Naked Booth sure was Naked. (oh yeah he was.)

Naked Booth Loved being Naked (oh yeah he did.)

But there was one thing that Naked Booth loved other than being Naked (and other than Naked Naughty with Naked Bones, Naked Chocolate, and Naked Pudding) That would be Nakedroni and Cheese.

Naked Booth ate Nakedroni and cheese with EVERYTHING. Naked chowder, Naked Niblets, Naked Coffee with Naked Bones. Nakedroni and cheese went with EVERYTHING…(even Naked Naughty)

One day, Naked Booth got a call.

"Naked Booth here." Naked Booth said into his Naked phone. "We will be right there!" Naked Booth said. He turned to Naked Bones and grabbed her arm, pulling her along. "We must go! It is an emergency! There was a murder!"

"Why is it an emergency, Naked Booth? Naked dead people don't have tails."

"No, that's Naked beavers don't have Tails."

"Are you talking about my Naked Beaver again?" Naked Bones said.

"No." Naked Booth said. "Oh, that reminds me… did we put your Naked Beaver in his cage before we left this morning? You know how he likes to munch on the wood in my apartment."

"That's not all my Naked Beaver likes to munch on, Naked Booth!" (I think we got a little off track here… back to the story.)

"NAKED BONES! WE MUST GET TO THE CRIME SCENE!" Naked Booth exclaimed. And they ran off.

Naked Booth was appalled when they got to the crime scene.

"This is awful." Naked Booth said.

"I know." Naked Bones replied.

"This is just a tragedy." Naked Booth said.

"I know." Naked Bones replied.

"I mean, what a WASTE!" Naked Booth exclaimed.

"I know." Naked Bones replied.

"Is that all you can say, Naked Bones? HE FELL INTO A VAT OF NAKEDRONI AND CHEESE! AND DROWN!"

"I know." Naked Bones replied. "What a way to go."

"I know." Naked Booth replied. (Apparently, they were utterly speechless.

"What a waste." Naked Booth whispered.

"I know, he was young." Naked Bones replied.

"No, I mean the Nakedroni and cheese! What a waste! They're going to have to throw it all out now!"

"No they won't." Naked Bones said. "Do you know how many people die in Nakedroni and cheese related accidents EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY?" She screamed (she screams when she's excited, just ask Naked Booth.)

"No need to scream, Naked Bones!" Naked Booth exclaimed. Then he stopped. He looked around and found that they were alone. "Um… Naked Bones?"

"Yes, Naked Booth."

"There is a vat of Nakedroni and cheese over there too…"

"Yes?" (hint hint…)

"Are you thinking what I am thinking?"

"Most assuredly, Not." Naked Bones replied. (what, she's right…)

"Naked Naughty in the Nakedroni and cheese…" Naked Booth replied.

"It's risky." (and a bit risqué)

Naked Booth ran for the vat, followed by Naked Bones. Both did a perfect swan dive into it (When you have something like Naked Naughty driving you… talent just exudes from every orifice.)

They Naked Naughtied in the Nakedroni and cheese until the cheese around them coagulated. (What a picture…)

"Naked Bones?" Naked Booth said with a cheesy grin.

"Yes, Naked Booth?"

"You're too gouda for me." Naked Booth replied, before they dove under the Nakedroni and cheese for another round.

WILL NAKED BONES AND NAKED BOOTH EVER LEAVE THE NAKEDRONI AND CHEESE... WILL HE HAVE TO EAT HER OUT OF IT? DID THE BEAVER REALLY DEVOUR ALL OF NAKED BOOTH'S WOOD? ALL THIS AND MORE, ON THE NEXT NEWd ADVENTURE OF NAKED BOOTH!