Banjo and Kazooie hopped into the giant hopping cauldron ('cause it's not like Kazooie was killed in a previous story or anything...you didn't see anything) and was shot up to the top of Grunty's tower, where the hag herself was waiting.

"Bear and bird have made it here, now it's time to quake in fear. Your butts I'll kick from here to there, when I'm done you'll have to get clean underwear!" Grunty said, rhyming obnoxiously.

The two heroes looked at each other in disgust and stepped forward as Grunty began to ramp up her broomstick. They rolled out of the way and Kazooie pecked her on her big, fat ass when the broomstick stopped to sputter. "Take that, bitch!" Kazooie shouted.

"My butt is bruised, so you shall pay! You'll not leave here alive today!" Grunty flew away and over the edge of the tower, firing shots at the two.

Banjo walked over to the edge and...okay, blah blah blah, they fight, we get it. Eventually the two fight her in the air, and then activate Jinjo statues. Get it, got it, good. And then a giant fuckin' one rose from the ground...it was the Jinjonator.

"That giant freak will do no good, I'll win this battle, and then-"

"Goddammit, stop rhyming already you stupid witch!" Kazooie said, before firing eggs at Grunty. Though it was useless, as he had her shield up. "It's giving me a headache, fuckin' bitch. ...Oh hell, now I'm doing it."

Banjo just shrugged and ran to each hole of the Jinjonator and had Kazooie fire eggs in. Eventually each hole sealed up and the Jinjonator's stone exterior began to break away. But underneath wasn't the Jinjonator...

It was Iron Man. He flew up into the sky and blasted Grunty, knocking her onto the ledge and breaking her broomstick. "I am Iron Man, and I've returned here today to kill you all. And I'm rhyming now...I'm so appalled. Ugh...that's it, witchypoo first for making me rhyme!" He charged up his attack, and Grunty's jaw dropped in fear. "BIG ASS HAND ATTACK!" Iron Man fired and knocked Gruntilda off of the tower, along with a chunk of it, which would seal her fate underground for two years.

Banjo and Kazooie high fived each other and approached Iron Man. "Hey, great job Mr. Iron Man!" Banjo said, actually speaking for once in these stories.

"Yeah, great job dick, but that doesn't make up for blasting me before." Kazooie muttered.

"Oh, I'm sorry, let me make up for that." Iron Man turned around and blasted Kazooie once again, sending her flying into the air and landing on the ground as a plate of fried chicken once again. "Enjoy freaky backpack wearing bear! I'm out to do stare at myself in a mirror and brush my hair! Dammit...still rhyming all the time." He prepared to fly off, but realized he did it again. "Oh hell." He flew off quickly, leaving Banjo to feast on his friend.