Just ask - Sample Len

Everything was silent, save the sound of a mechanical pencil scribbling on loose-leaf paper.

"So why are we all gathered here?" Miku asked, faking obliviousness to the screaming voices in the background.

Len rushed up beside her, glaring at Lin as he went off about how he was exhausted, and about how ridiculous the whole thing was.

"I wanted my beauty sleep, but NOOO, you people just think it's funny to schedule an interview at six in the morning!"

Miku roughly shoved him aside, annoyed by the fact that he interrupted her. "Beauty sleep? What kind of dignified young man gets beauty sleep?"

"Hey," he said in a defensive tone, "it takes hard work to look this GOOD."

Kaito, Meiko, and Rin appeared, all rubbing their eyes simultaneously.

Rin looked first at her brother, then at Lin. "Hey, what's with all the commotion?"

Lin continued writing their names in her journal, staring up at Rin as she did so.

"Well," she started, pausing a bit as she erased a minor mistake. "Since the number of Vocaloid fans have increased surprisingly, we decided to have a little Q & A. The readers will ask you any question, and you'll have to answer—regardless of what it is."

"… don't you think that's getting a little, well, personal?""

Smirking, Meiko shook her head while throwing her hands up. "We're famous! Personal isn't in our vocabulary anymore."

"So here's the deal." Lin pointed to a little diagram she made representing the weekdays; it had the names of each of the Vocaloids listed on a different day. "The readers will ask you a question—they only get three questions per person each 'chapter', or 'day'. Each Vocaloid member will have to answer the questions directed at them on their turn. Len's up first."

"Wait," he frowned, his mood slightly dampened. "Why me?"

"Because you have a lot of fangirls," she explained.

That produced a cocky smile out of him, which made Rin hit his head out of habit. "Ow! What the h—"

"Can we sleep while Len's personal life is being exposed?" Kaito asked.

Lin shook her head. "Not a chance. You can sit though; there are chairs, you know."

"Ugh," he groaned. "Fine. Not like I'm going to pay attention anyways."

Len's Q & A

Q : Hey Len. It's me, Lin (the author). Since this is just the first chappie, I thought I'd start of with a sample question. How do you feel?

He glared at Lin. "What does this mean?"

Instead of returning the glare, she grinned. "Oh, nothing. Jus that this is only practice. The real one's tomorrow—did I mention you're going to have to wake up at the same time?"

"Thanks. A lot."

His voice was layered with sarcasm.

"Just answer the question already!" Rin hollered from her chair.

"Fine. I feel spiffy. Just spiffy," he answered, emitting a deadly aura.

Q : If you were to turn… well, I don't know… gay, would you rather be with Kaito or Gakupo?"

Kaito's jaw dropped. "WHAT?"

"WHAT?" Len reacted precisely a few seconds after Kaito.

"You heard it. Now answer."

"Lin, you're mean," the blue-haired male whined.

"I know. Now Len, pick."

"But I'm a heterosexual," he complained, trying to avoid answering the awkward question.

"PICK."

He looked down at the floor, and snuck a peek at Meiko and Gakupo.

"I pick Gakupo."

Everyone was silent.

"WHAT?" This time it was Gakupo's turn to react.

He lowered his voice, not raising his head. "Gakupo. That's my choice. He's already feminine enough and he's… "

He meant to say 'sort of pretty', but nothing (not even all the bananas in the world) would ever make him say that. It was just… unknown territory. Danger.

"Okaaay," Rin said, her eyes darting back and forth between the two males. "This is… strange."

"DAMN IT! IT'S JUST A 'WHAT IF' QUESTION!" Len retorted, his cheeks tinged a light pink. "Not like I'm ever going to go gay for him anyways."

"You should tell him that," Lin responded, pointing to the frozen, purple-haired vocaloid.

His eyes were large and dull, like the light had just been takened away from them. He didn't move an inch, motionless even with Meiko prodding him.

"Now that's what I call mentally traumatized."

Q : What was your first confession like? (include details)

"That's it, I'm out."

Len walked over towards the door, ignoring Lin's pleas.

"Come on! You didn't answer it yet!"

"Save it for tomorrow," he sighed, kicking her aside as she grabbed his legs.

"Guys, HELP ME." She motioned the rest of the Vocaloids over, who followed her command obediently.

"Sometimes being the author has it's benefits," she smirked.

"You can't do that!"

"WATCH. ME. PUNK."

A/N: I know. I'm in this (which sucks, sorry). = w =

I just needed an interviewer to recite all the questions, and I just didn't feel like making up a random person.

Here's the tl; dr version of everything:

1. Each 'day' is a chapter. Len's turn is in the next chap. Show me what you got.

2. You have a limit of three questions per chapter.

3. You may only ask questions directed towards Len. Wait till the third chapter for someone else.

4. Write your questions in the review/comment section.

5. Have fun with the questions. They can be random, original, whatevs.