Chapter 1

Jill was walking around her ranch and was happier than anyone she knew right now. Her cow (Demented was her name) had won first place in the cow festival and her crops were harvested and sitting in the shipping bin for the Harvest King. Err, I mean Mayor Thomas. *wink wink*. She decided to go visit

Lumina and maybe drop by the Witch Princess's place on the way. Jill was whistling a happy tune while she skipped along the path and almost stomped on a Harvest Sprite on the way. The sprite was Spirity, and he stared at her sadly while he chugged down an entire wine bottle. He was obviously drunk, and I

can't believe that in Forget-Me-Not-Valley actually encouraged drinking in a CHILD GAME. Anyway...Jill finally reached the mansion and knocked on the door. Lumina answered and as soon as she saw Jill, her face beamed. "Jill! Are you here to help me with the piano?" Jill replied, "Of course. I thought I'd throw in

some singing as well." Lumina jumped. "YAY!" she exclaimed with sheer joy. Romana greeted them warmly and Sebastian formally offered drinks and snacks. Lumina started softly playing the piano and Jill sang 'My Immortal'

I'm so tired of being here

Suppressed by all my

Childish fears

And if you have to leave

I wish that you would just leave

Because you're presence still lingers here

And it won't leave me alone

These wounds won't seem to heal

This pain is just unreal

There's just too much that time cannot erase

When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears

When you screamed I'd fight away all of your fears

I held your hand through all of these years

But you still left...

...on me.

Romana was tearing up, but Sebastian was already bawling. Even Lumina was getting emotional and after singing several songs together, it became late so Jill had to leave. She waved and left the building, but only as she just exited the property, she remembered that she had a gift to give to Lumina. So Jill turned around, to find an old lady in leopard print smirking at her. "AHHH ITS AN OLD LADY OR A CROSS DRESSING HETEROSEXUAL OLD MAN!" his eyes were shocked and soon turned to anger. Jill egged him on. "Well accept the truth retard. You're either gay, a hooker, a heterosexual hooker or a gay heterosexual into hookers." His eyes were ablaze. Just then, Lumina stumbled out saying Jill dropped my necklace but as soon as she saw the heterosexual-gay-hooker-old-thing she was spellbound. Jill never knew she was a lesbian! It was quite a shock, really. Until the heterosexual-gay-hooker-old-thing talked smoothly in a male voice. "I am Phantom Skye also known as the Phantom Thief and formerly known as the Prince of..." "Douche!" Jill said at the same time as he said "Stars." Lumina was stuttering out sentences. "Give me back the money and l-l-leave!" she shouted angrily. Skye just yelled out "CHICK-BEAM...FIRE!" Lumina and the brunette farmer froze. Skye said "I wish we could end this differently, but I had no choice. Good night, Maidens." He then strolled casually into the darkness and disappeared. "NO WAY! I AM NOT LOSING! I AM NOT LOSING!" the hot headed brunette shouted angrily. Red haze had blurred her vision and she snapped out of the frozen spell. she knew exactly where she was going as she trudged off.

~later~

Jill grabbed the Prince of Douche by the collar and slammed him into a tree. He was shocked for a moment but as soon as he saw it was only Jill he gave her an indulgent smile as if she was giving him a gift with her very presence. "I'm going to take you back to the mansion whether you like it or not!" Skye replied coolly, "You can't. You won't be able too." He pecked her on the forehead and, as if she was drugged, she collapsed on the ground as the Douche escaped.