I'm so happy at all the reviews that I've gotten for this story! It makes me so happy! XD And because I am too lazy to log in everyday, I'm gonna answer my reviews here. BTW: Thanks and Sponsors at the bottom.

DevilsNvrCry—That sounds like a good idea. Sure would be torturous for Seto. ^^
AtomBunny—That's right, only gonna get worse.
Emily Card—Well, that's true, but…well, we'll have to see.
Dee—Don't worry. Last chapter.
Mewsly—I almost forgot that. Oh, Seto's gonna be pissed.
Reizbar-Ookami—Yeah, I know it's mean but it's just too much fun! Besides, Seto was mean.
mednin—Thanks so much!
Makoto-Elena—Wow, that gives me mental images. The good kind. ^^ But that's a good idea. *hee hee*
MsKarlz4—So glad you liked it! And Lent is a Catholic holiday where you fast or give up something for 40 days until Easter.
ToodlesDoodles—Thanks! Glad you liked it. Yeah, Seto's suffering. Lol. That…sounds like an amazing idea. Cool!

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Sunday

"Seto?"

The brunette looked up from where he was typing on the bed to see Jou standing in the doorway of the bedroom looking as innocent as he could possibly be. "I thought you were sleeping in your own room," he said, arching an eyebrow as he absentmindedly closed his laptop.

"Well, I thought about it and…" Jou bit on his lower lip, something he did whenever he was nervous.

"Yes, puppy?" Seto asked.

Jou walked over to the bed, crawling slowly on it until he was hovering on his hands and knees over the lower half of the brunette's body. "I shouldn't have made ya give up coffee and I shouldn't be forbiddin' sex just 'cause ya called me a worthless mutt," he said, a light blush covering his face as he talked.

Seto gave a small smile, one hand coming up to gently caress the blonde's face. He smiled more when his puppy leaned into the touch with a smile of his own. "Anything else?" he prompted, moving his hand down to move along the younger's neck and throat.

Jou shivered slightly at the hand moving along the back of his neck, leaning close enough to feel the older's breath on his mouth. "I want you," he whispered before claiming Seto's mouth for his own.

Seto was a little surprised when Jou kissed him, but wasted no time at all in kissing back fervently. He quickly switched their positions, pinning the blonde to the bed. He pulled away from the kiss, admiring the slightly panting blonde beneath him. He grinned, slowly grinding their hips together and earning a slight gasp and a light moan in response. "Sounds like the puppy wants to play with his master," he teased, grinding their hips together again.

"Nn, Master," Jou whimpered when Seto leaned down to kiss along his jaw line.

The brunette grinned, one of his hands starting to slip under the blonde's jeans when something happened.

He woke up.

Seto slammed his hand down on the alarm clock that had interrupted his lovely dream, groaning as he forced himself out of bed for a cold shower. He leaned against the shower wall, letting the cold water wash over him. Finally starting to lose it, he slammed a fist against the wall.

"I can't even have fucking dream sex with him!" he yelled, glad the room was soundproof. He took a few deep breaths to try and calm himself. "Fine," he muttered, brushing his bangs out of his face. "If that's how he wants to play, I'll just make him want to have sex with me." His mind was already full of ideas before he knew it.

Monday

"So, how'd it go over the weekend?" Honda asked at lunch.

They'd all gotten together like they always did for lunch and were eager to hear how Yugi's idea went. "I think he was ready to rape me if he didn't get out of there," Jou laughed, resting his chin in his hand. "I don't think he'll be able to last much longer if I do any more to him."

"Let's count down everything you've done to him in the past week," Ootogi said.

"You gave up sex for Lent," Yugi said.

"You're sleeping in separate rooms during the weekend," Anzu added.

"Why's that again?" Yugi asked.

Jou swallowed the bit of sandwich he'd been chewing. "He wakes me up for school if I sleep in the same room during the week," he explained before taking another bite.

"You made out with him," Yami continued.

"You kicked him in the balls right after," Bakura added with a somewhat evil grin. "Nice job, by the way."

"And you dressed up like a slut and made cookies," Marik finished.

"Hey! I wasn't dressed as a slut!" Jou argued. He thought about it for a second. "Maybe a little, but still!"

