A/N: Ok! This was written by me and BluestBlood during a PM convo! So half the credit goes to her!
We are now called The Clan of Obsessed N2N Fangirls!
This one includes...
Me, ElianaMargalit, Oreoprincess0401, YourEyes1012, and BluestBlood with a cameo by Greengirl16.
REVIEW PLEASE!
Disclaimer: Don't own anything but myself!
Henry: *whimpers* Do we have to go to bed NOW?
Natalie: Um...yeah...
Henry: *looks under bed*
Natalie: Henry, what are you doing?
Henry: Checking for fangirls under my bed...
Henry: Nat, can you check the closet?
Natalie: *sigh* Sure, Henry. *opens closet* OHMIGOD HENRY! *is being dragged in by the foot* HENRY HELP!
Henry: Natalie! NATALIE NOOO! *dashes to closet and grabs her arm.* Wait...why are you laughing?
Natalie: Gotcha. :D
Henry: Dont scare me like that you almost gave me a heart attack!
Natalie: Oh, geez, Henry! It was a joke!
Henry: A cruel one! Do you know what would happen if there were REAL fangirls kidnapping you?
Me: *popping out from closet* This?
Henry: Aaaaaahhh!
Natalie: How'd you get in there?
Me: Its like Narnia!
Henry: . *crawls onto bed and presses self up against wall.* Natalie, get her away.
Natalie: *sigh* *gets broom*
Henry: WAIT. NO! Not like that!
BluestBlood: *calling from back of the closet* DID IT WORK?
Henry: NAT THERE'S MORE! *whimper*
Natalie: HOW DO YOU CREEPS ALWAYS FIND US?
Me: Well, it's a long story...
ElianaMargalit: Oo! Ooh! May I tell the story?
Me: Sure!
ElianaMargalit: Long story short. WE LOVE YOU!
Henry: *weeps in mercy*
Oreoprincess0401: Guys, move! My legs hurt.
ElianaMargalit: Natalie, can we come in?
Natalie: No. *shuts the door*
Henry: *hears the fangirls sniffling* Nat...
Natalie: No.
Henry: *opens door*
Me: IT WORKED! GO GO GO! *fangirls pour out of closet*
Diana: WHATS GOING ON? I HEAR FANGIRLS!
The Clan: *waves*
Diana: HOLY SHIT ITS THE CLAN!
Dan: Did someone say Clan?
Henry: She said Clan.
Dan: Oh it's...Why are you in my daughter's bed?
Henry: Um...no reason...
Natalie: He was just testing it. For bedbugs.
Henry: Uhhh. Yeah! No bedbugs here, Nat!
Dan: ...Alright.
The Clan: We came in through your closet!
Diana: The closet?
Clan: The closet!
Me: I'm pretty sure we passed Narnia on our way here.
Diana: Was Aslan there?
Dan: ...Di...
Gabe: Whats going on?
Diana: Someone came out of the closet!
Gabe: Good for you, Henry!
Henry: IM NOT GAY! and it was the fangirls!
Gabe: They come by closet now?
Me: You can go anywhere by closet! It's like Monsters Inc. only not as technical!
Natalie: *facepalm* Can everyone just leave? We were kind of in the middle of something...
Gabe: What KIND of something?
Dan: Searching for bedbugs!
Gabe: Do you actually believe that?
Dan: Should I not?
Gabe: I'll be right back, I'm locking my closet door.
Dan: WAIT! Gabe, what did you mean I shouldn't believe that?
Diana: I know!
Natalie: Mom, please...
Dan: What? What is it?
Clan: Nothing, Mr. Goodman.
Dan: ...Now I'm worried.
Gabe: *from his room* You should be...
Me: Anywho, let's distract everyone from Natalie's sex life for a moment...
Diana: YES! I got it right!
Dan: Wait...WHAT?
Natalie: Nothing! Oh look! There's a Pontiac convertable outisde!
YourEyes1012: Um, do we care?
Natalie: YOU SHOULD!
Henry: Nat, there's no car out there...
Natalie: SHHHH!
BluestBlood: How's the lock, Gabe?
Gabe: Working.
Dan: I...WAIT...you mean?
Diana: Birds and the bees! Are you being safe?
Natalie: MOM!
Dan: ...
Henry: OH LOOK. The Pontiac is flying!
Dan: Seriously?
Henry: Yeah!
Dan: *runs to window*
Henry: You missed it.
Dan: Darn...
Gabe: Wait did I hear birds, bees, and being safe all directed at Natalie in the same sentence?
Me: Yepp!
Gabe: TIME TO DIE HENRY!
Henry: EEEEEP!
Clan: NO! NOT HENRY!
Henry: PROTECT ME FANGIRLS! SHIELD ME WITH YOUR OBSESSIVENESS!
Dan: Wait a second...cars don't fly...
Oreoprincess0401: Do too! In Grease, and Harry Potter!
Dan: True...hmm...
Gabe: *is being held back by Natalie and Diana*
Henry: *is hiding behind fangirls*
Diana: Good idea! Distract Dan with flying cars so he doesn't find out Natalie and Henry are gettin' down!
Dan: WHAT?
Gabe: JUST LET ME BEAT HENRY UP A LITTLE BIT!
Henry: Just a little?
Gabe: ...No.
Henry: THEN NO!
Gabe: LET ME AT HIM!
