Random thought me and my brother had. Enjoy!

What Voldemort was doing During the Half Blood Prince?

Voldemort was sitting in his lair with his death eaters when two new recruits walk in. Me and my brother.

My brother walked up to Voldemort and said. "Dark lord, a quick question. Why don't you have a nose? It's just creepy."

Voldemort lifted his hand and felt where his nose should've been. It was completely quiet. And then. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He quickly turned to another Death eater. "Did I have a nose when I walked in?"

The death eater looked scared to answer. "Um, my lord you haven't had a nose since you were resurrected." In anger Voldemort threw a rock at the death eaters head. Then the death eater started to cry like a little baby. Like a little baby in its crib.

The other death eaters started backing away slowly while Voldemort started hysterically crying. He kept muttering. "My nose, my beautiful nose…" Then he suddenly yelled. "Release the hounds!" For no exact reason other than comic relief.

My brother being the smart ass he is said. "My lord we don't have hounds but we do have giant snakes. Would you like me to release them?"

Voldemort stood up slowly and turned to my brother with an insane grin and said. "I'll show you giant snakes. Avada Kedavra." My brother stepped out of the way and it hit a mirror and slapped Voldemort in his face, effectively killing him.

Harry Potter didn't know that Voldemort was dead so he went on his dangerous mission with his friends, Ron and Hermione. When the script said it was time for the final battle the death eaters went and punched J.K. Rowling in the face. They were pissed because they were in the middle of having a garage sale of all of Voldemorts stuff. The punch ended up killing J.K. Rowling and the rest of the characters never found out that Voldemort died. They spent the next 70 years cowering from a dead wizard. They found out Voldemort was dead and they died during their victory party.

After that a huge nuclear explosion killed everyone.

"Hey everyone's not dead yet." My brother yelled bursting my metaphorical bubble.

"Well in my world they are." I yelled back angrily.

"Will you two shut up. I'm trying to watch Gilmore Girls." Voldemort yelled.

The End

Alright little story my brother and I thought of while we were high. Hope you liked it. Note: This does not count as a death threat to J.K. Rowling or Voldemort or the rest of the world.