A/N: Alright people. Drabble fever have reached me. So I decided to do a series of drabbles of Sakura's epic failures when it comes to Sasuke. They are all with the same pair in an alternate universe setting. There will be a lot of them so get ready.

They start at the toddler and will get older as they pass, it will involve the relationship. I'm putting it under M because I'm sure as they get older I will started adding lemons in.

I figured if I kept them short I could update them frequently and get my few fans something to look at while I update my stories slower. Plus they are really funny.

Alright then presenting~~~!

XxX Sakura's Accumulation of Epic Fails XxX

XxX Halfkyuubikat XxX

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The First Epic Fail

Her eyes widened when they landed on his form.

Her mother's hand was gently holding Sakura's own as she tried to comfort the little girl in the fact that playing on Konoha's playground would be a good thing for the young girl. The four year old had a hard time interacting with the other children and was absolutely terrified of the idea of going to the largest playground in Konoha. Where all the kids could see her…

And her forehead.

Sakura had cried, begged, and thrown the largest fit she had in her life in order to lengthen the time that her mother didn't bring her to the playground. However she could not defer her mother forever. And so for the first time in Sakura's life she had been dragged to the playground.

In order to play with other kids her age…

And let them see her forehead.

Sakura felt that her mother had betrayed her.

"Mommy~! Nooo! Me don't want to go!" were the only words that Sakura cried as her mom strapped her into the car seat in preparation to travel to what Sakura could only think of as a hell hole.

Or at least she would in later years.

Little Sakura only saw it as the place where the big kids made fun of her big forehead.

Day care had exposed the horrors that her forehead created to Sakura and she dreaded any moment she had to spend with another child.

And the playground was like a feeding ground for starving bullies.

Sakura had clung to the car seat when her mother pulled her out and lifted her in her arms and walked toward the sounds of children playing happily. Or Satan himself as Sakura thought.

However Sakura had stopped when her mother had placed her on the ground and after she managed to separate her small face away from her mother's leg, Sakura managed to look around at the playground. There were big swings, slides, a court with sticks and a round thing at the top of both ends, and even a giant sand pit complete with a spin ride and the animals you can sit on.

It was so much better than the playground at Sakura's day care.

And yet she would not move from her mother's side in fear that one step would alert everyone that she was an easy target to attack.

Her eyes stayed on the sand pit though and Sakura knew she could have so much fun there. Her mother must have noticed her look cause she led Sakura along holding her hand until they reached the outskirts of the sand.

And that was when Sakura saw him.

He captured her heart the first second she set her eyes on him.

He was sitting next to a blonde boy with three scar marks on each side of his face. They seemed to be friends, but each were doing their own thing. The blonde was pilling a bunch of sand up and Sakura assumed he was trying to build something. The boy that caught her eye though sat with a stick in his hand as he traced something in the sand.

"Go play Sakura."

And for once Sakura let go her mother's hand willing as she moved toward the boy with raven hair and onyx eyes. She stopped a little in front of him and looked down at what he was tracing.

"Is 'at an apple?" Sakura asked as she looked at the round form with the bite mark in it that the little boy had drawn.

"No, 'tis a tomato." He answered sharply.

The boy next to him was mumbling things and Sakura thought for a moment that the blonde was talking to the raven haired boy, but she figured it meant nothing after a few moments.

"And then tey is rescue the princess from ta castle. But the knighty will come and stop tem. And then Godzilla from tha' movie comes and destroy ta playground…"

Sakura glanced back at the boy who caught her interest.

He didn't look up though and Sakura really wanted him to. So she tried to get him to talk again.

"Me names Sakura." She said happily as she bent down to his level. He was crouched as he continued to doodle more effects to his tomato. Whatever that was…Sakura would have to ask her mother later.

"Hn."

And he finally looked up. His bangs fell over his face and Sakura could only stare affectionately at just how cute the boy was. The cutest boy she had ever seen.

However the look of shock that crossed the boys face made Sakura feel suddenly very upset that she had made him look up at her. She was tempted to try and cover her forehead from his sight, but his next words made her feel a little better.

"You has pink hair." He stated with his mouth wide in disbelief that pink was actually a hair color. Sure he had seen little girls with purple hair and one even with green, but never one with pink hair. And the same color as bubble gum too.

"Y-yeah…" Sakura said as her cheeks heated up.

"Tats cool. Sasuke is my name." And the little boy smiled at her. Sakura blushed even further.

"S-Sasuke…-kun." She added the suffix she often heard older girls address boys with. She smiled at the sound. It went really well together.

Sasuke-kun smiled again and the fact his face was so close caused Sakura's face to get that same heated feeling. She stood up in a quick movement, not realizing that someone was walking behind her. She bumped into them and stumbled downwards.

Landing face first into the blonde boy's pile of sand.

"Ah~! Godzilla smushed me castle!" Cried the blonde boy as Sakura slowly sat up, her face red as a beat in embarrassment. Sand covered her face and shirt and she quickly attempted to wipe it off her. However the cries of more children cause Sakura to completely freeze.

"Hahaha! Gozilla! Gozilla! Gozilla with the 'ig fohead!" A girl Sakura recognized from her day care cried out.

"Gozilla!" Continued to be chanted as Sakura felt a huge cloud cast over her.

She glanced at Sasuke-kun who snickered at her quietly. The sound was really cute in Sakura's tiny ears, but what he said ruined any shred of dignity the four year old had left.

"You do has a big forehead."

And Sakura knew that the play ground truly was a spawn ground of the devil even if there was a really, really cute boy there.

Epic Fail

Ah! Writing in kid talk it so hard!

Anyway, Never Alone readers. Does one of you want to help me? I am having a really hard trouble with the chapter so I want one of you to read it and give me some responses. It is almost done, but I really don't like it. On another note, I will have another chapter of The Darkest Knight out soon.

~Halfkyuubikat