"Calm down, retriever," Bakura said, ruffling the blonde's hair slightly. "We all know you'd make a pretty hot slut." At this Jou blushed, laughing along with everyone else.

"You guys do realize that since this morning, Kaiba hasn't taken his eyes off Jou for one second?" Honda asked. Everyone looked behind them to see Seto sitting alone at a table with his laptop and a cup of something hot and black, his eyes focused only on Jou.

"Hang on a second," Anzu said, trying to get a better look at the drink. "Is that coffee?"

"It better not be," Jou growled, getting up and going over to the brunette. He ignored Seto's stare and picked up the cup, taking a small sip. He grimaced, giving the cup back. "What is that?"

"Black tea, puppy," the brunette said smoothly. "Don't worry, I haven't had coffee since last Sunday." Besides, you hid the coffee pot.

"Just makin' sure," Jou muttered, stuffing his hands in his pockets as he headed back to his friends. He was the only one oblivious to Seto staring at his ass with a smile the whole time he walked.

Tuesday

"Still staring," Yugi noticed. They were waiting for class to start and were gathered near Ootogi's seat in the back of the classroom.

"Yeah, well, I gotta sit next to him during class, so he won't really have to stare," Jou said, shrugging. "Not sayin' he'll stop, though."

"I think we should have some fun with Kaiba," Marik said, looking at Bakura. The thief nodded with a grin.

"What do ya me—" Bakura cut him off by pressing their lips together in a kiss, forcing his tongue into the blonde's mouth almost immediately. After several seconds, he pulled away, licking his lips at the taste of the blonde.

"Well, that worked," Honda said, looking behind him. Seto was gone, his briefcase and laptop gone as well.

"You taste pretty good, retriever," Bakura said with a grin.

"I'm amazed ya did that," Jou mumbled, a light blush on his face. "What about Ryou?"

"He's at home," the thief replied, still grinning. "Sick."

"Sick as in sick sick or sick as in you fucked him so much he can't walk right?" Jou asked.

Bakura's grin seemed to grow even more. "What do you think?" he asked back.

Everyone groaned.

Wednesday

Jou frowned, glaring at the brunette from his seat in class. It was the last class of the day and in this one, Jou was sitting behind the brunette. Seto hadn't spoken to, looked at, or even touched him today and it was starting to piss him off. Growling softly, he scribbled something on a piece of paper, crumpled it up, and threw it at the back of the brunette's head.

Seto looked down when he felt something hit the back of his head, picking up the crumpled ball of paper at his feet. What the fuck is wrong with you? he read, a slight smirk growing on his face. You haven't talked, touched, or even looked at me today! What the fuck is going on? He took out a pen and wrote a quick note before tossing the paper back over his shoulders, landing neatly in front of Jou on the desk.

The blonde growled, throwing the note at his feet as soon as he read it, burying his head in his arms on the desk. The paper unfolded on the ground, revealing Seto's message.

Because I can.

Thursday

Seto kept to his plan, avoiding his puppy all day no matter what.

Jou growled when he realized the brunette was doing. He is so dead when I get my hands on him, he thought, still growling.

Friday

Seto drummed his fingers on his desk in his office, waiting for a certain blonde puppy to show up. "Mr. Kaiba, a Mr. Jounouchi is here to see you," his secretary buzzed through his phone. "Should I have security escort him out again?"

"No, let him in," the brunette said, leaning back in his hair with his hands folded in his lap.

"What the fuck, Kaiba?" Jou burst in the office, slamming the door shut behind him. A light blush was on his face and he stormed over to the desk, his hands clenched into fists at his sides. He hadn't changed out of his uniform either, Seto noticed.

"What seems to be the problem, Jou?" Seto asked calmly, crossing his legs and resting his hands on his knee.

"What the fuck is with this note?" Jou demanded, pulling a scrap of paper out of his jacket. He flattened it against his leg. "Pup, meet me at my office after school," he read, well, more like he growled. He threw the note in the trash, turning his glare back to the brunette. "What the fuck do you think I am? Some dog you can just expect to follow orders just like that?"

