Disclamer: I don't own anything except new kid.
Chapter Epic!
New Kid: Where am I?
?: You have one mission to kidnap Heinz.
New Kid: Okay but I will be called Sid!
Heinz: I've spoken to Dumbledore and he said I can have a party with 1st years.
Buford: Can there be cookies!
Heinz: Yes!
Buford: Buford likes cookies!
Heinz: Oh, bring a date.
Isabella: Phineas will you go to the part…..
Lavander: Phineas want to be my date!
Girl: No me!
Girl: No me!
Phineas: Gotta run!
Heinz: To start off let's get pumped!
All aboard
Crazy,but that's how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe it's not too late
To learn how to love
And forget how to hate
Mental wounds not healing
life's a bitter shame
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
I've listened to preachers
I've listened to fools
I've watched all the dropouts
Who make their own rules
One person conditioned to rule and control
The media sells it and you live the role
Mental wounds still screaming
Driving me insane
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
I know that things are going wrong for me
You gotta listen to my words
Yeah
Heirs of a cold war
That's what we've become
Inheriting troubles I'm mentally numb
Crazy, I just can not bare
I'm living with something that just isn't fair
Mental wounds not healing
Who and what's to blame
I'm going off the rails on a crazy trai
Vanessa: Dad?
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Oh, hi, Vanessa!
Vanessa: Dad, what are you doing?
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I'll be honest I don't really understand
But I fell down this hill and I got glue on my hands
Now I got records on my fingers
Kids: Whaaaat?
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Records on my fingers
I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop
Kids: Don't stop
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I can't stop I got a platypus controlling me
Kids: WHAAAAT?
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I got a platypus controlling me
Now let me sum it up
It was a strange set of circumstances
Kids: Strange set of circumstances?
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands now I got records on my fingers
And I just can't stop
Kids: DON'T STOP DON'T STOP
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I would if I was able
There's a platypus controlling me he's underneath the table
Kids: There's a platypus controlling him—WHAAAT?
Kid: Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down
Kids: Corporations are a platypus
The government's a platypus
Your teacher is a platypus
Weird Kid: My teacher is a panda
Kids: Society's a platypus
My parents are a platypus
The media's a platypus
It's all just propaganda
We've all got platypus controlling us
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: No just me
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I'd stop if I was able
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I'm not speaking metaphorically
The platypus controlling me is underneath the table
Oh wait, no, he's gone!
Heyyy! There's no platypus controlling me...
There's no platypus controlling me!
(Cheers)
Kid: Again!
Heinz: Okay!
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I'll be honest I don't really understand
But I fell down this hill and I got glue on my hands
Now I got records on my fingers
Kids: Whaaaat?
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Records on my fingers
I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop
Kids: Don't stop
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I can't stop I got a platypus controlling me
Kids: WHAAAAT?
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I got a platypus controlling me
Now let me sum it up
It was a strange set of circumstances
Kids: Strange set of circumstances?
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands now I got records on my fingers
And I just can't stop
Kids: DON'T STOP DON'T STOP
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I would if I was able
There's a platypus controlling me he's underneath the table
Kids: There's a platypus controlling him—WHAAAT?
Kid: Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down
Kids: Corporations are a platypus
The government's a platypus
Your teacher is a platypus
Weird Kid: My teacher is a panda
Kids: Society's a platypus
My parents are a platypus
The media's a platypus
It's all just propaganda
We've all got platypus controlling us
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: No just me
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I'd stop if I was able
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I'm not speaking metaphorically
The platypus controlling me is underneath the table
Oh wait, no, he's gone!
Heyyy! There's no platypus controlling me...
There's no platypus controlling me!
(Cheers)
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Heinz: Phineas and Ferb share a song!
I'm Phineas and this is Ferb, and we're gonna sing a song
Bow, chicka, bow-wow
That's what my baby said
Mow, Mow, Mow
And my heart starts pumpin'
Chicka, chicka, chew-wop
Never gonna stop
Gitchee-gitchee-goo means that I love you
My baby's got her own way of talking,
Whenever she says something sweet
And she knows its my world she's a-rockin'
Though my vocabulary's incomplete
I know it may sound confusing
Sometimes I wish she'd give it to me straight
But I never feel like I'm losin' it (losing)
When I take the time to translate
Here's what I'm talkin' 'bout
Bow, chicka, bow-wow
That's what my baby said
Mow, mow, mow,
And my heart starts pumpin'
Oh, Chicka, chicka, chew-wop
Never gonna stop
Gitchee-gitchee-goo means that I love you
Well I don't know what to do (I don't know what to do)
But I think I'm getting through (I think I'm getting through
'Cuz when I say 'I love you' (when I say I love you)
She says 'I gitchee-gitchee-goo you too'
(Gitchee-gitchee-goo you too)
(Gitchee-gitchee goo you too)
(Gitchee-gitchee-goo you too)
Don't need a dictionary
Bow, chicka, bow-wow
That's what my baby says
Mow, mow, mow
And my heart starts pumpin'
Chicka, chicka chew-wop
Never gonna stop
Gitchee-gitchee-goo means that I love you
I said
Bow, chicka, bow-wow
That's what my baby says
Mow, mow, mow
And my heart starts pumpin'
Chicka, chicka chew-wop
Never gonna stop
Gitchee-gitchee-goo means that I love you
Gitchi-gitchi-goo means that I love you
Gitchi-gitchi-goo means that I love you
Baby, baby, baby (baby, baby, baby, baby)
Gitchi-gitchi-goo means that I love you
Phineas: That was for Isabella!
Vannessa: My turn.
I can do it, I can run, I can hunt you down,
you can try but you can't stop me cause I'm gaining ground
I'm light on my feet, and I'm quick to the punch, I had a heavy breakfast, but a real light lunch,
I'm a raging bonfire, a cherry bomb, I'm me
I'm rough and tumble, I'm the one to beat, I'm a fresh coat of black top burning up your feet
I got a poisonous sting, when I rain, I pour, I'm the best of the best, I'm the soup de jour
I'm smooth as glass, and I'm sharp as a tack, I'm me.
I'm the last and best stick of gum in the pack, I'm me
I'm a strong woman, fast talking big, bad dog walking, highfalutin', drum beatin', foot stoppin', corn popping, speeding locamotive that just won't stop, I'm a hot apple pie with a cherry on top
I'm a crowd pleasing, head spinning, winning in the ninth inning, whip-lashing, record smashin', black-tie party crashing, cyclone of fun, I'm army of one, I'm strawberry sprinkles on a hot crossed bun
I'm a big haymaker in a title fight, I'm a cute black kitten with a nasty bite, I'm an action double feature on Friday night.
I'm me, I'm me, I'm me, I'm me, I'm me
Kids: Risin' up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive
So many times it happens too fast
You trade your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive
It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all with the eye of the tiger
Face to face, out in the heat
Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry
They stack the odds, still we take to the street
For the kill with the skill to survive
It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all with the eye of the tiger
Risin' up, straight to the top
Had the guts, got the glory
Went the distance now I'm not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to survive
It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all with the eye of the tiger
The eye of the tiger
The eye of the tiger
The eye of the tiger
The eye of the tiger
Isabella: I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make your time, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock 'n' roll, feel the glamor and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky
You can touch, you can play
If you say I'm always yours, ooh ooh ooh
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ah ah ah, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ah ah ah, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play
If you say I'm always yours
You can touch, you can play
If you say I'm always yours
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ah ah ah, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ah ah ah, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ah ah ah, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ah ah ah, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
Review because we need more songs for next time!