Submission for Beater1223's "Handle That Challenge"

Rules

-Must be a Jasper/Bella story

- Must be a five chapters or less, if you want to make it longer, talk to Beater1223

-Can NOT be All Human

-Has to be set after Edward leaves in New Moon

-Bella must have or receive a pet cat

-Jasper must say 'Well, I think we can handle that'

Disclaimer: I do no own any recognizable characters or anything else you might think of.

I was so damn tired of moping over Edward Fucking Cullen.

He left.

He didn't love me anymore.

Oh well, he could just fall off a cliff into the firing pits of hell for all I care. Just imaging it made me smile. I have come so far that I almost pat myself on the back.

Sense Jacob was being an ass wipe again, more like a Pooper-Scooper, I decide to go for a walk in the woods. Hell to the promises to Fuckward to be safe, I want to go for a walk. As I start trough the trees I get the creepy feeling of someone watching me. I stop when I heard a twig snap to my right, I look and I know better than to expect it to be just a animal out there, I know the horrors of the mythical world. I know that Victoria could out there, watching me, thinking of ways to kill me. Maybe if I tell her that I now hate Edward she will leave me alone, not a likely outcome but one can hope. OR, maybe she can change me and we can get revenge on Edward together! That would be excellent.

I see a blur of white and dark brown or black hair a few yards ahead of where I am standing at the moment. May not be Victoria but absolutely has to be another vampire, no one can move that fast. I start to walk forward and am suddenly standing in front of Laurent. Well shitmonkeys. I thought he was in Alaska and staying with the Denalis. His eyes are still red and he looks ready to eat me, I am Screwed.

"Bella..." He started in his creepy ass voice. "I did not expect you to be alone, most importantly in the woods. Weren't you like a... pet to the Cullens or something?"

"Yeah something like that, The Cullens decided that they were board with taking care of a human a few months ago," I hissed back at him, my irritation growing.

"Hmmm. Victoria is just starving for revenge on little Eddie, I wonder..."

"You wonder what?"

"I wonder if she would like a new companion, she may just may like having you, you would make the perfect one to help her revenge on Edward Cullen. As long as you don't mind having to kill him one day.."

My eyes got wide with excitement and I nodded my head vigorously, I could just imagine the possibilities... slowly ripping his body apart, starting with his head, putting that in a position where he can watch as I rip him limb from limb... maybe Victoria could hold his mouth open for me so I can tear all his teeth out... Laurent clapped his hands in front of my face getting my attention back to him.

"So what do you say?" He asked laughing.

"Of course! I would love to join forces with Victoria!" I answered immediately.

"Wonderful! Lets get started, I will start your change now and by the time we meet up with Victoria you should be through with your change."he was almost as excited as I was. He then lent forward to my neck and bit. He then picked me up and started to run.

Holy Shit! That hurts. But I didn't scream or make any sound. I don't know how long we were running because of all of the pain pulsing throughout my body. The pain started to slowly started to go away, starting at the tips of my finger and the ends of my toes. every little bit of pain that disappeared was like heaven on earth.

When I finally came around Laurent looked down and me and said, "Good afternoon Bella, Victoria just called me, she is absolutely delighted you are joining us and she has a surprise for you waiting at the house."

I smiled and asked if he could set me down and let me run.

"Well, not right now, I don't want you going and massacring a town. That would have the Volturi on us so fast that we wouldn't even be able to flee the country."

"Wow."

"Yeah. Victoria is VERY excited to see you and start planing the death of Edward Cullen. She has already drawn up some plans for you to look over, but she is open for ideas." He answered, "She also has someone very important that can help us, he is looking for his own revenge against the Cullens."

"I can't wait, I have some plans also but I would love to look at Victoria's ideas, maybe we can mix them together and create one master plan that Miss. I-Can-See-The-Future Alice wont even be able to pick up on."

About fifteen minutes after our conversation we reacted a cute little cottage in the middle of no where. Cute. When we went through the door, it was like an assassins personal heaven! Swords, guns, switch blades, a BAZUCA! Just imagine what I could do with all of these. Laurent finally put me down. Good I was starting to get annoyed.

"All are coated in venom making it possible to break vampire skin. It may not kill them but it will cause them enough pain to hurt, also making it easier to kill them. Personally the handguns are my favorite," said a voice behind me. I quickly turned and saw Victoria. My new favorite person in the whole entire world.

"That's amazing! I like the bazuca, can I use it on Edward!" I was almost jumping up and down at the idea.

"No, we shall be using that if the Volturi decide to come after us." She answered.

"Oh, I was looking forward to that. Now we need to collect all our thoughts on how we are going to get past little miss pixie Alice Cullen." I mussed.

"Well, I think we can handle that," a VERY familiar voice stated from behind us.

I looked over my shoulder then turned all the way around when I saw who it was. No way...

A/N: Any guesses on who it is? Gosh I am almost Jumping up and Down. I am have way to much fun with this! Bazucas Kick Ass! Got that from watching Kick Ass one to many times...

Bullet For My Valentine has VERY inspiring songs...

Next Chapter will be up tomorrow!