I am SOOO sorry that I didn't update in ages! How long's it been, two months? My apologies, our Wi-Fi connection decided to stuff up, so I couldn't post anything.
Disclaimer: I am getting sick of coming up with these, I don't own Bleach.
Hitsugaya yelled out in horror. Hinamori groaned, covering her ears.
"Oww, don't yell so loud – H-H-Hitsugaya-kun! How did you get here?" Momo squeaked out.
"THAT'S NOT THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION RIGHT NOW!" Hitsugaya replied.
"Then what is? And stop yelling!"
"I CAN'T! WE'RE BOTH NAKED! HOW THE HELL DO YOU NOT EXPECT ME TO FREAK OUT?"
"…And? Look, we've seen each other naked before, remember? We grew up in Rukongai together"
'Yes, but that was before chibi here developed a crush on you, Hinamori' Hyōrinmaru smirked.
'SHUT UP, HYŌRINMARU! And it's different this time. She's…'
'Not flat?'
'What? Pervert!'
'You know you were thinking it. And besides, I was created from a part of your soul. Therefore, little one, you are also a pervert'
'Have you been drinking with Haineko and Katen Kyōkotsu again?'
'…Maybe'
"Look, baka, we're grown up now. We can't –" Tōshirō started, blushing.
"My eyes are up here, Shiro-chan" Hinamori giggled, unaware of her best friend's not-so-innocent thoughts.
Hitsugaya choked on air from Momo's last comment, face now completely red.
"Bath time!" Momo grabbed a bottle of body wash, scrubbing herself with it, then passing the bottle to Hitsugaya.
Tōshirō then decided that now was as good a time to get out of the bath as any, so he grabbed a towel, but Hinamori had other ideas.
"No, you smell like alcohol, get yourself clean!" Momo commanded.
"Bu-"
"Shiro-chan" Momo said in a very demanding tone.
"…..Fine" he caved.
'Goddamnit…'
Hitsugaya flash stepped to the 5th Division, figuring that Ichigo should know about his Lieutenant's whereabouts.
"Hey, Tōshirō! You wake up feeling like shit too?" Ichigo called out.
"That's Captain Hitsugaya to you, and yes, freaking horrible hangover. Matsumoto's as good as dead" Hitsugaya replied.
"Thought so. Have you seen Hinamori? She didn't come in today – what did you two do?" Ichigo smirked, seeing the red tinting Hitsugaya's cheeks.
"None of your business, Kurosaki!" Tōshirō glared.
"Oi, Ichigo, you seen Hinamori anywhere? I think she took my one of my Chappy plushies" Rukia walked in.
"That's what I was asking Tōshirō-"
"Captain Hitsugaya, Kurosaki!"
"- so where is she?" Ichigo asked.
"She's in my Division. She feel asleep after our bath-"
'…You do realize how wrong that sounded, right?'
'Obviously. Why else would I be all of a sudden silent, baka!'
'Behave, young one. You protect your girlfriend with me, remember'
'She's not my girlfriend!'
'Well Zangetsu and Sode no Shirayuki's wielders think you are, so you better correct them'
"I-It's not what it sounds like! We didn't…..-"
"You slept with her? You're like what, 13?" Ichigo said in disbelief.
"Idiot! I'm 108, and I did not sleep with her! I just woke up with her next to me in a bathtub!" Hitsugaya yelled back.
"The bathtub? Kinky, Captain Hitsugaya" Rukia grinned.
"Fuck off, Kuchiki! We didn't do anything!"
"How do you know that? Both of you were naked in the bathtub, I'm assuming" Rukia said.
"I don't remember anything like that. All I remember is drinking, faintly walking to my office with her, and then collapsing in the bathtub. Nothing else." Tōshirō
"…..Okay, then. As soon as you see her, call her back here. This paperwork needs doing"
"Now you're making Momo do paperwork? Don't be such a lazy-ass dicknut, Ichigo" Rukia scolded Ichigo.
"Shut up, midget" Ichigo replied.
"You wanna say that again, strawberry?" Rukia growled as a vein throbbed in her forehead.
Hitsugaya sighed and left the 5th Division. He heard the sound of a head colliding with the wall.
"Good, he's gone. Take it off"
"So demanding, Ichigo"
"Psh. Says the woman who made me buy her limited addition Chappy pajamas"
"You ripped my other ones!"
"They were in the way, Rukia!"
"So?"
Kiss.
Lick.
Moan.
Grab.
Slap.
"Not in your office, Ichigo"
"Naww-"
"Hinamori could come in"
"I'll tell her to leave if she does"
"Really? I thought that maybe we could invite her, hehe"
"I prefer black-haired girls with purple eyes. And Tōshirō would kill me anyway"
"He should get laid. He'd be soo much happier. And Rangiku-san would give me the money from our bet"
"You two made a bet?"
"Yep. I reckon that after the first date they'll get it on, she reckons after they officially become boyfriend and girlfriend."
"You've spent too much time around Rangiku-san. You're turning into a pervert"
"Says the man who turned from a prude to sex fiend in five months flat"
"Hey! I still am scared of Yoruichi-san and Rangiku-san flashing me!"
"You act as if that is something to be proud of. And I get it – you can't stand seeing a girl with boobs nearly as big as their head naked"
"And you call yourself a noble. Listen to you talk"
Punch.
"You tell Nii-sama, and I will freeze your balls off"
"Now why would I talk to Byakuya for any reason other than to arrange my death warrant?"
"True"
Momo had left the 10th Division an hour ago, leaving Hitsugaya to finish his (and Rangiku's) paperwork. Tōshirō leaned his head against the desk.
Matsumoto skipped into his office, chirping out a "Morning, Captain!" and running over to her office.
'What's up wih her? Normally she's too lazy to be up this time in the morning'
Hitsugaya shrugged it off, and returned to his paperwork.
That was, until his Lieutenant called out:
"So Captain, did you and Hinamori have fun last night? Hope you two enjoyed your sexy celebratory bath! Kira, Hisagi and I did it just for you two after we came in on you guys doing…stuff" Rangiku giggled.
Tōshirō face-vaulted.
'Screw the paperwork.'
And proceeded to bang his head against his desk repeatedly.
'Fuck my life. Fuck my life. Fuck my life. Fuck my life'
CHAPTER FIVE
A/N: IchiRuki is an obvious pairing in this fanfic now, ne? ;D
I was smiling at the HitsuHina bath scene the whole time I was writing it XD
And yes, the characters are OOC. In my opinion, HitsuHina is mainly composed of Angst (unfortunately). I'm not good on Angst.
As for IchiRuki, well, it's my fanfic.
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Preview for next chapter:
"The Hogyōku has a will of it's own, and if Aizen weakens, it will reject his power, and weaken him further"
The Gotei 13 discuss battle strategies with Urahara Kisuke and Shihōin Yoruichi.