**a story that I came up with the other day when I was watching Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Part of the credit goes to my 12 year old sister who helped me make this up. If you've seen the movie, then you'll know that I did not make up the first part of the first sentence**

Way, way back many centuries ago, not long after the Bible began, Jacob bought Joseph an amazing, technicolor boat. "A boat?" Joseph squealed. "For me? Aw, thanks Dad."

"You're welcome," Jacob said proudly. "After all, you are my favorite out of all of your brothers."

"I am? Really?"

"Don't tell them."

"Oh, I won't. I'll take them for a ride on the boat, that way they can see how modest I am."

"Okay, son. You do that."

So Joseph took Reuben, Simeon, Benjamin, Judah, Levi, Dan, Naphtali, Zebulun, Asher, Issachar and Gad on a ride down the Nile River in his boat. The brothers had no clue that Jacob had bought the boat specifically for Joseph, although they wondered why he had such boat to begin with.

After a couple of days riding down the Nile, Joseph walked perkily to his brothers and told him about a dream he had where he was their superior. Angrily, they said to Joseph, "Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!"

"Okay, I'm sorry," Joseph said, and he meant it. He didn't mean to hurt his brothers' feelings.

But, of course, the next day, he had a dream that was better, and he told them about it, only the moral ended up that he was still their superior. So, as soon as they got home from their boat trip. They threw Joseph in a pit and set the boat on fire.

What happens next? Well, the movie tells all.

The end (: