A/N: Hiya! Mai here! this is my first Glee fan fiction, and I hope greatly you like it! There are some changes from the original series, but that should all be explained in the fic at some point. ^^ This takes place the summer after regionals just so you know. Okay, so have fun, read, and review! I don't own Glee or any of it's respective characters.
I would like to thank Cupid's xXx Arrow for being my beta for this chapter!
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"So... You guys like Kurt Hummel?" Puck finally spoke up. It was just him, Finn, and that Jesse St. James kid in his room, and they were just standing around awkwardly.
Okay, maybe this needed some explaining. Puck, Finn, and Jesse all had a thing for Kurt. How they found out about each other liking him they don't know. They just knew they all liked him, and Finn had decided they all needed to gather to decide who got Kurt.
Of course it was Finn who thought they should go about this in a fair, civil manner. Jesse and Puck were both fine with fighting it out for Kurt's heart.
"Yeah, I like him. Wish I realized it earlier. If I did I could have gotten him while he still liked me." Finn sighed leaning against Puck's dresser. Only recently had he found out Kurt had liked him previously, and by then he had missed his chance.
"And of course I like him! Why else would I be here?" Looks of disgust landed everywhere around the room as Jesse took in this... Neanderthal's room. It was disgusting frankly. There were clothes laying haphazardly around, and was that a... a... condom? This place was pure nastiness. A shudder ran through his body.
"Well we can't all like him. He doesn't seem the type for more than one boyfriend." Jesse snorted at Finn's comment. Nah dip, Sherlock. How long did it take you to figure that out?
"How do you suggest we solve that then, genius?" Jesse's voice came out a lot more scathing then he intended. Okay, maybe he intended it to be that way.
Finn tilted his head at Jesse. Why'd he call him a genius? He wasn't that smart. Jesse was so strange.
"Well, I think I should have him. I mean I'm a stud! I deserve him." Puck's comment made absolutely no sense at all, but that was his argument.
"Yeah, right. If anyone deserves him it's me! I mean who else can handle Kurt and his high maintenance self? Plus I fit him most. I'm closest to him personality wise." Jesse's point was slightly more reasonable, but no one else in the room found it that way.
"Wait, wait, I deserve him too. I mean he liked me before, so he would be most likely to like me. " Soon arguments erupted about who should have Kurt.
After quite a few shouts and multiple rants of nothingness, Puck and Jesse sighed simultaneously. It was obvious they couldn't talk this out. Finn looked at them both, and they all silently agreed on that.
"Uh, maybe we could do eeny, meeny, miny, mo?" Finn suggested innocently. Sure enough, he was being serious.
"Man, are you that dumb? We can't do something so random." Puck looked at his friend. Did he really just suggest eeny, meeny, miny, mo? Finn was about to speak up in protest to Puck's statement, but Jesse spoke first.
"Though Puckerman isn't the most intelligent person, actually he's a fairly idiotic and a dumb person, but that is beside the point.. He's right. We need something more... competitive." Puck smirked. With that comment from Jesse he knew exactly how to settle it.
"Pretty boy's right. Let's have us a little competition." Finn still had an expression of confusion planted on his face.
"What do you mean by competition? Like a race?" Jesse shot Finn an incredulous look. A race, Finn?
"No, you idjit. A competition to see who can get more points. Like you know, if you kiss him you get 'x' amount of points. That way it involves Kurt's actual feelings, and we can find out who he likes more." Puck's infamous smirk came back. He thought his idea was actually pretty smart.
"Wait... what's an idjit?" Finn had the right to know what he was called.
"Finn aside, that's actually a good idea, Puckerman." Jesse smirked. He knew this would work for him. Who could resist his charm?
"Pretty Boy's smart enough to agree, so Finn, what do you think?"
"Sure, why not. Uh, but we need a set of rules."
"Agreed, and since I'm the most intelligent here, I think I should be the one to write the rules." Finn and Puck both wanted to protest, but they both knew it was the truth.
"Okay, Jesse will write up the rules tonight. Actually... Why don't you send it to us when you finish? That way we can add in our ideas. Do you need our email?"
"Ha, I already have them." Jesse laughed. Even though it seemed a little stalkerish it was true.
"Rachel?" Finn guessed.
"Actually, yes. How did you know that?"
"When we were dating she made me know all the Glee member's emails and numbers too."
"Crazy, right? I can't believe she was the one who broke up with me."
"I can. She wanted me after all." Finn stated simply. It was the truth.
"Um, guys, can you take your bro talk somewhere else?" Puck asks. Honestly he didn't want to hear his new rivals in love discuss Rachel Berry. That chick was psycho.
Puck, without even waiting for an answer, shoved Jesse and Finn out of his room. As soon as they were out he jumped back onto his bed.
Kurt Hummel. He was in love with Kurt freaking Hummel. It used to be that this thought repulsed Puck, but he had finally come to terms with this. He couldn't deny the fact that the lithe, little soprano plagued his every thought.
