Summary: Carmen Sandiego and Shego.

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Red watches Green. "Nice outfit."

Green watches Red. "Nice hat."

Statement of fact. "You sell yourself short."

Counter, "I think not."

A taunt, "Lackey."

Arrogant reply, "Semantics."

Throaty chuckle. "That a fact?"

Confidence, "My technique is superior."

Mockery. "To Drakken's."

Repartee "No, to yours."

Sultry. "Care for a challenge. Work for me."

"Care for a challenge…" Emerald shoe on the table. "Try these. Nine inch heel."

Crimson stilleto joins the other. "Ten inches."

Artificially affronted. "But they're not green."

A jet engine sounds and Red finishes her drink. "Later, Green."

A cell phone beeps and Green's hand moves. "Later, Red."