Mortal Total Interviews
lilmac209 8/21 ch12
I caught my mistake it's Kung lao anyways I have
a question for him. Why did you use a bunny as a
fatality on Shalion Monks?
Shrull: hey no questions yet dum dum.
(Sorry)
Shrull: guys after this chapter is written the story will be closed for time the upcoming story The FanFic Showdown.
Scorpion: so this the last chapter?
Shrull: yep and I will try, what am I saying I will answer all questions.
(Now?)
Shrull: yeah
lilmac209 8/21 ch12
I caught my mistake it's Kung lao anyways I have
a question for him. Why did you use a bunny as a
fatality on Shalion Monks?
Kung lao: (in a nerds voice) bunnies are symbols of fwove and appreaciaton.
Shrull: hey nerd we are not on jimmy neutron.
Kung lao: ( brings out fan kit) we can start that now.
Shrull: fhwatever.
xXxXxChOcTaW-princessXxXxX 8/22 ch12
question for sub-zero-
Do you have another sibling other than noob?
Like a younger sister?
Sub zero: na only the most boring guy.
Noob saibot: yeah you.
Sub zero: you want some of this.
Shrull: stupid warrior and noob burp can you shut up.
Noob saibot: he called you a noob burp.
Sub zero: that makes you a stupid warrior.
Noob saibot: (shuts up)
kim 8/22 ch12
question for Scorpion- Have you ever considered
plastic surgery to cover up your flaming skull if
thats even possible?
Scorpion: WHAT THA F...
Shrull: next question!
8/23 ch1
I'd like to rephrase my question fo Sareena, how
do you feel about all thes bs pairings for Sub
Zero, like SZxkitana, or the godawful SZxMileena?
Sub Zero's still stands. Oh and Shao Kahn, do you
likw being a cheap idiot, Frost, have you
considered Scorpion as an ally, *nudge* *nudge*
y'know you both hate Sub Zero. Noob Saibot, do
you remember being Sub Zero, and Human
Smoke. You are amazing!
Shrull: I had to edit somethings in the question.
Sareena: (got a bucket and poured breakfast into it (the one she demised))
Shrull: ewww
Scorpion: dare time!
Sub zero: (asleep)
Scorpion: (pours bucket on sub zero)
Sub zero: (eyes open)
(Black out for 10 minutes)
-!-
(And we are on the air again)
Shrull: Wow it was a hurricane
Shrull: next
Shao kahn: I aint no idiot.
Sindel: shao kahn honey
Shao kahn: yes
Sindel: you are an idiot
Shao kahn: true
Shrull: next
Frost: yeah but he smells, and he's dead.
Shrull: guys let's not get too harsh...
Shang tsung: yeah I have an insult for quan chi.
Quan chi: what is it?
Shang tsung: your (beep).
(Whole stage gasps)
Shrull: what is it.
Goro: he said the f word
Shrull: what is it?
Sheeva: friendly
(Whole stage shrieks)
Shrull: woah!
Noob: I remember
kim 8/24 ch1
yeah question for mileena- in mk9 the challange
tower has a challange called i hate teddies its
when you give a teddy bear to scorpion and he
refuses, implieing that you have crush on him, so
is that true? Scorpion whats your thoughts on
this? c u :)
Scorpion: it stinks like sh...
Shrull: what is it with you and bad words jeezum!
mk legend 21 8/29 ch13
I have a question for liu kang and kitana. Have
you ever thought of geeting married
Liu kang and kitana: NO!
ice diamond 8/30 ch13
this is an awsome story you have here, and if your
still doing dares i dare scropion to sing as an
oprea singer lol, and i want to know why do
radien wears that fancy hat all the time, second
do you have any feelings for sareena sub-zero?
third what do you kombat fighters do in your
spare time except training an fighting, oh i forgot
scropion and sub-zero are my favorite people in
mortal kombat.
Scorpion: ( clears throat) oo...
Shrull: stop its already too horrible.
Raiden: I love my hat got. A problem with that. Rhymes baby.
Shrull: Cuckoo. Next
S and S: we are flattered.
Lin Kuei Student LK-520 8/30 ch1
This is a letter for Smoke:
Smoke, if you are still a human, why do you look
like a girl? Your hair is too long and your face is
toned like a girl's!
Also to Sub Zero and Scorpion:
Are you guys going to beat up Bi han? I mean for
one thing he did kill Scorpion, and then he left his
brother worrying about him!
And to Kobra (don't get excited just because you
finally received a message. I can bet that this
may be your last and only letter.):
Ken, why didn't you just stick to Street Fighter in
the first place?
Shrull: I have noticed.
Smoke: I am not a girl (starts crying like one)
Shrull: awww... NEXT
Scorpioin: I will make sure he knows what see the light means.
Sub zero : I will strangle him
Scorpion: I will kill him
Sub zero: I will make him cookies
Scorpion : and force it into his m... what the heck cookies?
Sub zero: a sign in my world.
Scorpion: blech
Ken/Kobra: its boring and too complex fight this fight that.
9/2 ch13
My question is for all the females
Kitana: if Mileena was your actual sister how
would you feel
Mileena: How do you react when you fight Shao
Kahn
Skarlet: Why do you always where the mask
Jade: when were you born
All: Does it hurt when a babality is preformd on
you
Kitana: I would run to the fountain scream like a mad man or mad woman then after that carry five goats abd stuff them in the toilet and sit on an old man. Then Head my bathroom and sing about the time I accidently used natures power in the wrong place.