Even though there were other things he could be doing, Puck was still thinking about Kurt. He had no idea how to make the boy fall for him. God dammit. He had bullied the boy since he entered high school. Sure, he had stopped once he joined Glee, but by no means was he nice to the boy.
Puck, even though he was totally bad ass, needed help with this. Of course, he was still a stud, but Kurt wanted more then a stud. As silly as it was that Kurt would want more than the Puckzilla, it was true. He wanted romantic flowers, candle lit dinners, fairies, and stuff like that.
When it came to such things he knew the perfect person to ask for help,: Quinn. In one smooth motion Puck grabbed his phone out of his pocket and dialed her number, yeah she was on speed-dial. He waited a moment. Then the girl's voice came on.
"Is there something you need, Puck?" Quinn sounded annoyed, but Puck knew better. He was a stud for Pete's sake. Who would be annoyed to talk to him?
"Now, Quinn, baby, is that how you talk to the Puckzilla?"
"Yes, now get on with it." Okay, maybe she was annoyed.
"Fine, fine, I need help w-" Puck was about to finish until the blond rudely interrupted him.
"Oh my god, Puckzilla, the stud, the bad ass of William Mickinely is asking for help? Someone call th-"
"Quinn! Can I just explain my problem?"
"Fine."
"I need to get Kurt Hummel to fall in love with me." Puck frowned when he heard Quinn laughing through the line.
"Finally admitted to you gayness, eh? Oh, I remember the nights of you calling, 'Quinn, what do these dreams mean? What are these feelings? Please tell me I'm not a fag?'" Quinn did her best impression of a low "manly" voice.
"Just help, please!"
"Okay, gosh drama king. If you want to make Kurt fall for you..."
And thus the scheming began. The night continued with Quinn telling Puck exactly how to make the soprano fall for him. Oh, this was going to work for sure. With Quinn's help Puck was a shoe in to win Kurt's heart.
After the call ended, Puck went to his computer to check his email for that rule sheet Pretty Boy was making.
He opened his email, and found that Jesse had already sent the rules. He read them to see if there was anything else to add.
-Kurt blushes- 10 points
-Kurt give you his number- 20 points
-Kurt replies to a text- 5 points
-Kurt initiates a text conversation- 10 points
-Kurt calls you- 20 points
-Conversation must last more then ten minutes
-For every additional half an hour after the initial first ten minutes you get an additional 20 points
-For every hour you get an additional 50 points
-Kurt says yes to a date- 30 points
-Kurt asks for a date- 50 points
-Holding hands- 10 points
-Kiss on the check(from him or you)- 50 points
-Kiss on the lips- 60 points
-Every additional five seconds a kiss last after an initial five you get an additional 20 points
Okay, Puck had to admit this was good, but he knew that Pretty Boy was being too safe. There were a few grounds he didn't cover. Puck, the stud, let his magic fingers get to work. He typed up a few extra things that Pretty Boy misses.
-Kurt blushes- 10 points
-Kurt give you his number- 20 points
-Kurt replies to a text- 5 points
-Kurt initiates a text conversation- 10 points
-Kurt calls you- 20 points
-Conversation must last more then ten minutes
-For every additional half an hour after the initial first ten minutes you get an additional 20 points
-For every hour you get an additional 50 points
-Kurt says yes to a date- 30 points
-During the date Kurt offers to pay-40 points
-Kurt asks for a date- 50 points
-Holding hands- 10 points
-Holding hands in public- 20 points
-Kiss on the check(from him or you)- 50 points
-Kiss on the lips(from him or you)- 60 points
-Every additional five seconds a kiss last after an initial five you get an additional 20 points
-Tongue get's involved- 30 points
-Kurt starts moaning- 40 points
-Hands start to roam-50 points
-Accidentally grabbing of the butt without a bad reaction- 30 points
Puck hit send, quite pleased. While he was at it he might as well send it to Finn.
Now that Puck thought about it they needed someone to observe the competition. Make sure no one was cheating or anything (who you would cheat was beyond him). Puck started to brainstorm. Aretha? No, she'd tell Kurt immediately. Quinn? No, she'd sabotage him for fun. Goth chick? No, Puck didn't want to have to interact with her. Brittany? No, she wouldn't be able to understand. Hot Latina? No, she's sabotage it for him too... That left one person, Berry.
Puck made a gagging noise at that. That girl was creepy, but he was pretty sure she would be fair. Well, she might not be cool with Finn, but that would only help the Puckzilla.
Puck smirked to himself. Oh, this was going to work. Kurt would be HIS.
.::Let's Take a Trip Down Finn Lane::.
After Puck had shoved him and Jesse out of his house, Finn decided he needed to find out about something that had been bugging him.
Finn knew one person that he could go to for answers to his questions, Carole! He drove home quickly, probably more so than he should have for two reasons. One, he was looking forward to seeing Kurt. Two, he really needed to pee.
As soon as he got into the house he sprinted for the bathroom and finished his business. After he was done he went downstairs to ask his mom his question.
"Mom!" Finn called out loudly just expecting his mom to come to him by his call.
