Summary: Kaiba after hearing some conveniently placed information, decides to strike a deal with a certain blonde puppy. But will their "deal" end up changing them both? Idea derived from RENT. SxJ puppyshipping, sexual content, yaoi, and possible lemon in later chapters. NO LIKE NO READ!

Author's Note: I haven't gotten on fanfiction for a long time, mostly due to what I believe to be poor writing, and i'd long ago given up reviews when most of those i'd reviewed gotten offended. But lately i'd grown to PASSIONATELY HATE...: Stephanie Meyer. Yes, I hate Twilight, I believe it will be the downfall of the already "soaring" literacy levels of the youth of America's population. But, I won't complain, due to this I was driven back to the site for comfort in search of one artist that could stir my creative energies once more and I have found in the midst of the destruction the one who is responsible for my triumphant return: Innocent Star Gazer. I would like to personally thank her for bringing me back to reality. Out of all this turmoil I was able to produce this work of art for your personaly enjoyment. Oh, and while we are on the subject, I do not own YuGiOh!

1,000 Kisses

Chapter One: Man With A Plan

Joey arched his back and moaned deeply as Seto trailed kisses along his jaw line and down his neck. Their naked torso's created friction colliding together as Seto ground his clothed erection into Joey's awaiting waistline recieving a short gasp from his lover. Smiling into his collarbone Seto licked and nipped his way down Joey's chest which earned him many pleasant sounds from his partner.

"Seto, don't stop!" Cried the blonde as Seto gave his attentions to the younger man's nipples. Joey clung to Seto's shoulder running his hands through his lover's tousled auburn locks as he thrust his hips up into the air in a desperate plea for attention from the affectionate CEO. Panting heavily Seto lowered his hand stretching the waistband of Joey's jeans, as Joe groaned in agitated response.

"Yes, please. Fuck me Seto! Fuck me hard!" Joey shouted in that guttural brooklyn accent that Seto loved, making Seto's breath catch in his throat. Crushing his lips against the blonde in a passionate kiss he pumped the blonde's raging erection. Closed in the hot cavern of the CEO's palm Joey moaned into the ferocious kiss he was experiencing. Twisting and groaning against Seto as he worked his cock into submission made Seto's heart burn up with desire.

"Joey," moaned the CEO inches from the blonde's flushed face, "I love yo-"

"SETO!" Screeched a high pitched voice as the young millionaire was beaten with a stiff throw pillow. Jerking from his sleep Seto saw his younger brother Mokuba red handed with an embroidered pillow in his grasp. Wide-eyed in a pair of deep blue pajama pants, Seto couldn't stay angry.

"Mokuba, why?" Seto asked as he looked at the clock, still in the single digits.

"You were doing it again." Mokuba stated simply, gesturing with the pillow. Biting his lip and looking towards the carpet submissively he uttered. "I thought Dr. Yoichi gave you those pills to help...?"

"He did. I just-" sighing, he looked apologetically towards his younger sibling, the only one who ever recieved an apologetic...well, anything from Seto. "Don't worry about it Mokuba, I'll get it under control somehow." Seto said reassuringly to Mokuba with a gesture to exit his room. With a worried sideways glance his brother wordlessly exited. Throwing his body back against the pillows Seto sighed in frustration. Lately, he'd been having these vivid...wet dreams the subject of which worried him deeply. Having wet dreams about someone you were supposed to detest is not something to be proud of. Seto knew however, he'd never really hated the blonde. He treated everyone like trash, the only difference is the way the blonde treated the situation. When he insulted anyone, mostly they'd shrug off the incident as nothing. Every time Seto irritated the blonde however, Joey never failed to create a scene from shouting profanities at public places to shoving him into school lockers.

Such brash actions and blatant retaliation made Seto want him, that passion, that rage as reluctant as he was to admit it made Seto go crazy. He wanted someone that abrasive not only in bed but with him but WITH him. Someone he could be proud of, that's what he wanted. Seto's pride never failed him however, and every occasion warranted for him to speak his mind he always turned into an opportunity for an open brawl which usually warranted him some initial secret satisfaction.