(Every body stares at kitana)
Kitana: or just go krazy.
Mileena : I feel alive.
Shrull: hey I did not say next.
Mileena: so what
Shrull: next
Skarlet: Classified
Shrull: next
All: It does! Not.
Shrull: its jade you idiots
All: oh
Jade: I was born... I don't know.
Saurian Warrior 9/4 ch13
I have a question for Freddy Krueger. Do you like
the reboot, and if so, do you like how Jackie Earle
Hayley portrayed you?
This one if for reptile. Do you have feelings for
Khamelion.
This one is for Kratos. Who would win, You or the
entire MK cast, counting The Dc superheros, and
Freddy Krueger.
Freddy krueger: ha ha ha NO!
Kratos: at last one for me. They would I will be to busy wetting my pants.
(Scanning for other questions)
Neira 8/14 ch12
HEY i have a couple of questions for all the guys
from MK
you ever get tired of the mary-sues?
Its like they want to be the lost-wife or a super
power human-demon-angel who accidentally love
scorpion or any ninja guys...lol
about the other guys (like kabal, stryker
or another dude) Are they jelous of them? xD i
mean having an harem of mary-sues...
LOL Its like Scorpion have an harem of mary-sue
(you cheated on your wife). Same for Smoke and
for Sub-zero and also for Ermac D:
PS: i dont have any problem with an OC btw...but
the mary-sues from this fandom are HORRIBLE
All: totally
Shrull: next!
KJMusical 8/12 ch10
Lovin' the series! Here are my questions:
Everyone: When babalities are performed on you
all, how long do you stay as infants & how do you
change back? Same for fatalities or what?
Sub-Zero: If you caught fire or somehow heated
up, what would happen?
Scorpion: What are your thoughts on Justin
Bieber & Rebecca Black songs? Actually, everyone
can answer.
For Baraka and Mileena, I want to apologise to you
because I have plans to write a fan-fic about you
two. And you both fall in love. At least read it
when it comes out first before you both hunt me
down & kill me. Please!
And everyone, next time the host demands you
all to shut up, just yell "You shut up!" back
Goro: maximum is two days
Sub zero: I will lose my power.
Scorpion: really
Shrull: next
All : it stinks
Shrull: why
Shao kahn: least of all your problems small stuff
Shrull: hey I aint small
Shrull: next
Baraka: WHAT!
Mileena: YEA!
ROSE53289 8/12 ch10
I have a question,for Subby ^_^
Are you willing to have any children?
Oh and i am a big fan of yours ;)
Sub zero: that will be regretful
Kotonoha x Taisuke 8/12 ch10
I have a question for Mileena: Who do you
think would win in a fight? You or Edward Cullen?
(not a Twilight fan.)
Mileena: I will because I am specieal
Shao kahn: hurray
tarkatan 8/12 ch11
İ have a question for sub zero. İn mk2011, you
have both of your forms playable cybork and
human. Witch part of you is true.
Sub zero: duh me I am always true
tarkatan 8/12 ch8
for fanfic showdown, İ think god of war is
good. And İ have a question for shao kahn.
İsn't your hammer heavy for you to use? İ mean,
you can't moove fast if you have the hammer...
Shao kahn: in our universe gravity is science fiction.
Noob saibot: (floating) whoo hoo
Jacc crowchild 8/12 ch11
I have a question for Sareena, is you and Sub
Zero, the younger one, a pair or somethin? And
Sub Zero, how do you feel about Netherealm
Studios screwing you over in the next game.
Y'know the whole cyborg crap.
Sub zero: it stinks stinks STINKS with a capital S
Bo ra cho: ( farts)
Shrull: guys I think we have finished.
Kitana: really
Shrull: yeah
Sub zero: about king of pereverts
Shrull: the show has a rating.
Sub zero: oh... LET'S CELEBRATE!
Shrull: not yet just got a question
kikiyo hatake 8/12 ch9
I have two questions 4 Milena. Whats it like to
have Baraka`s teeth? and have you ever thought
that there might be people in the the mortal
combat world that would find you attractive?
Mileena: it feels nice and PAINFUL
LIKE...
Shrull: hey
Mileena: nobody finds moi attractive.
Baraka: I do
Question for Kenshi: have you ever
considered getting artificial laser
eyes like Kano has?
Kenshi: not unless I want to be ugly.
Shrull: guys let's CELEBRATE
(Mortal kombat theme songs)
Shrull: rap the ending yo
Shrull:
Yo listen to me the end is here
The questions have gone with a cheer
But now its time to rest I am thanking God
That I did not feel like I was writing cod
Subzero:
So this is to my brother and this to my king
I feel so good I could wear a bling
Scorpion:
Bling
Pathetic as it is I could still hold on before going loco before going wrong I know I am cool or hot as you would say
This show is so good I say hey
Shrull
Men I aint dribbling my words
I just feel so happy I am going through cords
All: we are not over yet see ya next time, word.
(Whole stage cheers)
Shao kahn: pathetic
Shrull: oh shut up
So guys I guess that's the end of MTI wait for season 2 coming out soon more funny more hillarious and cool. Sorry king of perverts but your profile name disturbed me.