I guess alot of people wanted me to write this story! Enjoy, Melody's rules aren't coming up until the next chapter, but this chapter is funny too.

Welcome to Camp Competitive With a Side of Rules

"Alvin!" Melody yelled. "You couldn't pack any slower, could you?"

"Don't rush me!" Alvin yelled back.

"Come on grandpa!"

"Don't call me grandpa!"

"Then hurry up, geez, you make pokey little puppy look like he's never late."

"Shut up!"

"It's true. Simon, how are you coming along?" Simon shut his suitcase and zipped it up.

"I'm done Melody. Isn't this exciting? The Chipettes, Trever, and all of us going to Camp for two weeks, I mean, do the math you get half of the month."

"Yeah I know." Melody replied smiling at her younger brother Simon. "I can't wait because this year I'm going to be a counselor. It's my first year but I'm not worried because Trever is going to be one too and it's his first year too." Melody then looked over at Theodore who was really close to being done. "How's it going Theo?"

"Oh fine just fine." Theodore replied. Melody turned back to Alvin who was still nowhere close to being half way done.

"You do realize that we are leaving for camp this afternoon, Alvin? Dave told us to be ready by 1 and its 12:30."

"Stop rushing me!" Alvin shouted.

"Geez Al I'm trying to help you, unless of course you want Dave to yell at you for not being ready."

"Well if you were helping me you would be helping me pack. So how about you help me pack."

"You know Alvin, I'm not your maid."

"Then you're not helping me."

"Yes I am."

"No you're not."

"Yes, because I'm helping you by telling you to get yourself in gear so Dave won't yell at you."

"That's not helping."

"Yes it is."

"No its not."

"Yes it is."

"Could you two stop fighting?" Simon shouted making the room silent. After a few short seconds Simon's tone changed from extremely pissed to a ROFL tone. "Geez, you two just love to bicker."

"Sure do." Melody and Alvin responded cheerfully.

"Done." Theodore said zipping up his suitcase. "I'll help you Alvin."

"You see this, Melody?" Alvin said with a voice of a smart aleck. "This is helping." Melody smirked. She knew how to play this game with Alvin she responded back like a smart aleck saying,

"Nope, I don't really see a difference in how Theo was helping compared to how I was helping." Alvin glared at Melody and Melody glared back, Simon did a face palm (If you don't know what that is, it means hitting yourself in the face with the palm of your hand, people usually do it when they're stressed, tired, or annoyed in Simon's state it was probably annoyed) while Theodore continued packing Alvin's suitcase.

Five minutes before everyone was supposed to leave, Alvin's suitcase was eventually packed.

"Come on, kids!" Dave yelled at the bottom of the staircase. "We still have to pick Trever and the Chipettes up." The first one down the stairs was Melody; she walked downstairs with her heavy suitcase and pulled it to the trunk. She then threw it in the trunk. Simon came walking down the stairs with his suitcase, which was a lot lighter than Melody's but still it was heavy. As Simon put his suitcase in the trunk, Theodore came whipping down the stairs with his suitcase. After Theodore put his suitcase in the trunk, Dave called, "Alvin, Alvin it's time to leave." There was no response. "ALVIN!" Then Alvin slid down the stairs on the stair's railing while holding his suitcase. When Alvin hit the bottom, Dave looked cross. When Alvin finally loaded his suitcase in the trunk everyone got into the car. Alvin beat Melody to sit shotgun, Melody glared at Alvin while Alvin smiled rudely. Oh yeah I forgot to mention that they weren't taking Dave's car. Dave's car happens to be at the mechanics so Dave is barrowing his friend's huge van.

Dave drove as little as 2 meters to the Chipette's house. Everyone could hear Miss Miller yell,

"Girls, I hope you brought underwear!"

"Oh geez, we did Miss Miller." Came a response that sounded like the voice of Brittany. Melody could not help but laugh in her head because she knew this was too damn funny. Soon Brittany, Jeanette, and Eleanor came outside with their suitcases and of course the boys got out of the car to help them load the suitcases into the trunk, especially Brittany.

"I don't want to break a nail, Alvin." Brittany complained as Alvin loaded her suitcase into the trunk.

"Come on Brittany." When everyone loaded up, Eleanor took a seat next to Theodore, Jeanette joined Simon in the back of the van while Brittany sat next to Melody on the right, behind Alvin.

"Alright one more person to pick up." Melody said as Dave pulled into Trever's driveway. Trever was walking out of the house with his suitcase so Melody got out of the car, ran to Trever, and gave him a hug. He then smiled and put his stuff in the trunk. He took the last empty seat in the van which was to Melody's left.

While finally on the open road, Alvin cranked up some tunes which everyone danced to, well at least tried to dance to I mean you can't dance in car with your seatbelt on. Or can you? While in the back seat, Simon and Jeanette were having a conversation.

"So Simon," Jeanette began. "What's the first thing you're going to do when you get to camp?"

"I don't really know. Maybe do some research on types of leaves from trees."

"May I join you?"

"Sure." In the two seats in front of them Eleanor and Theodore were talking about camp too.

"Eleanor, I can't wait. I wonder what types of food they'll have this year?"

"Yeah." Responded Eleanor. "I really enjoy the food there." Now in the three seats in front of Eleanor and Theodore, (DANG BIG BUTT VAN AM I RIGHT!) Melody and Trever were whispering. Brittany and Alvin were having a bit of an argument so loud that they could hear each other but so soft Dave couldn't hear.

"Alvin," Brittany began. "You know that the girls are going to kick your butt in the talent show and the camp games."

"Please." Alvin responded. "More like the boys are going to be kicking yours."

"Hey kids." Dave said interrupting everyone's discussion. "We're here." I NEED OCS WHO WOULD LIKE TO BE A CAMPER IN THIS STORY! I'M ONLY TAKING TWO BOY OCS AND TWO GIRL OCS TO BE IN THE CHIPMUNKS AND CHIPETTES CABIN AND THE REST WILL BE COUNSELRS AND CAMPERS. IF YOU WANT YOUR OC TO BE A COUNSLER WRITE COUNSLER UNDER YOUR OCS DESCRIPTION! GOOD LUCK!

Well I don't really have much to tell you except this is going to be based a little bit off of my experience at camp but not exactly, I'm tweeking it to make it funny. REVEIW it's what keeps my stories alive.