Lol, Um... How to explain this.

Oh, Who am I kidding, there's nothing to explain I got bored, and have been into the "Im on a horse" Old Spice commericals, and its rather easy to make the parodies of it. I'll list on this one chapter all the parodies I have done so far, and if you like, you may request other character, kay?

Hetalia isnt mine. Neither is Old Spice. Which, by this point, if someone gave it to me, I'd use it. I don't mind smelling like a manly lady.

Skimx (from Deviantart) Helped me with the Germany one (Which is what started me on the rest. The Rest, I did on my own)

Rome:

Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he started using Old Spice you could try and pretend he is me. Look down, look back up, where are you? You're on a deserted island with a German, a Japanese, an Austrian, and the country your country could be like. What's in your hand? Look up, I have it, a guitar to play that one song you love about Heaven and Hell. Look again, the Guitar is now hundreds of sparkles, showing off my manly body along with a spotlight, illuminating those sparkles even further. Anything is possible when you are the Roman Empire and not some other country. I'm on a boat.

Germany:

Look at your man, now back to me, now back at ein man, now back to me. Sadly, he cannot slick his hair back like mine, but if he started using ein Old Spice, you could try and pretend he is me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in the country your country could be like. What's in your hand? I have it. It's an oyster with two wursts. Look again, it is now bondage movies. Anything is possible when you're Germany and not some other country. I'm in a tank.

Egypt:

… Man. Old Spice. Boat. Diamonds. Horse. Buy?

Tobais (An OC of the City of Fucking, Austria. )

Look at your man, now back at your man, now back to me. *pushes up his glasses* Sadly, yet understandably, he is not me, But perhaps if he started using old spice, You could try your hardest to pretend that he is me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're by that sign you'd like to steal with the man your man could be like. What's in your hand, back to me, I happen to have it- Sheet music to that song you love to listen to, look again, the sheet music is now a PIANO. Anything is possible when you're Fucking Austria. I'm playing Haydn.

Egypt again:

Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me. He isn't me, but perhaps if he bought this Old Spice, you could try and pretend he is me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're gazing up at the mysterious Pyramids with the man your man could be like. What's in your hand? Back to me, I have it- A pot you might be interested in buying. Look down, back up, the pot is still a pot, but at a lower price. Anything is possible when you are Egypt and not another country. I'm in the desert.

Korea:

Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me! Despite originating from me, He isn't me, but maybe if he started using Old Spice, you could pretend he's me! Look down, back up, Where are you? You're next to me, cause your breasts belong to Korea~! What's in your hand? Back to me, I have it- The anime I can draw so amazingly! Look again, the anime is now KIMCHI. Anything is possible when you originate from Korea and not some other place! Da-ze~!

Turkey:

Look at Greece. Now back at me, now back at Greece, now back at me. Sadly, he's nowhere near my league, but perhaps if he used Old Spice, you could pretend he was me. Look down, look up, where are you? The beautiful City of Constantinople. What's in your hand? Back to me, I have it- One of Greece's cats. You can have it. Look again, CONSTANTANTINOPLE IS NOW ISTANBUL. Anything is possible when you're Turkey and not that idiotic Greece. I'm wearing a mask.