Rising from his bed a disgruntled Seto strode into the bathroom adjacent to his bedroom. Opening a cabinet beside his bathroom mirror he grasped a small prescription bottle of sleeping pills. Twisting off the cap he shook two into his palm. He gazed at the pills and coming to his decision he threw them into his mouth and swallowed hard. Placing the bottle back into his cabinet he returned to bed.

Laying in the dark he seemed dreadfully lonely, mostly because the thought of his large bed was so empty. The pills helped somewhat with his ability to fall asleep and subdued the sleep talking, but the dreams he knew would never go away until he got what he wanted. Being Seto Kaiba, usually whatever he wanted, was never a problem until now. Slowly a smile spread across his face and shooting straight up in his bed he knew what he had to do, all he needed was the opportunity.

Shortly afterward, the opportunity presented itself. Seeing his chance Seto decided to apply himself to actually work for something more satisfying then the blonde's outrageous temper. Driving to school one Wednesday morning he noticed a commotion at the school's parking lot where a police car was parked. Outside there was an officer, one that Seto himself had been well acquainted with. After all, the police routinely escorted him to major events he had attended such as donation dinners, and new releases of KaibaCo. products to ensure the young CEO's safety from rabid fangirls. The man was an American named Martin. Curious, Seto parked nearby and got out of his sedan that he normally drove to school. His limousine attracted too much attention, normally from those he wasn't interested in. Swiftly making his way towards the officer's car the, Martin turned and smiled.

"Ah, Seto Kaiba! How nice to see you again!" The young officer said. Contrary to what many may believe Seto wasn't as harsh to his employees as many would think, just the main share holders and business associates- they were the sharks that had been circling his company like vultures ready for their next meal. Yet, to his employees under him and to the common working class he had associations with he was rather pleasant.

"Good morning officer! Is there something going on?" Seto inquired looking around the campus for some sort of commotion.

"Oh, no. Some rather bad news for an unfortunate student i'm afraid. But nothing disastrous no!" The officer said seriously, leaning in he said imploringly. "You don't happen to know a student by the name of Joseph Wheeler, do you?"

Shocked, the only thing he could think of is what the blonde teen must have done to get picked up by the cops, the guy was rough around the edges, but never had Seto thought he was a criminal. "Yes, I do actually. Did he do something wrong?" Seto asked questioningly.

The officer shifted uncomfortably and straightened up. "I'm actually not supposed to tell anyone of this information except for the student..."

Seto, depressingly sighed, and looked down. "But, since you know him..." Seto looked up hopefully. Officer Martin continued, "his father is a bit of a drunk. Well, he's been arrested for manslaughter. He beat a man to death last night at the corner of fourth street last night there were a street full of witnesses. It looks bad for him, he's looking at a couple of years...I'm here to take Joey and put him into the state's care. He'll have to go into foster care until he comes of age."

Seto's heart dropped like a stone, foster care could take him anywhere- even out of Domino. This was the worst thing that could possibly happen...unless. And of course Seto had a plan.

"Is there anyway, you can postpone taking him into foster care?" Seto asked imploringly to the officer.

"Unfortunately I can't, they're expecting me down at the permanent residence for institutionalized teenagers. I have to bring Joey unless he has a permanent residence with an able care provider." The officer said regretfully.

"Phone in, see if you can't at least give a leniency for tonight, I know somewhere he can stay maybe not permanently but...at least for a few days." Seto said, grasping the young man's shoulders. The officer looked shaken, but radioed in with Seto's word, and with a generous bribe/"donation" the deal was struck.

"I still have to inform him of his father's arrest though!" the officer said objectively, "and to inform him he has a week to find a permanent residence or he'll be forced into foster care. He should be lucky he has a friend like you." Officer Martin said brightly. Seto just gave his signature smirk as he strode proudly into the school.

END OF CHAPTER ONE

So, what did you think? Reviews PLEASE! Tell me your ideas on how I should work out the plot line, whatever you like! I appreciate all feedback! Chapter two should be up in a week or so.