaistic. But Ichigo had the nerving feeling of danger. He didn't know what it was but he felt something creeping in the back of his neck. He didn't know whether it was the wind or just his anxiousness but something was up.

"Yeah," Chad nodded as he stood. "I couldn't sleep, so I got up and walked around. I got the notice around here."

He pointed to a splash of crimson on the street that Ichigo hadn't noticed before. Splattered all over the ground and on parts of the brick fence was a message identical to the one Ichigo had received, oozing in red and looking very much like a man's dying message. The orange-haired teen's eye twitched as he caught the P.S. Again. 'the neighbors will get a kick out of that one' Ichigo thought to himself. Tearing his eyes away from the message, Ichigo turned back to Chad and Orihime, "So, where's Ishida? I heard he was coming, too."

"Uryuu will come," Orihime said brightly. "Just wait a little while."

"Oh am I the last one to arrive?" a familiar voice asked rhetorically. The group spun around to find Uryuu, dressed in a strange white uniform. A bag was slung over his left shoulder. "I thought I told you, I can't forgive myself for losing to those Shinigami, so I had to train. And, since I said that, I won't stop until I've won. For that, I'll go anywhere."

Uryuu turned a smirk to Ichigo, "And I want you, Kurosaki, to see how strong I've become."

"Ishida," Ichigo began, eyes wide. "You…" Ichigo could feel the energy emanating from him. It seemed Ishada did grow strong.

And to top it all off Yourichi came on in and started talking. And then Ichigo started blubbering like an idiot and... yea moving on.

"Yep, Yep LOOKS LIKE WE ARE ALL HERE!" Urahara chimed in, walking up from behind them. His signature fan waving in delight. Before anyone could interrupt or ask anymore questions, Kisuke snapped his fan shut, "Now, come in and I'll explain to you guys how you're getting to Soul Society. You'll have to listen carefully, or else…you might die before you get there."

The place Urahara led them to was very familiar to Ichigo, as he had trained in it to not only achieve Shikai, but to get strong enough to fight the Shinigami in Soul Society as well. Ishida seemed unimpressed — Naruto, of course, having already seen it before — and Chad's eyes were covered, but Orihime looked thrilled.

"Awesome! I didn't know there was such a large place underground!" her head swiveled from side to side as she took in her surroundings. "It's like a cool, secret base!"

"Okay, everyone!" Urahara clapped his hands to get their attention. "We have a special guest who will come with us."

The group of teens paused and looked at Urahara like he was an idiot.

Yourichi, the cat, padded forward and stared at Urahara. "Kisuke... who did you ask?"

Urahara gave a dainty smile while saying joyfully, "Oh... someone you get along well with..."

Yourichi's cat eyes widened. "You don't mean-"

A new voice came out from the shadows. "Good morning to you too, Yourichi..."

The cat and the group of invaders, turned towards the new voice. Slowly, a man walked through the shrouds of darkness and into the light where everyone could see him. The man had spiky blonde hair with sharp blue eyes. Instead of a Hakama, he had navy blue baggy pants with numerous of pockets. He wore a black muscle shirt and a green vest around it. He had a Zanpaktou at his hip to the right. He smiled at them. "Yo brats. The names Naruto Uzumaki. I will be your tour guide at your stay at Soul Society. Please keep your limbs inside the vehicle at all times. Cause its gonna be a bumpy ride..."

Yourichi and even Urahara laughed at the introduction but the teens stared at him with confusion.

Ichigo turned to Urahara, "Hat n' clogs... is this guy... your friend?"

Urahara nodded ."Yea, don't worry, he's been to soul society before so you don't need to worry. He'll coordinate with you to do it."

Ichigo nodded slowly. Ichigo stared at the newcomer slowly. It seemd like he was strong and if Hat n'clogs trsuted him then it was alright with him. But Who was this guy? And how did he get a zanpaktou like Urahara?

Urahara mentally congratulated himself for doing this so smoothly. "ALRIGHTY THEN!" Urahara called out loudly. "LETS GET THIS SHOW ON!" Urahara smashed his cane down. Slowly, Four pillars formed from nothing, shaping into a square. A ripple of shock seemed to go through the four teens, but Naruto was unfazed. Kisuke continued, "This is Senkaimon, the gateway to the Soul Society. Listen carefully, and I'll teach you how to get there safely."

Lifting up his cane, he poked Ichigo in the head with its bottom end. Pulling smoothly away from his real body was Ichigo the Shinigami, completely unbothered by the transition. Chad caught the teen's living body by the arms, holding it up as Orihime and Uryuu prodded it experimentally.

"Would you stop poking me?" Ichigo yelled, glaring at them.

Naruto sighed at them. "OI BAKAS, we don't have much time so listen up."

The teens straightened up and turned to Urahara in attentiveness.

"Now that we've got that out of our systems," the hat-wearing blonde smiled. "This door is usually made by adding Reishihenkankon to the top of the Senkaimon, and then having Ketsugoufu cover it all up to make it stick together. Since Soul Society is the world of souls, you have to be a soul to go there. Separating each of you from your bodies would still leave you with a chain of fate, making it difficult for you to move, let alone go to Soul Society. As it is, the only two who can go as they are, are Naruto and Ichigo."

