Hey! So, this is my first oneshot! Erk! Please don't kill me! So, I got this idea from doing a long procession of people talking and stuff…

It's a conversation between Logan and Kendall, late at night, in 2J. It's gonna be cool and funny and smexy all at the same time!...Hopefully.

Warnings: slash, unadulterated Kogan fluff, long boring chatting…

Disclaimer: ME NO OWN-Y BIG TIME RUSH…Y

"Kendall?"

"…"

"Kendall. Kendall, wake up."

"Eh…wha…? Oh, Logan, issyou…"

"Yeah…"

"What's up, babe?"

"I…um…I had a nightmare…"

"…"

"Don't laugh!"

"I wasn't!"

"You had that fucking smirk on your face…"

"I'm sorry…Here, let me make it up to you…"

"You're just sucking up to me…"

"Why else would I let you sit in my lap, unless I was horny? And it's too late…or early, whatever, to be horny."

"Yeah."

"So, tell me about the dream."

"…Promise you won't laugh?"

"I promise, Logie."

"So…it was…I was surrounded by animals that I couldn't necessarily see…and then there were owls everywhere."

"…That is scary."

"Shut up. You know I have a phobia of those things."

"I understand why! If I had such terrifying dreams, I'd be scared of 'em, too!"

"…I hate you."

"I love you, too, my dear! Here, hug me so that we may forget this ever happened!"

"Kendall…"

"Oh, I'm kidding. I was serious about the hug, though. And possibly a kiss…"

"You're such a horndog."

"You love me for it."

"Along with several other traits, yes."

"Knew it."

"Shut it."

"So, I'm guessing – just winging it, here – because of your horrifying dream, you want to sleep here tonight?"

"You wouldn't mind, would you?"

"Of course I wouldn't mind, my sweet. In fact, I enjoy your company."

"Since when were you romantic, Kendall?"

"Since I felt like it."

"Next question: Why are you kissing my neck like that? I thought it was too early to be horny."

"I don't know what you're talking about."

"Sure you don't."

"You have a problem with it?"

"I'm tired, Kendall…Can't this wait till tomorrow?"

"Mmm…fine. But it might be painful, just a warning."

"I can deal with that."

"Sweetness."

"Good night, Kendall."

"Good night, Logie."

**FF**

"Kendall. Off. Now."

"You're the one who wanted to sleep here."

"It's LA, baby. I don't need you wrapped around me. Especially not literally."

"But you're all cozy…"

"And you're like a walking fever. You sure you're not sick?"

"Oh, please. I've got a stronger immune system than Superman."

"Yeah, yeah…you're my big, bad Superman…"

"I am, aren't I? I mean, let's face it, if I hadn't gotten rid of Wayne Wayne the other week, he probably would have made you his bitch or something!"

"Too early…too hot…to be pissed off at you…"

"Hee hee."

"Urg…go to sleep, Kendall…"

"Can I still cuddle you like this?"

"…Yes."

"Fine. Off to the land of sleep for me."

"Thank god."

"…"

"Are you already asleep?"

"…"

"No way! No fucking way!"

"…"

"Son of a bitch!"

"…Love you, too…"

"The feeling is mutual."