Seto just listened as he kept getting yelled at, nodding every so often. Just keep yelling, puppy, he thought. It wasn't me who forced you to come here. I just wrote you to come. You came of your own free will. "Puppy," he said, interrupting Jou mid-rant. "I didn't force you to come here. You came of your own free will. All I did was write."

Jou's mouth snapped closed, his blush growing to cover his cheeks and part of his neck when he realized that was true. "Why did you want me to come here?" he muttered, turning his eyes to the floor.

"I just wanted to make sure you were still sticking to your no sex until Easter," Seto said with a slight shrug of his shoulders.

"'Course I am!" Jou almost yelled, then his blush returned again. "I mean, as long as you're sticking to your no coffee."

Seto smirked. "Of course I am, puppy. Of course I am."

Jou gave a slight smirk back, his blush finally fading as he looked up at the slightly older. "Bet I can hold out longer than you," he bargained, crossing his arms.

Seto smirked back, uncrossing his legs and leaning forward over the desk with his chin in his hands. "Do you know?" he asked. "How about a little wager then, my dear Katsuya. If I break before you do, you can be on top." He held out his hand.

Jou grinned, taking Seto's hand in a firm shake. "Deal." He tried to pull away but Seto pulled on his hand, pulling him onto the desk.

"But I'm allowed to touch you, look at you, and speak to you during school however I deem fit," the brunette added with a grin, finally releasing the blonde's arm.

Jou gulped, knowing exactly what the brunette was capable when he set his mind to something.

Saturday (.*. means a small time skip)

Jou was lounging on the couch watching cartoons when he noticed Seto coming out of the kitchen, a glass of water in his hands. "What are you watching?" the brunette asked, raising an eyebrow at the colors dancing around the screen.

"Danny Phantom," the blonde replied, tearing his eyes away from the screen for a second. "You feelin' okay, Set?"

"Jou, have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?" Seto asked, moving around to stand in front of the other.

"Don't…think I have," the blonde said, looking a little confused.

Seto grinned, pulling his pockets inside out. "Would you like to?"

Jou's eyes widened when he realized what the line was, bringing his legs up to his chest. "S-Seto?" he stuttered nervously.

"Roses are red," Seto continued, starting another line, "widows wear black, what will it take to get you on your back?"

I wonder how many lines he'll use today, Jou thought, blushing slightly at the latest line.

.*.

"Congratulations!"

Jou looked up from his cartoons to see Seto leaning in the doorway, his arms crossed and a smirk on his face. "You have just been voted 'Most Beautiful Boy In This Room' and the grand prize is a night with me!"

"Keep dreaming," the blonde muttered, going back to the TV.

.*.

Jou looked up when he heard someone step closer. He'd been in the kitchen for the past half hour eating a sandwich. Seto leaned against the island he was eating on.

"Hi, I'm new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I've seen so far," he said, grinning. "Can you give me tour of your body?"

"Keep it up and you're sleeping alone during the week," Jou muttered. Though he would never admit it, he was enjoying Seto and his cheesy pick-up lines.

.*.

"Hi, are you legal?"

Jou just rolled his eyes.

.*.

"I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?"

That one made Jou grin, though he hid it welll.

.*.

"There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?"

Jou spit out the milk he was drinking, coughing slightly.

.*.

"Excuse me, I'm putting together a list of people with whom I want to have sex and I'll need the correct spelling of your name."

There better be only one name on that list, Jou thought.

.*.

"Do you know anything about real estate?"

Jou gasped when a hand cupped his crotch from behind.

"I was just wondering if you could tell me if this is a lot," Seto grinned before a hand came around and slapped him.

.*.

"Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?"

Jou blushed hard.

.*.

Jou slid into bed, breathing deeply as he closed his eyes. That was interesting, he thought, a smile working its way onto his face as his mind flashed back each and every line.

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That was fun. Anyway, loves to my readers because I got, like, 12 reviews on the last chapter and that usually never happens! I'm so happy, it makes me wanna write! ^^

Anyway, I don't think I used anyone's ideas in this one, but if I did, make sure to say so in a review and I'll fix it immediately.

The pick-up lines in this chapter are not mine (though they have been used on me by my boyfriend). But that was enjoyable making Seto say them. XD

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