Afterglow Conversations
- Wow. That was - amazing House.
- I know. Makes me wonder why we've waited 20 years.
- Because you're an idiot, clearly.
- A very HUGE and TALENTED idiot, as I seem to recall you moaning before.
- I didn't say that!
- The words 'well hung' were spoken, I'm sure.
- Yes, while you were having sex with your ego.
- You must admit that for a drug addict, fifty years old boozer with a bum leg that was quite a show.
- Seriously House? You're looking for some post-coital ego stroking?
- Not the stroking I'm looking for but...why not? I complimented the shape of your boobs!
- That's because you always do that. And because they're faboosh.
- Who's being selfish now?
- Fine. Thank you, House, for giving me the most mindblowing, amazing orgasm of my life and thank you for not lasting two minutes.
- Ah, I wish you'd tried me in my best years! That was something. Oh, wait. You tried that - in fact, you've jerked off to that memory every morning.
- I believe that was you.
- Oh. Right. Wanna get dressed and go to work?
- Nope.
- That was a trick question. How do you plan to tell everyone at the hospital?
- I don't think we have to tell them -
- Oh sneaking around! I like that! Will we use code names for booty calls? I will ''sign all of your paperwork" and you'll "get my ass to the clinic".
- Shut up House. And no sex at the hospital. But why make an announcement? It's none of their business. We're not some prestigious couple who needs to make a press release when they get together.
- Well, you're The Queen Bee of the Hospital and I'm the Evil Master of Terror. When Higher Powers join forces the little people have the right to know!
- I'm sure Dark Times are looming above them, Evil Master.
- Exactly!
- Then I'll have to immolate myself to protect my people.
- Mh, and how exactly are you planning to do that?
- I'll let you ravish me to save them. It's a sacrifice, I know. Poor me.
- Poor you indeed.
She giggled when he bit her, jokingly, on the shoulder. The game was on.