**So I'm a sucker for one shots inspired by songs. I was more amazed that this popped into my head while listening to "My Chick Bad". But who am I to deny the muse**

My Chick Bad

Sheldon was forced to attend another university function that made him want nothing more than to be back in his comfy spot at home doing something more interesting like sorting socks. He smiled to himself at his own private bazinga. He looked over to Leonard speaking with Wolowitz and Koothrapali and attempted to make his way to them. He unfortunately was detained by Kripke and his…date. That was the nicest thing to say about the woman draped across Kripke.

"Awwww Pwoor Cwooper. No one wants to be his frwend and come to the pawty with him. How it swucks to be you. This is my girlfrwend Candy." Kripke pulled the woman closer to him.

"Kripke I'm not here alone in actuality. It is merely a matter of time before my date will show"

Hearing this, Kripke only laughed. "Wight Cwooper. You're date is coming later. Sure. That is as likely as" Kripke stopped to leer over his shoulder "as that fox being your date" Candy scowled at Kripke before stomping off. Sheldon turned to see this aforementioned fox. Blonde, petite, and wearing a slinky, red dress that showed off everything but covered it as well. She looked like the only Marilyn in a room full of Jackies. By merely walking into the room, the atmosphere changed. The men all noticed her and the women automatically started glaring. Not caring, the blonde surveyed the room clearly looking for someone.

Kripke slithered his way up to her and leaned in close. "Have we met before? Cause I think…" he was interrupted by the blonde.

"Actually we have. You wanted to change my name to Roxanne cause mine wasn't sexy enough. We met at my boyfriend's apartment." Her smile was one that was fake and insincere.

"You're boyfrwend?"

"That would be me actually" Sheldon wrapped his arm around her waist. The blonde smiled up and leaned up to kiss him on the cheek.

"Sorry I'm late. We ran late in taping"

"It is of no true consequence Penny. I merely had to …" Kripke interrupted before he could continue.

"There ain't no way you are dating Cwooper. He's fucking weird and a psycho."

Penny's pleasant attitude took a turn for the worst. Glaring, she extracted from Sheldon's light embrace before getting up into Kripke's face. "Listen here asshole cause I'm only gonna say it once. If you even think of fucking with my Sheldon, I'll kick your ass. You wouldn't even be able to do shit since who would believe that I could hurt anyone." Shoving Kripke away, Penny turned back to Sheldon but not before tossing out "Only warning." Sneering, Penny grabbed Sheldon's hand and pulled him further into the crowd.

Sheldon let Penny cool off before pulling her close. She let out an explosive sigh before leaning her head on his shoulder.

"Penny I do believe there is a song that you were listening that would be appropriate for this moment in time" Penny looked up at him in speculation.

"What song would that be Sheldon?" Sheldon smirked at her question.

"My Chick Bad"

Penny looked incredulous before laughing loudly. Pulling him down to her level, she whispered into his ear "When we get back home, I'll show you just how bad"