It's Only A Game Of Twister
By Myrna-chan/Fiore


A completely plotless Witches 5 fic based on a 30-second scene.


Mimete spun the wheel. "Left foot...blue!" She and Tomoe struggled to put their left foot where it belonged. Mimete lost her balance, causing Tomoe to crash down with her. He grinned and adjusted his glasses. "I win!" Mimete growled and got up quickly. Tellu smirked at her superior. "It's only a game of twister, Mimete, don't get your panties all in a twist." Mimete stomped her foot down on the ground. "I'm NOT getting my panties all in a twist! It was the board's fault!"
Cyprine and Viluy laughed at the orange-haired girl's temper tantrum. "Tellu is right, Mimete, you should relax and have fun. It's not like we do this every day," Viluy sneered at Mimete. Mimete turned purple with rage and stomped out of the room, slamming the door behind her. "What was her problem?" Cyprine asked.

***

Mimete swept the junk off her desk with a swoop of her hand. "How DARE THEY?!" she screamed. "HOW DARE THEY?!?!" Mimete growled and picked up the mess she had made. On the top of her pile was a picture of an idol-specifically the World Champion Twister Player named Kobayakawa Kinosuke. "Hmm...he's cute and he might make a good target..." She called Tomoe. When he picked up, he groaned. "What is it you want, Mimete-kun?" "Professor, I've found a new target. He's a World Champion Twister Player. He might be a good target." Tomoe rolled his eyes and threw the Twister game into the Easy Bake Oven.

***

Mimete wasted no time stealing Kinosuke's heart crystal, and neither did the Sailor Senshi. They did their speeches, attacked, yadda yadda yadda. Mimete released the daimon Twister (quite an interesting name) and a long battle ensued. Sailor Moon destroyed her as usual, taking an hour to do so, while Mimete snuck away with the crystal, and the 5 girls and Uranus and Neptune didn't notice until she was gone.

***

"I've got a crystal! I've got a crystal!" Mimete squealed and gently handed it to Tomoe. "Excellent. Now maybe the Messiah will stop bitching." He gave the crystal to his posessed daughter who swallowed it partially...then spat it out. "Disgusting! What kind of pure heart is that?!" she screamed. She glared at Mimete. "You. Will. Die." Mimete ran away screaming but she was killed by Mistress 9's hair. Tellu then pulled off her wig and winked.

THE END