It had to happen, I mean, everyone finds its rest sometime, no? But this was just too soon, that spongy, creamy, beautiful and gorgeous thing was lying in front of me and I was too stupid to let it go.
How could this happen to me? I mean, come on! I've made mistakes in my life but why do I deserve this?
I can't believe it is gone, that delicious and beautiful little snack… I miss you already! You were the only one of your kind and now you're gone, I swear I'll never forget you, I remember when I got you in my hands not so long ago and now… You're gone, as if you had never existed.
I'm sorry if I menaced on changing you for a Snow Ball, you know I don't even like coconout, though not the taste, just the consistency, but oh my beloved, I miss you so much! I've said it so many times and I have to keep on saying it! I can't express how my loss hurts, really, I mean, I got you finally after so long and you left me… Please come back to me, I'll leave the Submarinos.
But you're gone, the Twinkie's gone… THE last Twinkie's gone from here… I'm alone.