"Honey? Is there something you need?" Carole stepped out from the kitchen into the living room.
"I have a really important question." Finn's voice took on a very serious, yet still slightly innocent, tone.
"Well ask away."
"Is it okay to like someone that might be your step brother?" Carole's eyes widened at this. Finn liked Kurt? Well certainly that was new. She always thought it was the other way around.
"Well... Yes, I mean you guys aren't related by blood, so I very well think so."
"Great! I'm going to my room now!" Finn chirped excitedly. Good, now he knew he didn't have to feel guilty about liking Kurt.
Finn headed upstairs to his room and immediately checked his emails. He had a few unread emails, all the usual stuff. One stood out distinctively. It was clearly labeled "Fwd: KURT."
Finn opened it and looked through the list. Everything looked great. He could tell easily which one Puck had written. Finn felt something wrong though. This list was missing thing, and he, Finn the awesome guy, needed to fix it.
Finn added, "Hugging- 20 points." Honestly how did they miss that one. Hugging was such a sweet thing. Finn smiled. That one would put Finn way up. Kurt and him hugged all the time in a brotherly way.
Then Finn, being the genius he was(Jesse's words not his), thought up another one. He quickly typed down, "Kurt says I love you- 100 points." That one was most important. Love was a dearly important thing, right?
After sending it to Jesse and Puck, Finn was satisfied. He really thought he had a chance at this. Finn just needed to make Kurt fall back in love with him.
Then again, Finn still had a hard time believing Kurt had liked him. He was always such a good friend, and he helped Finn with the whole Quinn thing. No matter how Finn looked at it he couldn't see any signs of Kurt liking him.
Finn quickly lost interest with his thoughts and went downstairs to get some ice cream. When he got into the kitchen he saw Kurt already snacking on the ice cream. Finn did a happy dance inside and walked up to him.
"Kurt!" Kurt jumped at his name being called.
"Oh, hey Finn. How's it going?" Kurt asked absentmindedly. To Finn it seemed like all Kurt cared about was that tube of ice cream.
"Good. It'd be going better if I could eat some of that." Finn place his hand over the one Kurt was using to hold the tub. He approached Kurt from behind and drew his mouth right up to Kurt's ear.
"We could just share it though." Finn added a blow of his breath for dramatics.
Kurt freaked out and pushed Finn away. Dropping his spoon, Kurt rushed down to his room in the basement.
Finn frowned. It seemed that he did something wrong and made Kurt angry.
.::Let's Get Kurt's Opinion::.
Kurt was being a good little boy. He had an intense day shopping with Mercedes and was just relaxing at home. It barely registered the fact that someone had came in the door upstairs. It wasn't really concerning him.
What was concerning him was where to put his new clothes. He had a very precise way of organizing his closet, and it was always clear where to put something. The only problem was this one scarf. He just couldn't figure out where to put it.
Kurt was suddenly craving ice cream. It was random, but whenever he was confronted with a problem he craved sweets. He contemplated whether the calories and such was worth it, and eventually came to the answer yes.
The boy skipped upstairs and grabbed the chocolate ice cream and a spoon. He had only started to dig in when Finn had come down. Kurt didn't really notice as he just wanted to eat his ice cream.
"Kurt!" The little diva jumped. He hadn't expected Finn needed something from him.
"Oh hey, Finn. How's it going?" Kurt was trying to make conversation, but he really just wanted to eat some ice cream and figure out where that scarf went.
"Good. It'd be going better if I could eat some of that." Kurt suddenly felt something warm on his hand. Oh god, it was Finn's hand. Then he felt Finn's body pressed up against him from behind.
Do not freak out. Do not freak out. Do not freak out. Kurt repeated the mantra in his head over and over again.
"We could share it though." Finn's mouth was so close to Kurt's ear Kurt could feel the heat coming off of him.
Kurt was still concentrating on not freaking out though. Then Finn blew onto Kurt's ear. He lost it.
There was only one thought in Kurt's mind now. GET AWAY. He ran to his room without a second thought.
The door slammed behind him and the lock came into place. Kurt's body slid down the door as he tried to steady his erratic breathing.
What was that back there? Does Finn li- No! You will not get your hope up White Boy! That jock is no good for you. Kurt's inner voice that sounded strangely like Mercedes spoke. Bleh, it was probably because 'Cedes was the one that always told him to stay away from certain guys.
The voice was right though. There was no way Finn liked him, so there was no use in getting his hopes up. It was sad really. He thought he had gotten ride of his crush, but one slight sweet gesture from the boy made him go crazy. It wasn't right.
Kurt decided to take a bubble bath, go through his skin care routine, and hit the sack. He would deal with that pesky scarf tomorrow, and he would definitely not have dreams about a certain tall, slightly dumb jock.
Fin Chapter
A/N: What did you think? Chapter two will be up soon. I will try to update at least once a week, but marching band is starting soon, so I'll be really busy. I would love love love love love reviews! Also, there's a poll on my profile for who you guys think Kurt should end up with! Vote now! It'll be running all through until the end of the fan fiction!