Me: Everyone wanna just calm down?
Gabe: DONT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN, SHORTY!
Me: Sh-Shorty? NOBODY CALLS ME SHORTY! well...except my dad...
Gabe: Lame...
ElianaMargalit: Hey, you mess with the president, you mess with the ninja!
BluestBlood: HIYYYYAA! I AM THE RESIDENT NINJA!
Gabe:...
BluestBlood: HIYAAA!
Gabe: We get it, you're a ninja.
BluestBlood: I just broke your closet lock. Go check.
Gabe: *pause* *runs out of the room*
Clan: *high fives when Gabe's "DAMNIT" is heard*
Dan: So, Natalie...what's this i hear about having sex with Henry?
Natalie: Um...did I ever tell you that you look twenty years younger than you really are?
Dan: Really? Thanks! I-! WAIT A MINUTE!
Henry: Dear God, it's Henry. Please save me from the scary Goodman guys and I promise I'll do whatever you want'
Natalie: Dad, you are just...so great. I mean, you're so cool. I can't even fathom it. You should go celebrate in the kitchen.
Dan: I should!
Diana: So you two can celebrate in the bedroom?
Natalie: MOM.
Henry: Please God. I won't smoke pot anymore- well maybe I will but not as much! JUST SEND ME A SIGN!
Dan: C'mon Gabe...let's go before this gets too weird.
Henry: THANK YOU! I promise I'll stop smoking! Tomorrow...or the next day...or the next week...
Me: Well, we should probably leave you two alone...
Natalie: That would be nice...
Me: C'mon guys...
Diana: OOH! company! I'll make a pie!
Clan: YAAAY!
*they all exit*
Natalie: Finally! Alone at-!
Diana: Oh! And you might need these! *throws protection at Henry*
Henry: Im officially scarred for life...
*everyone except Natalie and Henry are sitting in the kitchen*
Diana: I made this pie myself! *sets it down*
Clan: Thanks Diana!
Gabe: *already on his second piece* Yeah, thanks.
Diana: *slaps Gabe upside the head* We have GUESTS.
Gabe: That we do.
Dan: Share. *offers pie to the Clan*
Clan: Thanks, Mr. Goodman! *dig into the pie*
Diana: That's a really weird aftertaste for pie...
Me: So...come here often?
Gabe: I live here.
Me: I see...a regular!
Gabe: *head desk*
Natalie: *from upstairs* SHIT!
Dan: Oh, God...
Henry: *from upstairs* Im sorry! Are you ok?
Natalie: *from upstairs*NO IM NOT OK!
Gabe: Someone HOLD ME BACK!
Greengirl16: *holds Gabe happily*
Gabe: ANYONE BUT HER!
YourEyes1012: Guys, I feel REALLY funny.
Diana: Me too! I like it!
Gabe: *grumbles and head desks*
Natalie: *from upstairs* NO. JUST STOP!
Dan: I'm going to go throw up.
Gabe: Can I be excused?
Diana & Clan: NO.
Gabe: *grumbles again*
Diana: How does it feel to be no'd, Mr. No?
Gabe: Mom...just...no.
Diana: SEE WHAT I MEAN?
Gabe: You make no sense sometimes...
Me: Hey! Who put the zebra over there?
Gabe: She's stoned...
Diana: Huh...I wonder if it has to do anything with the pie...
Henry: *from upstairs* No...no,wait...I GOT IT! it's all good!
Dan: Why am I still sitting here?
BluestBlood: Cuz...I dunno...man, I'm so, like, calm...
Natalie:*from upstairs* It took you long enough! Jesus!
Gabe: I will not kill Henry...I will not kill Henry...
Me: HENRY!
Henry: *from upstairs* Yes?
Natalie: *from upstairs* Dont talk now!
Henry: *from upstairs* Oh, sorry! Can't talk now!
Gabe: THATS IT!
ElianaMargalit: GABE. OMIGOD.
Gabe: WHAT?
ElianaMargalit: There's- like...I dunno. It looks like a flying monkey. About to bite your head off.
Me: It's ok, everyone- the zebra is a friendly. I repeat, the zebra is a friendly.
Diana: Good. No one wants a hostile zebra in their kitchen.
Dan: *nods*
Gabe: I hate everyone.
Diana: Even me?
Gabe: I guess not.
Clan: US?
Gabe: 'Specially you guys.
Me: I hate you!
Clan: You hate me!
Gabe: NOOOO!
All: We're a hateful family! With a great big punch and a kick from me to you, won't you say I hate you too!
Gabe: I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!
All: YAY!
Natalie: *coming down the stairs, trying to gain composure* Well...um...that was the most interesting twenty minutes of my life.
Henry: *following her* SHIT! I'm missing Glee!
Diana: Well, that'll teach you to take a whole ten minutes.
Henry: *shudders*
Oreoprincess0401: EEEEW! THAT WAS JUST WRONG!
Me: *falls over*
Henry: Oh, did you give them the spiked pie?
Gabe: Yeah and it's working...now...
Henry: *gulps*
Gabe: I'll deal with you later...
Henry: *nods*
BluestBlood: I...I feel...sick...*falls over*
ElianaMargalit: M-Me too...*falls over*
YourEyes1012: H-Henry...m-marry-*falls over*
Dan: Alrighty, back in the closet...
A/N: Lol...
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