Kisuke held up a finger, "That's why we have Reishikanki, which changes the kishi that makes up living things into reishi, which is the main component in souls. This means that you guys can go to Soul Society in your original forms."

"Okay, got it," Ichigo headed for the gateway. "Let's get going."

Naruto grabbed him by the back of his collar, "Kid... don't make me put a leash on you. A rescue operation ain't something you wanna just bust the door open and hope they kindly tell you where the girl is. You need to plan. And besides Kisuke hasn't finished explaining the reishikanki."

"Yep," Kisuke said brightly. "Now is the important topic! You'll have no trouble going through this door. Reishikanki won't hurt a bit, and, as long as you keep going forward, you'll make it to Soul Society. The only problem you'll face is time. We can only hold this gate open for four minutes. Any longer, and you'll be trapped forever in the Dangai."

"Which means you guys have to be fast," Naruto chimed in. 'Or kami forbid I have to carry all of them...'

"Well said," Yoruichi remarked, colors beginning to swirl inside the square.

"When it's opened, run through," Kisuke said, eyes focused on his hands. A rush of excitement filled Naruto, all the way down to his bones. For the first time in nearly a hundred year, he'd get to see the home he once had.

As the gate flashed white, the group ran forward and vanished into it. As he stood, Kisuke reached out with a hand, touching the white swirl. A shock zapped his fingers, his face falling into a frown. Looking into the doorway, he whispered, "It's all up to you, now. Naruto... I hope you can break it."

When they came out the other side, a ghastly sight met their eyes, that of purple ooze and what seemed to be giant bones. Ichigo, Chad, Uryuu, and Orihime paused a moment to take in the grotesque structure around them, even as Naruto and Yoruichi moved to continue.

"Move!" Naruto called back to them, annoyance flitting through him and across his face. "Stop looking like idiots and zoning out! The walls will close in on you!"

And indeed, the walls were beginning to constrict around them. Startled, the rest of the group hurried onward running as fast as they could to catch up to the blonde far ahead of them. Behind them, the parts they'd passed through were collapsing. Uryuu was about to turn his head, but Naruto's voice snapped him back to the front, "Don't look back! We can't afford to be distracted now!"

A light, however, caught Uryuu's attention, "What…What is that?"

Yoruichi looked back, "Seimichio! It comes through here every seven days to clean up whatever gets caught! Damn! Why today?"

"It doesn't matter!" Naruto yelled over the roar of the beast chasing after them. "If we don't make it out of here, then it'll be a moot point, anyway! Hurry! We're almost there!" 'Dammit Urahara you just had to get one joke in huh.' Naruto thought as he remembered how he joked about running from the sweeper.

"It's right behind us!" Orihime shouted worriedly.

"Damn it!" Naruto swore quietly. 'I can't believe I have to do this.' Naruto's image flickered as suddenly the invaders were lifted of their feet and sent straight to the exit in less than 2 seconds.

And out the door they were as the all flew 10 feet in the air for a couple seconds. Which was kind of surprising as they were defying gravity. And then they came crashing down. As the dust settled and The group had reajusted themselves, Ichigo looked around and said out loud in a questioning tone or disbelief, "This is Soul Society?"

"This is Rukongai," Yoruichi explained. "It surrounds the Seireitei and is where the most souls live. Seireitei is where the Shinigami dwell. It comes to show that this isn't... one of the better places to be in" Ichigo looked around as he saw the dirty houses and streets.

"But there's no one here," Uryuu said doubtfully.

"Those who enter Soul Society without being guided there by a Shinigami are generally viewed as the source of all troubles," Yoruichi told him. "It's unsurprising that they're hiding from us. Now, before we go rushing into anything, we should probably—"

"Ah!" Ichigo pointed in front of them. "Those don't look any different from the streets we live on! That must be the — what did you call it? — where the Shinigami live!"

He ran towards the paved streets, unheeding of the fact that he might be in danger. Naruto palmed his face exasperatedly as Yoruichi yelled after him, "Idiot! You could get yourself killed!"

Ichigo stopped short, just barely avoiding being crushed as several thick and tall planks of wood fell from the sky, forming a sort of fence and gate and kicking up clouds of dust. As the dirt began to clear, Naruto set Ichigo down in front of the rest of the group, gaining wide eyed looks from several of them.

Ichigo blinked, 'I didn't even see him move'

Naruto glared at him. "What the hell did I tell you brat!"

Ichigo stood up and glared at him. "What! I need to get Rukia back-"

Naruto cut him off, "And rush in with out thinking. What happened if you got trapped? What happened if we lose the element of surprise. THEY DON'T KNOW WE ARE HERE! That means we can sneak in and get Rukia out without anyone getting hurt."

Ichigo let his face fall.

Naruto shook his head. "Alright... lets see..."

Naruto turned around and looked over at east side. "Hey yourichi... what do you think? Fireworks?"

The cat looked up at him and smiled, "Brilliant idea, naruto."

And there we go I will make more dramatic changes when I have a forged storyline for ya.