I'm very sorry for the delays in requests (I think there's one that's one or two months overdue). Hopefully I can finish them before... the end of this year. -_-

This thing here? Just a feeble attempt to revive the onepieceyuri community. It's still dead. As is my inspiration to write something that's actually decent.

"Waaaait!" Sanji scrambled up to his feet and lunged for the door, only to have it slam against his face. He grunted and fell on his back, the sound of the lock clicking resonating through the air.

"Please, let me back in!" Sanji wailed, pounding his fists against the door. "I promise I'll stop smoking in bed!"

"You had your chance, Sanji-kun. Be a good boy and stay outside for the rest of the night." Nami called through the wood. There was a dull thump as a body fell on the mattress and the rustling of sheets. Sanji burst into tears when he heard Robin's soft chuckling and Nami's quiet moans.

"Locked out again?" Zoro asked, passing by. He raised an eyebrow at Sanji's half-naked state and paid no mind to the sounds coming from the girls' cabin.

"Shut up, marimo!" Sanji snapped. He resumed banging on the door. "Nami-san, Robin-chan! Give me another chance, please!"

"Do you have any idea how pathetic you look right now?" Zoro slowly shook his head. "You're like their personal bitch, or something."

"I'm nobody's bitch!" Sanji snarled. He directed his attention back to the door and began to howl. "Nami-saaaan, Robin-chaaaan!"

"I stand corrected." Zoro rolled his eyes.

The rest of the night slowly trickled by, Sanji curled up outside the girls' cabin and muffled noises of pleasure leaking out from the crack beneath the locked door.