prom night Chapter 2: TEXT 2, a percy jackson and the olympians fanfic

TO: Thalia
FROM: Annabeth
SUBJECT: ?

THALIA, FOR THE FIFTH TIME, I AM NOT GOING TO PROM!

P.S. And who the heck is Percy? That is such a pansy name, btw. Is he gay, or something? DID YOU SET ME UP WITH A GAY GUY?

AGAIN?

WHAT THE HELL, THALIA!

TO: Annabeth
FROM: Thalia
SUBJECT: :'(

DUDE. PLEASE. Come on, it's PROM. You don't remember what mark you got for a chem test in thirty years!
You remember your PROM. They're your Golden Highschool memories, Annabeth!

AND GET OVER THAT! I didn't know he swung that way when I introduced you guys. Blame yourself for making him run off with that Italian guy (who I admit, was pretty hot. No offense, Annabeth. You're gorgeous, but c'mon, the guy was ITALIAN. International hotties beats American cuties any day. Sorry. It's true).

P.S. Percy is my cousin from New York who just moved here, but since it's pretty much the end of the year, he doesn't have to go to our school yet. And yeah, his name is pretty fruity, but he is NOT fruity. I assure you that much.

AND SERIOUSLY, GET OVER THAT! IT WAS ONE MISTAKE! Freakin' nit picker. D:

TO: Thalia
FROM: Annabeth
SUBJECT: (No Subject)

I WILL NEVER GET OVER THAT!

Oh. And Thalia? I have Photographic Memory, in case you forgot. I CAN'T forget ANYTHING.
So, while you forgot about seeing our fifth grade teacher in a speedo at the public pool last summer, I can still remember it as it haunts me in my sleep.

And no, I'm still not going with this Percy character. I mean, if you can easily convince to go with some girl he's never met...that means a lot of things. A lot of BAD things.

But seriously, Percy? How is he not gay?

TO: Annabeth
FROM: Thalia
SUBJECT: (No Subject)

Hey. Stop saying that about my cousin's name. Only I do that.

JK. Feel free to do that. It's just Percy. xD

AND OH EW! Thanks for the re-telling of that memory, dear. I REALLY needed that.
And you clearly hadn't met Percy. It took me all the money in my wallet and a promise to take him to Six Flags.

Plus, showing him a photo of you helped alot. ;)

TO: Annabeth
FROM: Thalia
SUBJECT: (No Subject)

Annabeth, you there?

TO: Annabeth
FROM: Thalia
SUBJECT: (No Subject)

Helloooooooo! Woman, are you ignoring me?

PR0M N1GHT
...by nameless imperfections.

:) ;P :D :O :S :# :$ :D

Welcome to Facebook!

Annabeth Chase is going to Prom with Percy Jackson.
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COMMENT(S) (3):

Annabeth Chase why did you hack me, Thalia?

Thalia Grace haha, you didn't say you weren't going! And this is payback for not answering my texts, woman. ^^

Percy Jackson ...so we're going together? Really confused guy here, guys. Need answers.

ii.

TO: Annabeth
FROM: Thalia
SUBJECT: :O

Duuude. I can't see you. Where are you? You're at prom, RIGHT?

TO: Thalia
FROM: Annabeth
SUBJECT: (No Subject)

No. I'm at home. Why?

TO: Annabeth
FROM: Thalia
SUBJECT: OH MY GOD!

PROM IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW! HOLY SHIT, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

TO: Thalia
FROM: Annabeth
SUBJECT: (No Subject)

I'm aware. And nothing's wrong with me, thanks very much. :)

TO: Annabeth
FROM: Thalia
SUBJECT: OH MY GOD!

IF YOU ARE NOT AT PROM IN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES, ANNABETH, I WILL MURDER YOU THE SECOND YOU FALL ALSEEP TONIGHT.
You know HOW? I will slowly cut pieces of your body part. Including your precious blond hair.

GET TO PROM, BIATCH!

TO: Thalia
FROM: Annabeth
SUBJECT: (No Subject)

Gee, thanks Freddie Cougar. I LOVE being called a female dog. It's a wonderful thing.

TO: Annabeth
FROM: Thalia
SUBJECT: (No Subject)

Annabeth, it's Luke. Look, Thalia is having a horrible time over the fact that you aren't here. Please, please come to prom.
Please? Do it for me.

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TO: Thalia
FROM: Annabeth
SUBJECT: (No Subject)

Go to hell, you son-of-a-whore. Seriously. Just go. GOD.

iii.

TO: Annabeth
FROM: 555-003-009
SUBJECT: Hey, about prom.

Look, I know you must be thinking, 'oh my gosh, are my friends seriously trying to hook me up with some random guy?' But hey, I felt that too...except, you know, I replaced the 'guy' part with 'girl'. And... Look, that's not important. I guess, it is, but...I'm blabbering.

Sorry. I don't do well with girls. 'Cept for Thalia, but she's not really a girl to me. She's Thalia.

Anyway, if you don't want to come to prom...it's cool. I was just hoping I'd make a new friend or something is all. So let's not go to Prom. Instead, how about opening that front door of yours so you can meet 'Mr. Pansy'?

TO: 555-003-009
FROM: Annabeth
SUBJECT: (No Subject)

Are you the one knocking?

TO: Annabeth
FROM: 555-003-009
SUBJECT: (No Subject)

Yeah, ha-ha.

TO: 555-003-009
FROM: Annabeth
SUBJECT: (No Subject)

Okay. As long as Thalia isn't with you. If she is, I'm opening the door with a bat in my hand.

...if you get hit, sorry. It's called self-defence against Freddie Cougar (Thalia).

TO: Annabeth
FROM: 555-003-009
SUBJECT: (No Subject)

Ha-ha, you're pretty funny you know that?

a few days AFTER PROM.

TO: Annabeth
FROM: Thalia
SUBJECT: DUDE

I'VE BEEN TEXTING YOU SINCE PROM WAS OVER, (WHICH IS A WHILE!) WHERE THE HECK HAVE YOU BEEN?

TO: Thalia
FROM: Annabeth
SUBJECT: (No Subject)

With Percy. He's pretty okay. I kinda like him, actually.

TO: Annabeth
FROM: Thalia
SUBJECT: oh la, la.

AWWWW! I'm no longer going to kill you. You can stop sleeping with a bat, btw. :3

TO: Thalia
FROM: Annabeth
SUBJECT: (No Subject)

WTH? ...how do you know that?

TO: Annabeth
FROM: Thalia
SUBJECT: (No Subject)

Don't sweat the details, Darling, it's not good for your stomach. :)

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Annabeth Chase is in a relationship.
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Annabeth Chase PERCY! GOD, what is WRONG with you people and hacking me? Is it a family thing?

Percy Jackson ...hey, it's true this time.

Annabeth Chase :/

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