hey guys its me,Itachi's demon,icha. i wont make a summery until i finish 'cause im not sure where this story will go but its opening is completely different from other storys like this. i make storys different from other people in the way i hate weakness in the way of uncontrolled emotions, example; naruto crying during telling someone he has kyuubi, i mean come on he's supposed to be a ninja controll your damn emotions! not to say people wont cry over big things but little things like telling someone you have a demon in you is not that bad, hell i would say it with pride "hello weak mortal i am the kyuubi bow before my greatness bwahahahaha!" and i think way more comicaly then other people so expect random sillyness. also i hate the naruto series and i must say kishimoto-baka you dun goofed up! naruto had so much potential and you threw it away to make him a happy go lucky idoit with a ramen addiction not to say ramen is bad i myself have a addiction to ramen but only eating ramen is ridiculous! okay enough ranting i can rant on other chapters. now on with the story!

"blah" normal speak

"blah" thoughts

"blabbers" demon/summon/pissed off jinchuuriki speak

"blabbers" demon thoughts

disclaimer: i own nothing!

/Chapter 1:O RLY?\\

Naruto was sitting outside of the Hokages office waiting because apparentaly the sandaime was in an important meeting. the six-year-old was messing with a deck of cards he found. he wanted to play a few games of cards with the Sandaime Hokage,Sarutobi Hiruzen. Naruto decided to eavesdrop on the meeting to pass the time 'cause kami knows cards aren't fun alone.

"no we shant let the demon have nary a chance to escape,what art thou an idiot?" a voice sounding like a old man but not like sarutobi's shouted.

"If Naruto could hold kyuubi in up til now what makes you think a change of scenery will do anything?" the voice of the sandaime asked.

"someone might break the seal and unleash kyuubi upon us once more!" an elderly womans voice shouted.

"then it will be a secret, no one can identify him unless they are from the village." said sarutobi getting annoyed.

"another village might identify him by his whiskers. everyone knows the kyuubi's jinchuuriki gets whiskers" said the old woman.

"we shall send out ninja to gaurd him." said the old man.

"no i know the council will send out ninja to kill him rather than gaurd him. fine he will stay here." sarutobi said, giving up and mumbling something about basterd teammates.

Naruto upon hearing this was in deep thought "so thats why the villagers call me a demon i have kyuubi in me. maybe that seal that shows up on my stomach when i focus is the seal holding kyuubi in me. yep gotta be. so can i talk to kyuubi? hmm ill try later when i get home." Naruto left the hokage tower not feeling like having anything to do with the old man.

Naruto walked through the streets hopeing to get home without any trouble but the gods seemed to think otherwise. of course when he walked through the last alley to his apartment someone had to show up, well at least it was just a kid probably about 12 hopefully a civilion. Naruto tryed to walk past him only to get pushed onto the ground.

"mom told me to kill you." the kid said pulling out a knife. yep definatly a civilion. the kid then tried to jump on naruto but naruto rolled out of the way making the kid trip and drop the knife, unfortunatly or fortunatly depending on how you look at it said knife impaled him in his lower back puncturing his kidney and then his stomach spilling acid into his body eating through his back and whatever organ that got in its way. of course you couldn't see that but you could see acid and blood but mostly blood making a pool around his body. Naruto just happy to get out of that without injury felt a bit of pity for the kid. falling on your own knife is a shitty way to go, but it was the kids bright idea to try to jump on him.

Naruto left the alley and made his way to his apartment. upon entering his apartment he sat on his bed to try to talk to the kyuubi. after about an hour he gave up and went to sleep.

Naruto woke up in a what appeared to be a sewer. Naruto walked aroud aimlessly until he heard what sounded like a growl and saw a red light. he followed the sound and light until he came up to a cage with a paper with the kanji "seal" on it. he assumed this was where the kyuubi was and he was proved right when a pair of red slit eyes opened and looked at him

"Ah, well if it isn't my vessel." the kyuubi spoke showing its sharp teeth.

Naruto had something on his mind and wanted an answer. "why were you growling a moment ago?" Kyuubi sweatdropped. "your not scared of me?" naruto looked confused "why would i be? your over there and im over here and theres a huge unbreakable gate between us,at least i hope its unbreakable." Naruto said while seeing just how long the gate streched.

"well i was growling to get you over here." kyuubi said remembering his question.

Naruto finished inpecting the cage and asked another question. "could you train me?" "Why in the blue hell would i do that?" "well i am defenseless and weak and its rather hard to train by yourself when you don't know how." "hmm if i train him i could probably make him jonin level by the time he is twelve, but why should I?" kyuubi stopped its musings and looked down at its vessel "persuade me." The kyuubi said grinning. "what do you want?" "I want you to sign my summoning contract and another contract promising me something." kyuubi's already evil eye had an evil gleam to it. "ok i'll sign your contracts." naruto stated suspiciously.

"good good kukukukuku" the kyuubi started rubbing its paws together and cackling like a madman er... fox, madfox. Naruto sweat drop was as big as his head.

kyuubi summoned the summoning contract which opened and floated on the water. "um kyuubi why are we in a sewer?" naruto asked rather annoyed at the water. "its your mind do whatever you want with it just think it. apparently your default is a sewer, now sign the contract." kyuubi ordered. "how do i sign it?" "a bloody hand print."

naruto looked at his hand then bit his fingers drawing blood then cleched his hand a few times effectivly covering it with blood. Naruto walked to the scroll and stamped his hand in the first slot. "good you have signed both contracts, we will begin training tomorrow, now get out." "wait what do you mean both..." but kyuubi ejected naruto from his mind before he could finish. The next day naruto would meet a different side of kyuubi, an evil side, its taskmaster side.

YES! i finally finished the first chapter! now then... i know the past jinchuurikis of kyuubi didn't have whiskers but for my stories sake they do also the death of that kid was to show how naruto handles death and it also shows that this story can have a lot of gore and most likely will. now i want everyone to know i love timeskips as much as the log. ALL HAIL THE HOLY LOG! next chapter will timeskip to the time he is 15 which in my story is when the genin exams are taken instead of 12 again for storys sake also expect a flashback but not for training.. lets just say what ill do is something i have seen no one ever do.. EVER.

until next time this has been Itachi's demon icha

Ja ne!