Runing the Gambit

by ClairWulf

It was New York durin springtime when Jubilee went downtown. She had gloves on that were yellow and palsticy. Jubilee was a total bitch, she was mean and thought she was better than everyone else and was a total bitch.

"Fuck yes, my life rules!" Jubilee siad, "I'm the best mutant ever. Fireworks are pretty."

She was loud and marching, people stared at her. She was bieng a total cunt and needed be tuagt a lesson. People around her started to come closer to her, carring shovels and touches.

"WE HATE YOU JUBILEE" They said, killing her.

Butt then, Gambit came and was tottally sexy. He threw cards at the mob and exploded them, like a chery bomb in a salsa jar.

"No one kills Jubilee but me!" He cried out, except not because he's too manly to cry. Gambet went to Jubilee's corpse and found it. She was dead, and Gambit was too late to kill.

"You fucks will pay for this. Marks my word!"

Gambit jumped and floew into the sky, because he had sex with Rogu and gained her ability to fly. He showered his cards onto the city, and they exploded like 9/11. Gambit was totally sexy as he landed upon a pile of coprses that grew to the size fo a mountain.

"Gambit You cannot kill! You are the best mutant." Said Professor X telepathey to Gambet.

"You bald fucker, I kill because they kill Jubillee. I Was to kill Jubillee."

"Oh."

Just then, the police came and they had tanks and jeeps and cops.

"You are to be killed Gambit, for killing those that have been killed. You are going to die Gambit, just wanted tyo to know that."

The cops fired their guns at Gambit, but bullets bounced off his super sexy. He threw cards at the cops and they ecpoloded. He then used this sthaff to kill more cops asnd he was flipping and dancing and killing and being super sexy and he killed all the cops without breaking sweet.

"Mon cherry, I will now kill New York, because I am sexy." Said Gambit.

He was flying and killing and shooting cards and explosuons when Gambit soaw mangito come and try to talk to him.

"Gambit, you kill a lot of people. You should be with me and we should kill all the fuckers who kill all the mutants because they need to be killed and they nbeed to be stopped by the mutants who have been killed by him."

No" Gambit said and killed him.

Gambit went to nevada where he was in the desert then he took his entire deck of cards wout and shot them at the desert and there was a big explosion that was made and Gambit stared at ti and was wowed by his opwn power. He took his big dick out and started to jerk it. His cumm shot out and put out the fire that the explosion caused, and he was called hero by everyone.

The rogue came and sucked him. He tried to ejacsulate safelyt into her muth, but the force of the cum made her head explode and she died.

"NO! I LOVE ROUGE!" Gambit wanted to cry, but coud not because he was so manly. He instead took Rogue corpse and shot it into space because he was stuper strong because he had sexy with Rogue just now. He then flew to the moon and punched it really hard and it cracked.

No one know where Gambit is now, but some say he is in Canadaa arm wersting polo bears and being suyper sexy. Other say he is still in America, killing those that piss him off, which is everyone. I say he is in my bed right not, being super sexy and buff and frnech.

THE END.