A/N: Story inspired by the song 'Cheater Cheater' by Joey and Rory! I love that song. This story is ShikaTema and a little ShikaIno. Ugh I hate ShikaIno couple.
Cheater Cheater
Temari's P.O.V.
I walked down the stairs and spotted the lazy ass on the couch. I walked over to him and poked his chest. "Wake up ! You have to go to work." He stirred and looked up at me with his dark-brown orbs. My chest fluttered. I can never get used to looking into his eyes.
"Okay I'm up." Shikamaru sat up and yawned as he stretched his arms. He was wearing a white button up shirt with a blue tie and black suit pants. "What a drag. My client is being taken to court for cheating on her husband. This is so troublesome." He rubbed the back of his head.
"Stupid white-trash hoe." I sat down beside him and put my arms around him. "You're one husband that won't be caught up in a girl like that, right sweetie?" He looked down at me and smiled.
"You know it." He gave me a quick peck on the lips and stood up. "I'm going to be late. I'll be home around noon." I waved him as he walked out the door.
"How did I get so lucky to have a husband as sweet as him?" I shrugged and walked back upstairs to take a shower.
After I showered I wrapped my robe around me and went to the bed to relax. I turned on the t.v. and opened the laptop. I went to my e-mail and noticed that Shikamaru hadn't logged out. I curiously scrolled through who he had been e-mailing and noticed a lot from Ino Yamanaka, the hoe he has to represent in court. I opened the latest one that she sent him.
Shika darling! Meet me at the restaurant around 8-ish tomorrow morning. We'll talk about the situation. See you then sweetie!
I looked at the e-mail with shock. That hoe, talking to my husband like that. I checked the date and it dated to yesterday. That means he's not in court he's at a restaurant with a hoe. I opened the one before it and read it. She just said stuff about the situation and calling him sweetie and darling. I gripped the laptop tightly in anger.
"That bitch!" I growled in fury.
"What bitch?" I looked up to see Shikamaru standing at the door way. I looked to the clock. It was about 10. I looked back at Shikamaru. He had a confused look on his face.
"No one." I muttered as I slammed the laptop shut. He walked over to me and sat down and slowly put a comforting arm around me. I looked away from him and glared at nothing in particular.
"What's going on sweetie?" I ignored him and continued to glare at nothing. I felt his hand under my chin as he turned my face to his. He looked deep into my eyes. "Temari." He said quietly. His breath tickled on my skin.
"What happened with your client?" I finally asked as I moved his hand from my chin. I turned my attention to the t.v. pretending to be watching it. Shikamaru sighed and I felt him shift to his back.
"It was such a drag. The guy didn't even show up, so we waiting for hours and finally gave up."
"Oh." That was all I could say. I felt his hands snake around my waist and pulled me down to him. He pulled me in tightly and laid his head on the crook of my neck. I sighed and closed my eyes. He's always cuddling with me whenever he gets home. I wonder if it's because he feels guilty. What am I saying? I don't even know if he is cheating.
You saw the e-mail.
I know Inner. I just don't know.
What if he is cheating?
I doubt it. He's too lazy to bother doing something so troublesome.
Whatever you want to believe.
Just leave me alone for now.
"Temari?" Shikamaru's soft voice broke me from my conversation with my Inner. I turned to look at him.
"Yes?" He moved a strand of hair from my face and put his hand on my cheek.
"What are you thinking about?" I closed my eyes and laid my head back on my pillow. Should I tell him my suspicions?
Carefully bring it up. See what he says.
For once you actually have good advice.
I always have good advice. I'm so amazing.
You're self-absorbed.
So are you.
No I'm not.
I'm you and you're saying I am so yes you are.
Whatever.
"I'm just upset. I kind of read your e-mail." He tensed up next to me and I sighed.
"Is that it? An e-mail?" I looked back at to him and he stared back at me emotionless. His expression was normal, not showing any sign of guilt.
"Just the ones from Ino Yamanaka." I furrowed my brows and stared at him. He laughed a little.
"And? We've been talking about her situation with the court and going over details of it to help get her out of it." He looked back at me and smiled. "You weren't thinking that I was cheating on you did you? I'd be too scared to. You'd kill me in an instant." He gave a little chuckle and squeezed me.
"Really?" I wasn't completely convinced and didn't hug him back.
"Of course Mari. I love you." He smiled at me lazily and kissed my lips softly. I pulled back and stared back into his eyes to see a hint of lying, but I didn't see any. I leaned in and kissed him back. I was finally convinced.
"I love you too." He held me tightly as he kissed my forehead. I laid there cuddled into his chest listening to his heartbeat. He breathed deeply and his chest rose and fell. I looked up and saw that his eyes were closed. Of course he's sleeping. Lazy ass. With that thought I closed my eyes and took a nap cuddling into his chest.
"Temari?" A voice whispered into my ear. I slowly opened my sleepy eyes.
"Mm?" I mumbled into my pillow. Then I woke up a little more and realized it wasn't a pillow, but Shikamaru's stomach. I looked up at him and he had a smile on his face.
"Can you get off me?" I smirked at him and pushed myself off of him. I glanced down and realized I was still in my robe.
"What time is it?" He turned to the clock then look back at me.
"Almost 12." I looked at him in shock and I felt my eyes bug out of my head.
"Damn it all I'm late and they are going to kill me. Why did I tell them I'll go with them?" I hurriedly ran around the room grabbing clothes, brushing my hair, more clothes, and running into the bathroom to change while mumbling to myself. "Tenten and Sakura will kill me for being late. I don't want to go shopping with them." I ran out of the bathroom and into Shikamaru, who caught me from falling on my ass.
"Where are you going?" He let go of me once I was steady.
"I have to go shopping with Sakura and Tenten." I rolled my eyes and gave him a quick kiss on the cheek. "Bye sweetie. I'll be back in a few hours." I ran out of the room while waving back at him. I was down the stairs and out of the house really fast. I sped down the highway to the mall to meet my horrible shopping doom.
A/N: So? First chapter done and next one coming soon. What do you think? Review please!